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the alien name for Earth translates as the labyrinth of swine
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“Well Harry,” said Hagrid, “a translation is a lot like a plane crash. The smartest people in the world can recover 100% of the pieces and tell you exactly what happened, but that bitch ain't flyin.”
wealthy people subsidizing the collections industry so that poor people can start out from zero is the kind of late Roman treatment of symptoms that reminds you of an aqueduct squeezed from a merchant prince.
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
wealthy people subsidizing the collections industry so that poor people can start out from zero is the kind of late Roman treatment of symptoms that reminds you of an aqueduct squeezed from a merchant prince.
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The police found my brother Bear’s body on Thursday. He was only 44. I am trying to get gas money for my other brother to travel for the funeral on Monday. If you have it in your heart, think $50 should be enough. Venmo: Emmy-Scott-2
Cashapp: $spochunk #MutualAid #ChristmasWishes #SettlerSaturday
Cashapp: $spochunk #MutualAid #ChristmasWishes #SettlerSaturday
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The police found my brother Bear’s body on Thursday. He was only 44. I am trying to get gas money for my other brother to travel for the funeral on Monday. If you have it in your heart, think $50 should be enough. Venmo: Emmy-Scott-2
Cashapp: $spochunk #MutualAid #ChristmasWishes #SettlerSaturday
Cashapp: $spochunk #MutualAid #ChristmasWishes #SettlerSaturday
bring tea for the triggerman? ok your gun is ugly in your little dickskinning hands
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
bring tea for the triggerman? ok your gun is ugly in your little dickskinning hands
if ye go home with somebody and they don't have a pirates hoard of sixty terabytes, or more, don't fuck them
Pirating media isn't cool. It's theft. If you want more of what you consume...pay for it. If you don't want to pay online providers, buy physical media or go to a library.
not to come off as all "i'm cool cuz i steal" but this is actually a good encapsulation of why i pirate so much media. do i want to pay for something and still get spam and ads? or do i want to connect my computer to some guy in brazil's computer so i can get the movie i want for free no catch
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
if ye go home with somebody and they don't have a pirates hoard of sixty terabytes, or more, don't fuck them
charisma is hard to quantify, but we just saw the level of muslim charisma needed to claw machine a federal security clearance out of the most racist president since woodrow wilson
An early test of the future Mamdani-Trump dynamic? Security clearance.
Before taking office as NYC's mayor, Mamdani will need a top-level security clearance from the federal government — something Trump has revoked before to punish his political enemies.
Before taking office as NYC's mayor, Mamdani will need a top-level security clearance from the federal government — something Trump has revoked before to punish his political enemies.
An early test of a Mamdani-Trump relationship? Security clearance.
The president has revoked security clearances as a way to punish political enemies.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
charisma is hard to quantify, but we just saw the level of muslim charisma needed to claw machine a federal security clearance out of the most racist president since woodrow wilson
in consecutive paragraphs of the deakins autobiography you learn that you were only a real camera operator if you could turn a tripod head into an autopen and that every last release print of 1984 would have mission impossibled if not for a cc'd memo
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
in consecutive paragraphs of the deakins autobiography you learn that you were only a real camera operator if you could turn a tripod head into an autopen and that every last release print of 1984 would have mission impossibled if not for a cc'd memo
The only halloween movie we watch in this house is Ordet.
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The only halloween movie we watch in this house is Ordet.
"cheeseburgers cause heart attacks" is true. but the statement omits the several thousand steps you'd need to understand in order to address the problem in a person who won't stop ordering five guys.
A lot of people who are not scientists love to break out the word “polycrisis” but global warming is one of the most monocausal crisis ever: the vibrational modes of CO2 have an absorption peak around the same wavenumber the earth’s surface has a reflection peak at. We’ve known this for centuries!
October 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"cheeseburgers cause heart attacks" is true. but the statement omits the several thousand steps you'd need to understand in order to address the problem in a person who won't stop ordering five guys.
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This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation
pressing boiling hot phone screen to my cheek: listen pig there is a word for novelists who dare to write with lower ratios of summary to scene than i, claudius or master and margarita and that word is lazy
hostage negotiator, covering mic: he's right...... fuckkkkk
hostage negotiator, covering mic: he's right...... fuckkkkk
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
pressing boiling hot phone screen to my cheek: listen pig there is a word for novelists who dare to write with lower ratios of summary to scene than i, claudius or master and margarita and that word is lazy
hostage negotiator, covering mic: he's right...... fuckkkkk
hostage negotiator, covering mic: he's right...... fuckkkkk
Korovyov: Goodness gracious what is that? Have you ever in all your days smelled a body like this one?
Azazello: Messire hates us.
Behemoth (gnawing the president's fingers): Try one! they taste of coconut.
Azazello: Messire hates us.
Behemoth (gnawing the president's fingers): Try one! they taste of coconut.
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Korovyov: Goodness gracious what is that? Have you ever in all your days smelled a body like this one?
Azazello: Messire hates us.
Behemoth (gnawing the president's fingers): Try one! they taste of coconut.
Azazello: Messire hates us.
Behemoth (gnawing the president's fingers): Try one! they taste of coconut.
I hate this shit. this is art for phone cameras and people who've lost an eye
Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I hate this shit. this is art for phone cameras and people who've lost an eye
meeting my handler at the renal pelvis of the bulgakov statue in the international kidney museum
August 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
meeting my handler at the renal pelvis of the bulgakov statue in the international kidney museum
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TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic
August 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic
TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic
August 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic
the two O's in goop indicate that gwyneth paltrow has murdered human beings to advance the interests of the United Kingdom
August 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
the two O's in goop indicate that gwyneth paltrow has murdered human beings to advance the interests of the United Kingdom
going to miss this bone dry bitch
July 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
going to miss this bone dry bitch
in societies with free speech, real news is always an unspoken subtext. the newsworthy part of this 20-year-old story is not that the president is a pedophile. the news is that his unprecedented immunity to political gravity has secretly been decaying.
I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator
very grim
very grim
July 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
in societies with free speech, real news is always an unspoken subtext. the newsworthy part of this 20-year-old story is not that the president is a pedophile. the news is that his unprecedented immunity to political gravity has secretly been decaying.
post-scarcity economists fail to consider that gambling addicts only have 20 fingers and toes to cut off
July 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
post-scarcity economists fail to consider that gambling addicts only have 20 fingers and toes to cut off
dreamed Frasier was Brad Pitt in Fury and Niles named the tank Jerry Cruncher
July 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
dreamed Frasier was Brad Pitt in Fury and Niles named the tank Jerry Cruncher
hydrogen is so almost-not-there that if the Hindenburg had used a perfect vacuum as a lifting gas it would only have been able to carry 10% more weight
June 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
hydrogen is so almost-not-there that if the Hindenburg had used a perfect vacuum as a lifting gas it would only have been able to carry 10% more weight
sometimes I wish Esperanto had succeeded because can you imagine calling in a nuclear strike sounding like a minion
May 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
sometimes I wish Esperanto had succeeded because can you imagine calling in a nuclear strike sounding like a minion
"Modernity and the Holocaust" p. 17, if anyone else was curious about this exceptional book. The full context is even more frightening:
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Modernity and the Holocaust" p. 17, if anyone else was curious about this exceptional book. The full context is even more frightening: