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here's part 1 of my Very Long summer anime roundup. first are the nine (NINE!) continuing and returning shows i watched this season
Summer 2025 anime, Pt. 1: Ongoing and returning shows
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you are not “chopped” or “unc”; you are in your thirties and really shouldn’t be seriously considering a 22 year old’s opinion on anything.
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Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy
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damn, four Chiefs flags
when do tickets go on sale for the Brewers' "Beat the Cubs in the NLDS" banner unveiling
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times like these i look to The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror VI "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" when Lisa and Paul Anka sing “Just don't look! Just don't look!" to get people to turn away from the monsters rampaging the town and the lack of attention defeats the monsters and saves the town
they convinced the colts to take trent richardson off their hands

but they used the pick they got in return to trade up to draft manziel, sooooo
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With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.
deep fried his ass
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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JB Pritzker has made more money off casinos than Trump lol
JB Pritzker, the governor of Illinois, won $1.4 million playing blackjack in Las Vegas. He reported the winnings on his 2024 tax returns, which his campaign released this week. “I was incredibly lucky,” he said.
JB Pritzker Won $1.4 Million Playing Blackjack in Las Vegas
The Illinois governor reported the winnings on his 2024 tax returns, which his campaign released this week. “I was incredibly lucky,” he said.
nyti.ms
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for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr

will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
can't wait to see what holiday he ruins for his screaming child next
i think whatever antimatter floats inside her skull would actually make the worms dumber
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
a masterpiece. you're running out of excuses to not play this.
You are a clone named Watcher, and you’ve made a grave mistake.

💠 Surface a 1,000-year-old lie from the cosmic shadows
💠 Discover the forbidden truths about your god
💠 Unravel a tapestry of familial pain, love and revolution

1000xRESIST is coming to PlayStation, Xbox, and Game Pass on November 4.
oh this looks fucking dangerous
bro is literally a Celestial Dragon
Eiichiro Oda might pull a GRRM if he ever finds out one of the most powerful people on earth interpreted One Piece like this
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did you guys hear about that pedophile who got killed in prison. yeah the other inmates found out he was the lead singer of lostprophets
they do spend, just in weird places. people were clamoring for them to re-up tucker all season and now it looks like it was the right move not to

fuck the rickettses forever either way
good year for the cubs overall, it felt a lot like 2015 minus the NLCS appearance but came darn close. looking forward to next year. sucks it had to be a loss to the brewers but good on them for winning their world series

jettison matt shaw for non-baseball reasons
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jankees lose
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this