Ryan Cordell
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Caught a meteor on the security camera this morning
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Caught a meteor on the security camera this morning
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna...
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna...
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna...
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna...
Just saw Sisu: Road to Revenge. I think it was as good as Sisu, complete with a few completely bonkers sequences.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just saw Sisu: Road to Revenge. I think it was as good as Sisu, complete with a few completely bonkers sequences.
If you know me, you know I’m a big fan of EuropaPark. Yesterday, their movie, Grand Prix of Europe, was released in the US. If you get the chance, I recommend checking it out. It is an animated kids’ film that is fun for the whole family.
youtu.be/UbLP02snaTo?...
youtu.be/UbLP02snaTo?...
GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE - Official Trailer (2025)
YouTube video by JoBlo Animated Videos
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you know me, you know I’m a big fan of EuropaPark. Yesterday, their movie, Grand Prix of Europe, was released in the US. If you get the chance, I recommend checking it out. It is an animated kids’ film that is fun for the whole family.
youtu.be/UbLP02snaTo?...
youtu.be/UbLP02snaTo?...
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today, we will treat sewage.
we will manage the foul remnants of our past, the health of our present, the hope of our future.
days end, but the mission endures.
because there will be sewage to treat tomorrow. but this day is today.
and today, we will treat sewage.
we will manage the foul remnants of our past, the health of our present, the hope of our future.
days end, but the mission endures.
because there will be sewage to treat tomorrow. but this day is today.
and today, we will treat sewage.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
today, we will treat sewage.
we will manage the foul remnants of our past, the health of our present, the hope of our future.
days end, but the mission endures.
because there will be sewage to treat tomorrow. but this day is today.
and today, we will treat sewage.
we will manage the foul remnants of our past, the health of our present, the hope of our future.
days end, but the mission endures.
because there will be sewage to treat tomorrow. but this day is today.
and today, we will treat sewage.
If you are still in line to make a Dick Chaney joke, STAY IN LINE. He is still dead and there are still plenty of jokes to be made.
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you are still in line to make a Dick Chaney joke, STAY IN LINE. He is still dead and there are still plenty of jokes to be made.
Caught a meteor on my security camera.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Caught a meteor on my security camera.
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Animal costumes are banned from the zoo after last Halloween’s tranquilizer dart incident.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Animal costumes are banned from the zoo after last Halloween’s tranquilizer dart incident.
It brings me some joy that one of the comedians that recently played at the Riyadh Comedy Festival is currently begging for people to attend his show in Wisconsin. Hannibal Buress has been running FB ads all week, and two hours before the show I got this text:
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It brings me some joy that one of the comedians that recently played at the Riyadh Comedy Festival is currently begging for people to attend his show in Wisconsin. Hannibal Buress has been running FB ads all week, and two hours before the show I got this text:
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Oct 26th 1985 - 40 Years ago today! - Mikey, Chunk, Data and Mouth went on a treasure hunt to save the "Goon Docks".
📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)
📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oct 26th 1985 - 40 Years ago today! - Mikey, Chunk, Data and Mouth went on a treasure hunt to save the "Goon Docks".
📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)
📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)
This is a helpful thread of examples of acceptable skulls and many more in the comments.
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is a helpful thread of examples of acceptable skulls and many more in the comments.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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stop thinking right now
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
stop thinking right now
Would have been that hard for the Nobel committee to create a “Nobel Piece of Shit Prize” to award him today?
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Would have been that hard for the Nobel committee to create a “Nobel Piece of Shit Prize” to award him today?
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"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
I not a Paul McCartney super fan, but I would think his fans would be more shocked if he opened his shows with “Mambo #5.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I not a Paul McCartney super fan, but I would think his fans would be more shocked if he opened his shows with “Mambo #5.”
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For those considering canceling trips to Disney parks, might I suggest Europa-Park?
Not only is it my favorite theme park, but it is also the ten time winner of the Golden Ticket Award for “Best Theme Park.”
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/36634...
#boycott #disney
Not only is it my favorite theme park, but it is also the ten time winner of the Golden Ticket Award for “Best Theme Park.”
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/36634...
#boycott #disney
Massive European theme park named best in the world beating Disney and Universal
A THEME park in Europe has been named the best in the world – even beating Disneyland Paris and Orlando. With over 100 attractions Europa-Park in Germany was named the Best Theme Park in the …
www.thesun.co.uk
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For those considering canceling trips to Disney parks, might I suggest Europa-Park?
Not only is it my favorite theme park, but it is also the ten time winner of the Golden Ticket Award for “Best Theme Park.”
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/36634...
#boycott #disney
Not only is it my favorite theme park, but it is also the ten time winner of the Golden Ticket Award for “Best Theme Park.”
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/36634...
#boycott #disney
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
I’ll echo so many on this site that Sneakers is an incredible film staring the late Robert Redford. The fact that it is not currently on any of the streaming services (without renting) is a crime.
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ll echo so many on this site that Sneakers is an incredible film staring the late Robert Redford. The fact that it is not currently on any of the streaming services (without renting) is a crime.
Had a little aurora activity last night. Caught these on my simple Wyze security cameras.
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Had a little aurora activity last night. Caught these on my simple Wyze security cameras.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Any gas station that runs commercials while you are pumping gas should give you 10 cents off a gallon for every ad shown during the process.
September 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Any gas station that runs commercials while you are pumping gas should give you 10 cents off a gallon for every ad shown during the process.