KylaTea
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My that’s quite a toasty way of rating movies
I don't really like doing star ratings for films but I do like organizing things on Letterboxd so if you ever see me give a star rating on there, here's what each one actually means:
⭐ = Fuck You
⭐⭐ = Some Ol' Bullshit
⭐⭐⭐ = Rental
⭐⭐⭐⭐ = Matinee
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ = Full Price
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐❤️ = Better Than Sex
⭐ = Fuck You
⭐⭐ = Some Ol' Bullshit
⭐⭐⭐ = Rental
⭐⭐⭐⭐ = Matinee
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ = Full Price
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐❤️ = Better Than Sex
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My that’s quite a toasty way of rating movies
“Ohh you have to pick Malevola or Karlach! Malevola or Karlach!”
You weak minded pions. I HAVE TWO HANDS FOR A REASON.
Why have one red muscle mommy girlfriend when you can have TWO! THINK! THINK YOU MORONS!!
You weak minded pions. I HAVE TWO HANDS FOR A REASON.
Why have one red muscle mommy girlfriend when you can have TWO! THINK! THINK YOU MORONS!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“Ohh you have to pick Malevola or Karlach! Malevola or Karlach!”
You weak minded pions. I HAVE TWO HANDS FOR A REASON.
Why have one red muscle mommy girlfriend when you can have TWO! THINK! THINK YOU MORONS!!
You weak minded pions. I HAVE TWO HANDS FOR A REASON.
Why have one red muscle mommy girlfriend when you can have TWO! THINK! THINK YOU MORONS!!
Regular old guard Conservatives are seeing the new guard’s Death Cult ideals coming out full force. They don’t care for anyone’s life especially for ones that don’t look like they do.
2/ “Republicans in the Congress seem to be as exasperated by it as the Democrats do. I think it’s getting beyond politics now. The killing is out of hand. And this last one, in which Pete Hegseth first denied that he gave the order, and then the White House said he did give the order ..."
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Regular old guard Conservatives are seeing the new guard’s Death Cult ideals coming out full force. They don’t care for anyone’s life especially for ones that don’t look like they do.
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Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff at the CDC.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Meet the new Deputy Chief of Staff at the CDC.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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sometimes when I see them sleeping like this I tuck them in
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
sometimes when I see them sleeping like this I tuck them in
Looking at my Apple Music Replay and I couldn’t be prouder
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Looking at my Apple Music Replay and I couldn’t be prouder
Also I’m glad Megan Thee Stallion won her case. You would think tea bloggers would have learned after TashaK got her world rocked by Cardi B. In that definition case. Tasha will have her wages garnished along with her kids and her kids kids and her kids kids kids.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Also I’m glad Megan Thee Stallion won her case. You would think tea bloggers would have learned after TashaK got her world rocked by Cardi B. In that definition case. Tasha will have her wages garnished along with her kids and her kids kids and her kids kids kids.
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With everything happening I forgot to advertise this again.
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
With everything happening I forgot to advertise this again.
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
OH WAIT ITS DECEMBER NOW! OH GOD I CANT WAIT 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
OH WAIT ITS DECEMBER NOW! OH GOD I CANT WAIT 😭😭😭
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
With everything happening I forgot to advertise this again.
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
With everything happening I forgot to advertise this again.
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
Instead of buying some random crap on Amazon get a personalized gift!
Check my Ko-Fi for more info on #commissions
TW: IVs and needles
I’m getting an iron infusion today and I forgot how itchy IV needles can get.
I haven’t had one since surgery when I was a child but goddam
I’m getting an iron infusion today and I forgot how itchy IV needles can get.
I haven’t had one since surgery when I was a child but goddam
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
TW: IVs and needles
I’m getting an iron infusion today and I forgot how itchy IV needles can get.
I haven’t had one since surgery when I was a child but goddam
I’m getting an iron infusion today and I forgot how itchy IV needles can get.
I haven’t had one since surgery when I was a child but goddam
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
So cuz I keep sending friends Dispatch stuff I find I keep getting more in my IG feed. And I found out people ship Waterboy and Prism. Which idk if it works but the ship name is
💫💧Sparkling Water 💧💫
And that’s so fucking cute. I approve for that alone.
💫💧Sparkling Water 💧💫
And that’s so fucking cute. I approve for that alone.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So cuz I keep sending friends Dispatch stuff I find I keep getting more in my IG feed. And I found out people ship Waterboy and Prism. Which idk if it works but the ship name is
💫💧Sparkling Water 💧💫
And that’s so fucking cute. I approve for that alone.
💫💧Sparkling Water 💧💫
And that’s so fucking cute. I approve for that alone.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend and what not
The only time you’ll see me rooting for the Cowboys is so I can see them knock the Chiefs out of playoff chances.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend and what not
I just moved like 638 pcs of product for this damn sale and to stock for Cyber Monday. Shit better be gone by then.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I just moved like 638 pcs of product for this damn sale and to stock for Cyber Monday. Shit better be gone by then.
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Whoever at Google thought it was a good idea to make the Gmail mobile app search results default to "most relevant" instead of "most recent":
That was a terrible idea and you should feel bad about yourself for having had it.
That was a terrible idea and you should feel bad about yourself for having had it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Whoever at Google thought it was a good idea to make the Gmail mobile app search results default to "most relevant" instead of "most recent":
That was a terrible idea and you should feel bad about yourself for having had it.
That was a terrible idea and you should feel bad about yourself for having had it.
Day 2: 198 from what we had. Didn’t want to overload the UPS lady.
Day1 of the sale at work and we did 235 orders while down one guy.
Ugh two more days and a Cyber Monday.
Ugh two more days and a Cyber Monday.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Day 2: 198 from what we had. Didn’t want to overload the UPS lady.
You know what else continues to slap? This.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You know what else continues to slap? This.
Thanks to @shadowtodd.bsky.social for covering one of my mom and i’s favorite R&B songs “Piano in the Dark”
I hadn’t heard it in so long and I’m pleased to say it still slaps 💙
I hadn’t heard it in so long and I’m pleased to say it still slaps 💙
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thanks to @shadowtodd.bsky.social for covering one of my mom and i’s favorite R&B songs “Piano in the Dark”
I hadn’t heard it in so long and I’m pleased to say it still slaps 💙
I hadn’t heard it in so long and I’m pleased to say it still slaps 💙
Day1 of the sale at work and we did 235 orders while down one guy.
Ugh two more days and a Cyber Monday.
Ugh two more days and a Cyber Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Day1 of the sale at work and we did 235 orders while down one guy.
Ugh two more days and a Cyber Monday.
Ugh two more days and a Cyber Monday.
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Your friendly reminder that yes I am HER 🌟💙
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Your friendly reminder that yes I am HER 🌟💙
The Bulls need to bring this song back. We was kickin ass all the time with this song
When it played the other team was already down by 10pts
When it played the other team was already down by 10pts
The Alan Parsons Project - Sirius (Official Audio)
YouTube video by AlanParsonsVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Bulls need to bring this song back. We was kickin ass all the time with this song
When it played the other team was already down by 10pts
When it played the other team was already down by 10pts