Kyle Nelson
@kylenelson.bsky.social
Twin Cities Photo/Design Guy | Hat Enjoyer | Terminally Online | he/him
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Grimace had a birthday in 24 but not 25. Cosmic horror implications
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Grimace had a birthday in 24 but not 25. Cosmic horror implications
NOT posting Spotify Wrapped is virtue signaling. We are all trapped
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
NOT posting Spotify Wrapped is virtue signaling. We are all trapped
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when half the house comes back from thanksgiving with positive covid tests
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
when half the house comes back from thanksgiving with positive covid tests
Treating myself to an antacid tablet just for the flavor
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Treating myself to an antacid tablet just for the flavor
Recently discovered that my default photo style is "Chat Pile album cover"
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Recently discovered that my default photo style is "Chat Pile album cover"
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Emails on black Friday be like “30% off everything in the ACLU shop!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Emails on black Friday be like “30% off everything in the ACLU shop!”
I bet it feels really good for the truck to jackknife a semi
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I bet it feels really good for the truck to jackknife a semi
Big things coming soon (bills)
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Big things coming soon (bills)
So funny that they called their app Weather Underground
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So funny that they called their app Weather Underground
Plate carrier at Saver's
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Plate carrier at Saver's
"Primary the ogre" is so fun to say. I don't even live there
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Primary the ogre" is so fun to say. I don't even live there
TLDR: Tubi bad
New Episode, New Guest, as we bring on @kylenelson.bsky.social for da first time to talk THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE (1974)
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I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That: The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974) feat. @kylenelson
They said we couldn't keep finding new guests to be on our podcast, they said we smoke too tough, our swag too different, our bitch too bad, but guess what we went and did it agin anyways! longtime li...
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November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
TLDR: Tubi bad
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Do you love the Midwest? Do you need to keep track of appointments? Do you also like to support small-scale creators?!??
Well have I got the perfect addition to your or a loved ones’ home!
Get one of these doodads today?!?
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Well have I got the perfect addition to your or a loved ones’ home!
Get one of these doodads today?!?
www.lulu.com/shop/riley-b...
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Do you love the Midwest? Do you need to keep track of appointments? Do you also like to support small-scale creators?!??
Well have I got the perfect addition to your or a loved ones’ home!
Get one of these doodads today?!?
www.lulu.com/shop/riley-b...
Well have I got the perfect addition to your or a loved ones’ home!
Get one of these doodads today?!?
www.lulu.com/shop/riley-b...
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I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
All my friends HATE Scp 2005 C21 045 LLC
Hey CVS come get your boy. This is supposed to be packed up and outta here in 5 days.
You too, “Scp 2005 C21 045 LLC”, if that IS your real name.
PS I hate you and will never shop at one of your stores again.
You too, “Scp 2005 C21 045 LLC”, if that IS your real name.
PS I hate you and will never shop at one of your stores again.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
All my friends HATE Scp 2005 C21 045 LLC
The Prince library cards are not horny enough imo
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Prince library cards are not horny enough imo
Lakes are now battlefields
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Lakes are now battlefields
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Not going to lie, I am a little concerned about how that main hatchway will hold up in a really bad storm
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Not going to lie, I am a little concerned about how that main hatchway will hold up in a really bad storm
Did they refill it for The Fitz?
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Did they refill it for The Fitz?
Congrats to Gritty on all the the Super Bowl children arriving over the coming days
Gritty welcoming a child in about 40 weeks
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Congrats to Gritty on all the the Super Bowl children arriving over the coming days