Likeametaphor
@likeametaphor.bsky.social
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[NSFW, 18+] 30s he/him gay nerd in education by day, player of video games and enjoyer of big men at night. Gainer, furry, brat, leftist. Message me!
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mikeluckas.bsky.social
a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I agree! All yours to rub and enjoy, and I'm sure it'll lead to nothing else
likeametaphor.bsky.social
It's tummy Tuesday! And gatcha daily time. Enjoy me watching my squad of duders do dailies while I realize how big I am anymore.
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Black is slimming, right? (Yall seemed to like the last work shirt picture, so here it is in black.)
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Last picture hit 100 likes... holy hell! I appreciate it yall. I've been feeling pretty lame lately so it legit means a lot.

So here's me all wet. Cheers!
Myself just out of the shower, shirtless
likeametaphor.bsky.social
This is what we do on Fridays? Fine, you twisted my arm!
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Laughing and crying a little that this is just actually happening in a couple of months
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Well, Discord, I'd suggest you not lose my government ID, but I guess we have different priorities.
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I've never gotten as much attention as that last picture I shared of me. Thanks for the likes yall. Guess I'll have to keep sharing! 😊
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Committing to shirts-tucked-in after realizing yesterday I was flashing people all day. It's a vibe haha
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Apparently I have not been serving daddy energy. It's weirdly affirming as someone with a baby face
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I'm tired and hungry, take pity on me
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I hear that. Hugs from me. Hope it gets better soon!
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I got my first unsolicited "daddy" message today. Wheel me to my retirement home, folks
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"I got the movie to celebrate October 3rd," I say as I push the case for Conqueror of Shamballa out of view
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How petty am I to report my landlord for violating leasing laws over lack of payment options in a way that doesn't impact me personally? Tune in at 11 for more!
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packbenpack.bsky.social
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Oh, fair. I am less excited with things but still want to see it all through. I still have the Hypnos and Fates plots to resolve. Should be done with Dora soon and started Moros's plot so I've a bit more to go still
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I'm working towards the epilogue, but even the regular ending has me miffed. I am suspecting that all of these characters with grievances against the gods aren't going to have a satisfying ending 🫠
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Same here! It helped explain why I was never a kid bouncing off of walls but experienced executive dysfunction my whole life. Hopefully a diagnosis can help frame your experiences and provide a positive way to approach whatever challenges you have.
likeametaphor.bsky.social
Heard a passing train from my office and I am suddenly reminded of how much I love the sound. I grew up by train tracks and the sound of it at night was so calming. (Granted it was far enough away to be quiet. I'd probably hate it if I were right against it.)
likeametaphor.bsky.social
I will reserve judgment until I see the "true" ending / epilogue, but the way Hades 2 fumbles the ending is such a bummer. Still loving the game and want to see more, gladly would recommend, but *woof*
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I guess I also spent over 5 years in a toxic marriage so I've not been the most affective in person or attentive remotely. I'd like to improve and can only do that with practice. So yeah. I was probably interested, just a little broken, but I would like to not be.