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No no, I was listening. It’s just a lot to take in I suppose
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Everyone is twelve now
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everyone is twelve now
I don’t think it’s fair that I have to put the word [redacted] in the sentence “RFK jr must be [redacted] for the health and safety of millions”
![Straight up has to [redact]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6jgr6owyuidlm6fzkpwhxfkg/bafkreib4tc6ihnri2iumpsidtajuyf2qajx4j35ermvbnsuqqijph7lqli@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t think it’s fair that I have to put the word [redacted] in the sentence “RFK jr must be [redacted] for the health and safety of millions”
Discovered the term “weaponized pedantry” today and suddenly a lot things are falling into place
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Discovered the term “weaponized pedantry” today and suddenly a lot things are falling into place
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I don’t want “retire to play golf while people say rude things about you on the internet” I want - at minimum - serious jail time
none of them should ever have peace again
none of them should ever have peace again
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don’t want “retire to play golf while people say rude things about you on the internet” I want - at minimum - serious jail time
none of them should ever have peace again
none of them should ever have peace again
Finally, some hot aliens
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (Series, 2026 - )
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Finally, some hot aliens
As we lurch into 2026, time for you to join the winning team, KHive
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
As we lurch into 2026, time for you to join the winning team, KHive
Only a few more weeks till we can kill this shitshow abomination of a year with cleansing fire(works)
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Only a few more weeks till we can kill this shitshow abomination of a year with cleansing fire(works)
People out here yelling about expanding the Supreme Court when the cheaper solution is to just reduce it by 6
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
People out here yelling about expanding the Supreme Court when the cheaper solution is to just reduce it by 6
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there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
Free gravel for life and I am becoming America’s infrastructure baron. An entire gravel based economy where everyone is employed making roads and landscaping and such I will become a God
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Free gravel for life and I am becoming America’s infrastructure baron. An entire gravel based economy where everyone is employed making roads and landscaping and such I will become a God
You’ve already heard him
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You’ve already heard him
Is Pantone prepping the field with the feds to buy Sherwin-Williams or something?
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Is Pantone prepping the field with the feds to buy Sherwin-Williams or something?
one year anniversary, how are you observing the occasion?
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
one year anniversary, how are you observing the occasion?
John Mahoney was 56 when the brothers McMullen was in theaters and now Edward Burns is 57 in the Family McMullen and if Edward Burns is on Bluesky I hope he read that
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
John Mahoney was 56 when the brothers McMullen was in theaters and now Edward Burns is 57 in the Family McMullen and if Edward Burns is on Bluesky I hope he read that
Hey you know who’s starting to make some sense?
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hey you know who’s starting to make some sense?
Toss Grunley says:
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Toss Grunley says:
I’ve been dealing with some shit
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’ve been dealing with some shit
This one was probably the first time I thought an Onion article’s satire was too easily conflatable with real life
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This one was probably the first time I thought an Onion article’s satire was too easily conflatable with real life
Important update: I’m well enough to die now
I have a head cold that some of America’s most famous influencers are calling “incredibly painful, especially around the ears and jaw”
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Important update: I’m well enough to die now
Strong floor, no ceiling, do not expect
We didn't man.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling, do not expect
I thought watching chuhiros family war those dishes at the ghost market in spirited away would fix me but no it’s just made the take home pizza taste worse
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I thought watching chuhiros family war those dishes at the ghost market in spirited away would fix me but no it’s just made the take home pizza taste worse
I have a head cold that some of America’s most famous influencers are calling “incredibly painful, especially around the ears and jaw”
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I have a head cold that some of America’s most famous influencers are calling “incredibly painful, especially around the ears and jaw”
The Uncanny Valley of the polar express seems quaint now
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Uncanny Valley of the polar express seems quaint now
Wait, Hamnet is real? I thought you were all just doing a Homestar Runner joke or something
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wait, Hamnet is real? I thought you were all just doing a Homestar Runner joke or something