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@lepidelectric.bsky.social
🔞--18+ pleabse--🔞
--hi i'm 20 and weird--
--KING OF BOINGO--
--aspiring Everything--
--nawn binarie--
--mostly doggy--
--reskeets ARE endorsements. fuck you--
--"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord--
-- still THE ANTIPOP--
--hi i'm 20 and weird--
--KING OF BOINGO--
--aspiring Everything--
--nawn binarie--
--mostly doggy--
--reskeets ARE endorsements. fuck you--
--"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord--
-- still THE ANTIPOP--
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Often, when having a dump and I'm in a bit of a rush I'll pretend I'm on a motorbike and 'rev' the poo out of my arse. Sometimes I have to get into 5th or 6th gear to get it all out. I'm 53 and I've been doing this since I was a kid.
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Often, when having a dump and I'm in a bit of a rush I'll pretend I'm on a motorbike and 'rev' the poo out of my arse. Sometimes I have to get into 5th or 6th gear to get it all out. I'm 53 and I've been doing this since I was a kid.
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Special shoutout to the guy who just sat next to me in blissful silence for an entire flight, then noticed me looking at the connection list after we landed.
He walked past and asked, with genuine emotion, “Wait, you’re not home yet?!”
When I said no, he deadpanned, “I shall send you strength.”
He walked past and asked, with genuine emotion, “Wait, you’re not home yet?!”
When I said no, he deadpanned, “I shall send you strength.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Special shoutout to the guy who just sat next to me in blissful silence for an entire flight, then noticed me looking at the connection list after we landed.
He walked past and asked, with genuine emotion, “Wait, you’re not home yet?!”
When I said no, he deadpanned, “I shall send you strength.”
He walked past and asked, with genuine emotion, “Wait, you’re not home yet?!”
When I said no, he deadpanned, “I shall send you strength.”
just devoured a breakfast of 3 pancakes, 2 eggs and some bacon in 5 minutes. i may not be fat in body i sure as fuck am in spirit
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
just devoured a breakfast of 3 pancakes, 2 eggs and some bacon in 5 minutes. i may not be fat in body i sure as fuck am in spirit
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November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Mishel Alekyan (Armenian Artist, born 1990)
"Train to Winter", 2023.
Oil on Canvas, 50 × 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Train to Winter", 2023.
Oil on Canvas, 50 × 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mishel Alekyan (Armenian Artist, born 1990)
"Train to Winter", 2023.
Oil on Canvas, 50 × 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Train to Winter", 2023.
Oil on Canvas, 50 × 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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I was 15 once. It is that bad.
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I was 15 once. It is that bad.
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SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
in my restless dreams, i see that place. Ice Cream Tycoon
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
in my restless dreams, i see that place. Ice Cream Tycoon
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Directed by Sidney Lumet
Directed by Sidney Lumet
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
12 Angry Men (1957)
Directed by Sidney Lumet
Directed by Sidney Lumet
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Apparently the new Call of Duty is bad and I’m honestly confused as to how this happened because it sounds like bungling Madden or FIFA. You’re an army man with a gun. You shoot the army men with guns who have the audacity to be from somewhere else. The rules worked fine in 2004 and haven’t changed.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Apparently the new Call of Duty is bad and I’m honestly confused as to how this happened because it sounds like bungling Madden or FIFA. You’re an army man with a gun. You shoot the army men with guns who have the audacity to be from somewhere else. The rules worked fine in 2004 and haven’t changed.
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Right up until my 20s I wondered why I never saw a copy of Donkey Otie in bookshops or libraries, even though it seemed to be quite well known
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Right up until my 20s I wondered why I never saw a copy of Donkey Otie in bookshops or libraries, even though it seemed to be quite well known
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Daily #1859 - Stay calm and blend into the background!
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Daily #1859 - Stay calm and blend into the background!
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Grandma got run over by a [REDACTED]
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve
You might say there’s no such thing as [DATA EXPUNGED]
B̷̲̈́͋͌̕ų̷̇̊̔t̸͇̩̺̱͚́̂̑͆͊̒̕ͅͅ ̷̤͕̫̂́ͅa̴̦͌͂s̷̼̜͈̟͛̎̏̄ ̶̯̤̝̊̿ͅf̷̼̹͈̺̹̒̋͑̐̊o̸̹͔̍̋̄r̸̨̻̈́̔̑̆̽̍̚ ̵̰͖̓m̴̠͓̩̰̰̙͔͂̓́e̶̒͋͆̿̉͜ ̵͖̈́̈́̅̀̓́a̴̻̍ņ̸̧̛̤̻̖̣̉̆͝d̸͕͇͚̎̓́ ̸̱̝̞͙̭̰̐̈́̈́͊̐̀G̶̪̙̃̐̂̏̎̾̚r̴͖̘̟̃̈́̑̓̂́̾͜͜ȁ̵͔͇͔n̸̻̫͇̽̓ḍ̴̮͓̎͑p̷̨̮̲͔̿͂̌ā̵͕̗̪̝̌̃̿̆͘,̶̛͙̆̀̅̓̾͠ ̷̧̯̟͐w̴͕̖̪̱̅̔͗͛͛̂e̵̗̪̒̐̆̚͘ ̸̛͓͍͇͔͒̍͒͌̽͝b̷̥̂̈́̎̄͝͝e̷̬̥̼̹͍̗̿̀͠ͅl̴͕̬̹̇̐͝͝ͅï̷̛̪̲̜͖̦͗̓͌̌̓e̶̼͍̐̐̂v̷̹̎͐̃ẹ̷̛̫͔̼̣̗̱̿̈́͂͊̐̐
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve
You might say there’s no such thing as [DATA EXPUNGED]
B̷̲̈́͋͌̕ų̷̇̊̔t̸͇̩̺̱͚́̂̑͆͊̒̕ͅͅ ̷̤͕̫̂́ͅa̴̦͌͂s̷̼̜͈̟͛̎̏̄ ̶̯̤̝̊̿ͅf̷̼̹͈̺̹̒̋͑̐̊o̸̹͔̍̋̄r̸̨̻̈́̔̑̆̽̍̚ ̵̰͖̓m̴̠͓̩̰̰̙͔͂̓́e̶̒͋͆̿̉͜ ̵͖̈́̈́̅̀̓́a̴̻̍ņ̸̧̛̤̻̖̣̉̆͝d̸͕͇͚̎̓́ ̸̱̝̞͙̭̰̐̈́̈́͊̐̀G̶̪̙̃̐̂̏̎̾̚r̴͖̘̟̃̈́̑̓̂́̾͜͜ȁ̵͔͇͔n̸̻̫͇̽̓ḍ̴̮͓̎͑p̷̨̮̲͔̿͂̌ā̵͕̗̪̝̌̃̿̆͘,̶̛͙̆̀̅̓̾͠ ̷̧̯̟͐w̴͕̖̪̱̅̔͗͛͛̂e̵̗̪̒̐̆̚͘ ̸̛͓͍͇͔͒̍͒͌̽͝b̷̥̂̈́̎̄͝͝e̷̬̥̼̹͍̗̿̀͠ͅl̴͕̬̹̇̐͝͝ͅï̷̛̪̲̜͖̦͗̓͌̌̓e̶̼͍̐̐̂v̷̹̎͐̃ẹ̷̛̫͔̼̣̗̱̿̈́͂͊̐̐
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Grandma got run over by a [REDACTED]
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve
You might say there’s no such thing as [DATA EXPUNGED]
B̷̲̈́͋͌̕ų̷̇̊̔t̸͇̩̺̱͚́̂̑͆͊̒̕ͅͅ ̷̤͕̫̂́ͅa̴̦͌͂s̷̼̜͈̟͛̎̏̄ ̶̯̤̝̊̿ͅf̷̼̹͈̺̹̒̋͑̐̊o̸̹͔̍̋̄r̸̨̻̈́̔̑̆̽̍̚ ̵̰͖̓m̴̠͓̩̰̰̙͔͂̓́e̶̒͋͆̿̉͜ ̵͖̈́̈́̅̀̓́a̴̻̍ņ̸̧̛̤̻̖̣̉̆͝d̸͕͇͚̎̓́ ̸̱̝̞͙̭̰̐̈́̈́͊̐̀G̶̪̙̃̐̂̏̎̾̚r̴͖̘̟̃̈́̑̓̂́̾͜͜ȁ̵͔͇͔n̸̻̫͇̽̓ḍ̴̮͓̎͑p̷̨̮̲͔̿͂̌ā̵͕̗̪̝̌̃̿̆͘,̶̛͙̆̀̅̓̾͠ ̷̧̯̟͐w̴͕̖̪̱̅̔͗͛͛̂e̵̗̪̒̐̆̚͘ ̸̛͓͍͇͔͒̍͒͌̽͝b̷̥̂̈́̎̄͝͝e̷̬̥̼̹͍̗̿̀͠ͅl̴͕̬̹̇̐͝͝ͅï̷̛̪̲̜͖̦͗̓͌̌̓e̶̼͍̐̐̂v̷̹̎͐̃ẹ̷̛̫͔̼̣̗̱̿̈́͂͊̐̐
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve
You might say there’s no such thing as [DATA EXPUNGED]
B̷̲̈́͋͌̕ų̷̇̊̔t̸͇̩̺̱͚́̂̑͆͊̒̕ͅͅ ̷̤͕̫̂́ͅa̴̦͌͂s̷̼̜͈̟͛̎̏̄ ̶̯̤̝̊̿ͅf̷̼̹͈̺̹̒̋͑̐̊o̸̹͔̍̋̄r̸̨̻̈́̔̑̆̽̍̚ ̵̰͖̓m̴̠͓̩̰̰̙͔͂̓́e̶̒͋͆̿̉͜ ̵͖̈́̈́̅̀̓́a̴̻̍ņ̸̧̛̤̻̖̣̉̆͝d̸͕͇͚̎̓́ ̸̱̝̞͙̭̰̐̈́̈́͊̐̀G̶̪̙̃̐̂̏̎̾̚r̴͖̘̟̃̈́̑̓̂́̾͜͜ȁ̵͔͇͔n̸̻̫͇̽̓ḍ̴̮͓̎͑p̷̨̮̲͔̿͂̌ā̵͕̗̪̝̌̃̿̆͘,̶̛͙̆̀̅̓̾͠ ̷̧̯̟͐w̴͕̖̪̱̅̔͗͛͛̂e̵̗̪̒̐̆̚͘ ̸̛͓͍͇͔͒̍͒͌̽͝b̷̥̂̈́̎̄͝͝e̷̬̥̼̹͍̗̿̀͠ͅl̴͕̬̹̇̐͝͝ͅï̷̛̪̲̜͖̦͗̓͌̌̓e̶̼͍̐̐̂v̷̹̎͐̃ẹ̷̛̫͔̼̣̗̱̿̈́͂͊̐̐
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Kobolds who are kissing.
Like, *really* kissing.
They must be good friends.
…Oh wow now they’re in a blanket burrito now, how wonderful!
I always love to see my kobolds cuddling, so wholesome!!
Like, *really* kissing.
They must be good friends.
…Oh wow now they’re in a blanket burrito now, how wonderful!
I always love to see my kobolds cuddling, so wholesome!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Kobolds who are kissing.
Like, *really* kissing.
They must be good friends.
…Oh wow now they’re in a blanket burrito now, how wonderful!
I always love to see my kobolds cuddling, so wholesome!!
Like, *really* kissing.
They must be good friends.
…Oh wow now they’re in a blanket burrito now, how wonderful!
I always love to see my kobolds cuddling, so wholesome!!
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