Kerry T
@kteeth.bsky.social
Drowning in a dunk tank with a rainbow overhead.
Detroit, MI
No pasaran
Detroit, MI
No pasaran
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16/12/25 - nocturn
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
16/12/25 - nocturn
Hank Hill would love this shit if he was real
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hank Hill would love this shit if he was real
Anybody have any horny ass Christmas album suggestions? Throwing a real cool Xmas party this weekend and I need some holiday fuck music for late-night guests.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Anybody have any horny ass Christmas album suggestions? Throwing a real cool Xmas party this weekend and I need some holiday fuck music for late-night guests.
We were put on earth to dick around
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We were put on earth to dick around
Mariah Carey do you want me for Christmas or should I buy you a Labubu
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Mariah Carey do you want me for Christmas or should I buy you a Labubu
The shit I see on this website makes me wanna tear my eyes out sometimes. Gonna go outside and pet some feral cats and piss behind the shed.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The shit I see on this website makes me wanna tear my eyes out sometimes. Gonna go outside and pet some feral cats and piss behind the shed.
My favorite meal is toast
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My favorite meal is toast
I will never be scammed. I work for INTERPOL.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I will never be scammed. I work for INTERPOL.
My siblings and I loaded up on shrimp cocktail, cheap A&P Chardonnay, holiday m&m’s and microwaved White Castle burgers enjoying The Life Aquatic on Christmas night in an empty theater in NJ after Dad went to bed. 2004.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My siblings and I loaded up on shrimp cocktail, cheap A&P Chardonnay, holiday m&m’s and microwaved White Castle burgers enjoying The Life Aquatic on Christmas night in an empty theater in NJ after Dad went to bed. 2004.
It’s about time that Street Fighter got a movie as unhinged and cartoonishly outrageous as Mortal Kombat. 12-year-old me is screaming
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s about time that Street Fighter got a movie as unhinged and cartoonishly outrageous as Mortal Kombat. 12-year-old me is screaming
Spotify’s top genre in 2025 is Laser Grunge
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Spotify’s top genre in 2025 is Laser Grunge
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ted Leo stopping by the guitar shop was a nice surprise today. Kinda a full-circle moment for me too; he used to shop in the GC in Totowa, NJ I worked at 20+ years ago. Cool guy and a great songwriter.
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ted Leo stopping by the guitar shop was a nice surprise today. Kinda a full-circle moment for me too; he used to shop in the GC in Totowa, NJ I worked at 20+ years ago. Cool guy and a great songwriter.
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type of shit gay men married to women post
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
type of shit gay men married to women post
AI users have collectively fucked less than 10 minutes in their lives
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
AI users have collectively fucked less than 10 minutes in their lives
Got our new dryer delivered today and a gas leak was discovered. Utility co. came out and fixed it but holy shit man, I am stressed out still and my body hasn’t stopped humming since 4 pm.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Got our new dryer delivered today and a gas leak was discovered. Utility co. came out and fixed it but holy shit man, I am stressed out still and my body hasn’t stopped humming since 4 pm.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic
Mister President, are you there sir?
Mister President, would you like a Hot Pocket? Sir?
Mister President, would you like a Hot Pocket? Sir?
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Mister President, are you there sir?
Mister President, would you like a Hot Pocket? Sir?
Mister President, would you like a Hot Pocket? Sir?
Favorite weird NES game?
Clash at Demonhead 5 ever
Clash at Demonhead 5 ever
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Favorite weird NES game?
Clash at Demonhead 5 ever
Clash at Demonhead 5 ever
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Dinosaur Jr.
The Walkmen
Slowdive
Stereolab
Nada Surf
Dinosaur Jr.
The Walkmen
Slowdive
Stereolab
Nada Surf
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Dinosaur Jr.
The Walkmen
Slowdive
Stereolab
Nada Surf
Dinosaur Jr.
The Walkmen
Slowdive
Stereolab
Nada Surf
It would be so awesome if it happened during our holiday party while I’m filled to the brim with glögg
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It would be so awesome if it happened during our holiday party while I’m filled to the brim with glögg
At this point in my life, having a Xmas party is the purest expression of the holiday. I don’t want/need anything as a present. The ultimate gift is having a bunch of people who are important to us hanging out in our house eating and drinking and getting weird.
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
At this point in my life, having a Xmas party is the purest expression of the holiday. I don’t want/need anything as a present. The ultimate gift is having a bunch of people who are important to us hanging out in our house eating and drinking and getting weird.
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steven (stephen???) miller drinks nail polish while screeching anti-immigrant slurs at youtube clips of Fievel Goes West
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
steven (stephen???) miller drinks nail polish while screeching anti-immigrant slurs at youtube clips of Fievel Goes West
Going on Nextdoor dot com rules so hard. It’s like a super-racist Facebook. I also saw someone refer to a locksmith as a locktician.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Going on Nextdoor dot com rules so hard. It’s like a super-racist Facebook. I also saw someone refer to a locksmith as a locktician.