Likeametaphor
@likeametaphor.bsky.social
[NSFW, 18+] 30s he/him gay nerd in education by day, player of video games and enjoyer of big men at night. Gainer, furry, brat, leftist. Message me!
I think it's time to just delete my social media accounts. I don't think the constant fomo and comparison is worth any of the good for me.
Reach out if you want my contact!
Reach out if you want my contact!
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think it's time to just delete my social media accounts. I don't think the constant fomo and comparison is worth any of the good for me.
Reach out if you want my contact!
Reach out if you want my contact!
Finally got to play Blue Prince (thanks to a birthday gift from a cutie) and holy FUCK I am hooked. I've said I don't like puzzle games for ages and this has me firing on all cylinders
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Finally got to play Blue Prince (thanks to a birthday gift from a cutie) and holy FUCK I am hooked. I've said I don't like puzzle games for ages and this has me firing on all cylinders
Happy birthday to me! Here's to 33. The Kura x Kirby promo roll is deeply terrible, and the egg isn't even star shaped. A dire omen for the year to come.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy birthday to me! Here's to 33. The Kura x Kirby promo roll is deeply terrible, and the egg isn't even star shaped. A dire omen for the year to come.
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Unemployment office sets appointment. They miss their appointment. Calling says they are too busy and have no appointments then hangs up. What a beautiful world. I just want to buy groceries, dawg.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Unemployment office sets appointment. They miss their appointment. Calling says they are too busy and have no appointments then hangs up. What a beautiful world. I just want to buy groceries, dawg.
Man, I'd consider going back on antidepressants, but I don't have insurance anymore. What a beautiful country I live in.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Man, I'd consider going back on antidepressants, but I don't have insurance anymore. What a beautiful country I live in.
I finally finished the current Honkai Star Rail story and did the epilogue. Got enough jades for a pull and got Cyrene.
What a strangely beautiful way to end that story.
What a strangely beautiful way to end that story.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I finally finished the current Honkai Star Rail story and did the epilogue. Got enough jades for a pull and got Cyrene.
What a strangely beautiful way to end that story.
What a strangely beautiful way to end that story.
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Fuck out of here
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Fuck out of here
This could be us
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This could be us
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
I got my new body pillow
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I got my new body pillow
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
I did a phone screening with a recruiter who fully imagined qualifications on my resume and couldn't help me at all. "I see you're credentialed to teach in Texas?" Yeah, buddy, nailed it. Who wants to bet that's the result of an AI pipeline versus plain old being bad at a job?
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I did a phone screening with a recruiter who fully imagined qualifications on my resume and couldn't help me at all. "I see you're credentialed to teach in Texas?" Yeah, buddy, nailed it. Who wants to bet that's the result of an AI pipeline versus plain old being bad at a job?
It's funny to me that I can get an ABA job in less than 5 business days. Speaks a lot about the industry that it's predicated on churning and burning through behavior techs. Anywho: isn't searching for work in late-stage capitalism ft. facism grand?
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's funny to me that I can get an ABA job in less than 5 business days. Speaks a lot about the industry that it's predicated on churning and burning through behavior techs. Anywho: isn't searching for work in late-stage capitalism ft. facism grand?
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
A candid photo of me gatcha gaming. I pulled on the wrong banner. I Honkeyed the wrong Tonk (but got Hyacinth's LC like 20 pulls later hell yeah)
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
A candid photo of me gatcha gaming. I pulled on the wrong banner. I Honkeyed the wrong Tonk (but got Hyacinth's LC like 20 pulls later hell yeah)
Who's gonna make sure I don't run on empty at work? I'm sure you'd love to see me around 300 too, wouldn't you?
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who's gonna make sure I don't run on empty at work? I'm sure you'd love to see me around 300 too, wouldn't you?
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all I need in the world
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
all I need in the world
I'm going to put a spell on you! The spell is, "we should play video games and eat candyyy!"
Thank you, Emmbunn!
Thank you, Emmbunn!
Here comes the orb ponderer, ponderer of the orb! 🧙 a wizardly costume for @LikeAMetaphor.bsky.social! #bunnart
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm going to put a spell on you! The spell is, "we should play video games and eat candyyy!"
Thank you, Emmbunn!
Thank you, Emmbunn!
"I'd tell you what my costume is but you've probably never heard of it. Its underground."
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"I'd tell you what my costume is but you've probably never heard of it. Its underground."
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
I am fully convinced that I am cursed, and the curse is to never get Pokémon Shinies. In almost 30 YEARS of playing, I have found maybe 3 naturally. Why am I made to suffer?
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I am fully convinced that I am cursed, and the curse is to never get Pokémon Shinies. In almost 30 YEARS of playing, I have found maybe 3 naturally. Why am I made to suffer?
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Tummy Tuesday ft undies holding on for dear life
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tummy Tuesday ft undies holding on for dear life
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what a crazy opening hand
June 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
what a crazy opening hand
Pokémon games and an 11th hour plot - name a more iconic duo. ZA has been fun but goddamn I crave something beyond this writing. Anyways, here's to trying to fill out the Pokédex!
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pokémon games and an 11th hour plot - name a more iconic duo. ZA has been fun but goddamn I crave something beyond this writing. Anyways, here's to trying to fill out the Pokédex!