Let me Skeet my Mind!
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Regular girl being regular
My ex used to complain that I rarely sent him stuff, but that’s because a lot of shit that makes me laugh wouldn’t necessarily make him laugh. I sent shit I knew for a fact he would find funny
Men send you things they think are funny, while women send you things they think you’ll find is funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My ex used to complain that I rarely sent him stuff, but that’s because a lot of shit that makes me laugh wouldn’t necessarily make him laugh. I sent shit I knew for a fact he would find funny
Literally going through some bs with them as we speak. NEVER AGAIN
if customer service AND GETTING PACKAGES ON TIME is important to you, DO NOT order from vince camuto or any other company that utilizes ontrac shipping
one of my bday gifts was supposed to be here last week...it's now stuck btw upper marlboro & dc and i can't get any answers from either company
one of my bday gifts was supposed to be here last week...it's now stuck btw upper marlboro & dc and i can't get any answers from either company
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Literally going through some bs with them as we speak. NEVER AGAIN
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This new couple just moved in upstairs and this is the second time in two weeks we’ve had to call the cops. I hope she finds the strength to get out of there soon
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This new couple just moved in upstairs and this is the second time in two weeks we’ve had to call the cops. I hope she finds the strength to get out of there soon
This is tearing me up. Especially the gunshot
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is tearing me up. Especially the gunshot
I might post this every goddamn day for the next four years
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Let’s ignore the fact that my hand is ashy and instead celebrate that these week old nails i did myself lasted through an alternator change 😍
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Let’s ignore the fact that my hand is ashy and instead celebrate that these week old nails i did myself lasted through an alternator change 😍
Ready, player one, FIGHT! Arcade mode till the batteries die
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ready, player one, FIGHT! Arcade mode till the batteries die
Okay, maybe I’m not ready for kids. Watching my cousin’s toddler bully her over her own breasts is stressing me out. Then he gonna slap them both and say “mine! 😃”
Almost fought that lil boy
Almost fought that lil boy
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, maybe I’m not ready for kids. Watching my cousin’s toddler bully her over her own breasts is stressing me out. Then he gonna slap them both and say “mine! 😃”
Almost fought that lil boy
Almost fought that lil boy
1. NOPE.
1a. Yup. We were 4-6 deep in dat bitch (depending on if my cousin or older half bro were staying with us at the time) until I was about 10
1a. Yup. We were 4-6 deep in dat bitch (depending on if my cousin or older half bro were staying with us at the time) until I was about 10
I have a question:
1. Do you and your sibling(s) fight (as adults)?
1a. Did yall share a room when you were kids?
1. Do you and your sibling(s) fight (as adults)?
1a. Did yall share a room when you were kids?
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1. NOPE.
1a. Yup. We were 4-6 deep in dat bitch (depending on if my cousin or older half bro were staying with us at the time) until I was about 10
1a. Yup. We were 4-6 deep in dat bitch (depending on if my cousin or older half bro were staying with us at the time) until I was about 10
Me lying face down spreading my ass cheeks with my hands: “…”
My laser hair removal tech staring into my anus: “omg I LOVE your nails!”
My laser hair removal tech staring into my anus: “omg I LOVE your nails!”
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Me lying face down spreading my ass cheeks with my hands: “…”
My laser hair removal tech staring into my anus: “omg I LOVE your nails!”
My laser hair removal tech staring into my anus: “omg I LOVE your nails!”
PLEASE STAY STRICT
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
PLEASE STAY STRICT
This actually brought tears to my eyes. Not from laughter either. Like…I’m actually distraught that I was exposed to this
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This actually brought tears to my eyes. Not from laughter either. Like…I’m actually distraught that I was exposed to this
Me not being a picky eater really screws me over sometimes. People swear I LOVE certain dishes just because I was able to tolerate it and start making my own”fave” for me all the time 🥴
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Me not being a picky eater really screws me over sometimes. People swear I LOVE certain dishes just because I was able to tolerate it and start making my own”fave” for me all the time 🥴
I gotta adopt this mindset. I be so scared to disappoint people (academically and professionally) who didn’t even graduate high school 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I gotta adopt this mindset. I be so scared to disappoint people (academically and professionally) who didn’t even graduate high school 🥲
I’ve been having a sad, emotional day but I just remembered I have bacon at home. Mood instantly lifted
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve been having a sad, emotional day but I just remembered I have bacon at home. Mood instantly lifted
You know it’s rude to use your voodoo mind tricks on white people
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You know it’s rude to use your voodoo mind tricks on white people
So you telling me this whole time all I really needed was my ass chakras unblocked?
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So you telling me this whole time all I really needed was my ass chakras unblocked?
Reposted by Let me Skeet my Mind!
To the people who suffer in silence-
Thank you!!!
Thank you!!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
To the people who suffer in silence-
Thank you!!!
Thank you!!!
God is SO good!
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
God is SO good!
Lmfaooo. I never thought of that but she right
This is a hilarious because a mom made a post saying she don’t care if her daughter is gay but she doesn’t want her to be a Stud taking care of a 40 year old single mom lmaooo 😂😂😂
The handoff mid-thread got me CRYING 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Lmfaooo. I never thought of that but she right
I can’t believe My Hero Academia is making me cry like this…
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I can’t believe My Hero Academia is making me cry like this…
‘Every’ since IRKS me so bad! EVER. It’s EVER since
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
‘Every’ since IRKS me so bad! EVER. It’s EVER since
Lmfao! This is so unserious
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Lmfao! This is so unserious
A WOMAN
That lil butterfly twerk gon do it for me every tiiimmee 😍💜
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A WOMAN