Hobbesy
@leonhobbes.bsky.social
I’m a milky tea/burnt crumpets kinda guy. Pomagne Socialist.
A pleasing haul of beer mats half inched by Julie tonight
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A pleasing haul of beer mats half inched by Julie tonight
Birthday beers with my boy after big dinner with the whole family
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Birthday beers with my boy after big dinner with the whole family
Two youngish blokes sat behind me in the Kop yesterday bemoaning the lack of atmosphere, before spending the game discussing how they were overpaying on their mortgages, and one saying the venue for his forthcoming wedding is £32k. Bring back hooliganism.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Two youngish blokes sat behind me in the Kop yesterday bemoaning the lack of atmosphere, before spending the game discussing how they were overpaying on their mortgages, and one saying the venue for his forthcoming wedding is £32k. Bring back hooliganism.
Got this nice little lamp/objet dart from Julie for my birthday. And a new big coat.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Got this nice little lamp/objet dart from Julie for my birthday. And a new big coat.
The Winter of Discontent. Couldn’t avoid noticing sitting in candlelight tbh. My mum n dad’s work was torched during the fire fighters strike and I remember going down with my dad the next day seeing the army damping down with those Green Goddess fire engines.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Winter of Discontent. Couldn’t avoid noticing sitting in candlelight tbh. My mum n dad’s work was torched during the fire fighters strike and I remember going down with my dad the next day seeing the army damping down with those Green Goddess fire engines.
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names
The Manhattan Love Suicides
Sad Day for Puppets
Help Stamp Out Loneliness
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names
The Manhattan Love Suicides
Sad Day for Puppets
Help Stamp Out Loneliness
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen
Belle & Sebastian
The Housemartins
James Taylor Quartet
James Brown
The Jam
Belle & Sebastian
The Housemartins
James Taylor Quartet
James Brown
The Jam
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen:
Purple Hearts
Makin' Time
The Rage
The Damned
The Meteors
Purple Hearts
Makin' Time
The Rage
The Damned
The Meteors
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you’ve seen
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names
The Manhattan Love Suicides
Sad Day for Puppets
Help Stamp Out Loneliness
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names
The Manhattan Love Suicides
Sad Day for Puppets
Help Stamp Out Loneliness
My auntie Marie once said "hasn't Leon got lovely broad shoulders" and my mum overheard my auntie Frances say "Pff, hod carriers shoulders" under her breath.
Think I was about 9. Her son is a shortarse little prick btw.
Think I was about 9. Her son is a shortarse little prick btw.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My auntie Marie once said "hasn't Leon got lovely broad shoulders" and my mum overheard my auntie Frances say "Pff, hod carriers shoulders" under her breath.
Think I was about 9. Her son is a shortarse little prick btw.
Think I was about 9. Her son is a shortarse little prick btw.
Stephen Warnock is even more bland than Michael Owen.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Stephen Warnock is even more bland than Michael Owen.
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I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.
From the Chelsea/Barcelona match report. Am I supposed to know who any of these players are?
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
From the Chelsea/Barcelona match report. Am I supposed to know who any of these players are?
Picked up Lambretta engine cases plus rear hub and light after being vapour blasted. Incredible difference and worth every penny.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Picked up Lambretta engine cases plus rear hub and light after being vapour blasted. Incredible difference and worth every penny.
Today is five years of wonderful Norman. Here he is when we arrived back home that night.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Today is five years of wonderful Norman. Here he is when we arrived back home that night.
Jeffrey Fairbrother at the Maplins ballroom dancing competition.
Take Barry off, need fresh legs
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Jeffrey Fairbrother at the Maplins ballroom dancing competition.
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Best football stat of the season:
Only three players touched the ball fewer times in the first half than Joshua Zirkzee (16) and one of them played nine minutes and another was sent off for hitting their team-mate.
Only three players touched the ball fewer times in the first half than Joshua Zirkzee (16) and one of them played nine minutes and another was sent off for hitting their team-mate.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Best football stat of the season:
Only three players touched the ball fewer times in the first half than Joshua Zirkzee (16) and one of them played nine minutes and another was sent off for hitting their team-mate.
Only three players touched the ball fewer times in the first half than Joshua Zirkzee (16) and one of them played nine minutes and another was sent off for hitting their team-mate.
Bah.
#WhenTaken #636 (24.11.2025)
I scored 719/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍4.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉123/200
2️⃣📍1.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
4️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈135/200
5️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
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#WhenTaken #636 (24.11.2025)
I scored 719/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍4.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉123/200
2️⃣📍1.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
4️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈135/200
5️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
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WhenTaken
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November 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Bah.
#WhenTaken #636 (24.11.2025)
I scored 719/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍4.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉123/200
2️⃣📍1.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
4️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈135/200
5️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
whentaken.com
#WhenTaken #636 (24.11.2025)
I scored 719/1000🎗️
1️⃣📍4.6K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥉123/200
2️⃣📍1.6 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
4️⃣📍2.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈135/200
5️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈132/200
whentaken.com
Watching 28 Days Later for the first time. I literally have zero patience watching new (to me) stuff nowadays. The urge to check the plot on Wikipedia and move on is irresistible.
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Watching 28 Days Later for the first time. I literally have zero patience watching new (to me) stuff nowadays. The urge to check the plot on Wikipedia and move on is irresistible.
An embarrassing egocentric prick and abysmal referee
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
An embarrassing egocentric prick and abysmal referee
I love watching the lad play but fuck me I picked a terrible day for it
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I love watching the lad play but fuck me I picked a terrible day for it
“At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...”
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
“At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...”
I’m expressing with my full capability, now I’m livin in congregational facility.
Cos some don’t agree with how I do this, I get straight meditate like a Buddhist
Cos some don’t agree with how I do this, I get straight meditate like a Buddhist
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’m expressing with my full capability, now I’m livin in congregational facility.
Cos some don’t agree with how I do this, I get straight meditate like a Buddhist
Cos some don’t agree with how I do this, I get straight meditate like a Buddhist
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Dear Bolton Wanderers fans. Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, not Bradford. The name you were looking for is Peter Sutcliffe.
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dear Bolton Wanderers fans. Jimmy Savile was from Leeds, not Bradford. The name you were looking for is Peter Sutcliffe.
Five games without a win and we’re top of League One lol
a man with blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and a wig .
ALT: a man with blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and a wig .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Five games without a win and we’re top of League One lol
Missed out on a ticket for Bolton away despite us getting 5k, and now hooky telly on the blink. Ho hum.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Missed out on a ticket for Bolton away despite us getting 5k, and now hooky telly on the blink. Ho hum.