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Kerry T
@kteeth.bsky.social
Drowning in a dunk tank with a rainbow overhead.

Detroit, MI

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Someone who just learned about Jeffrey Dahmer
Oh no he eat people
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Feels like the holidays are already over cuz nothing will top our Xmas party last weekend. Shit went so hard
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey guys guess what? I won $12 from Powerball. You could say I’m rich I figure
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I know a dude who worked at Detroit Receiving (burn unit) and was also, uh, running a bbq spot called Burn Unit 😵‍💫
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Your ass couldn’t write Wonderful Christmastime
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hosted a Xmas party on Saturday and holy smokes, what a GREAT time. I have so many bottles of wine left over lol
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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20/12/25 - nocturn
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ludington, 2011. Macramé Tiger’s psychedelic journey to Northern Michigan.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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For some reason, a lot of idiots believe artists are born with talent, and didn't work for it. I think that's why we see language about "gatekeeping" in AI, when in reality, you just went to business school instead of art school. You're not an expert now.
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Man, I really need a serious win in 2026. The last five years have largely been one battle after another.
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Honestly, very much over vehicle ownership. I’d like to take a nice, modern light-rail train to work a few miles away.
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
In 2001 my fledgling band went to the Poconos to record an e.p. for a few punk comps in NJ. We stayed in a huge guest house and the producer/engineer showed us his old music vid from the 80’s:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Me8z...
Gotta Get Me Out
YouTube video by Richard Rescigno
m.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yeah, I’m on that grind. Grinding my teeth all night from anxiety.
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sorry kids, Santa got, uh, locked in a men’s room stall at LaGuardia airport for 4 days and has died.
That‘s why there’s no presents
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my little gentleman sponge holder
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
When I was a teenager I gripped an Etruscan staff, setting off a museum alarm. I was imbued with ancient knowledge, the transference of power was unreal
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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16/12/25 - nocturn
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hank Hill would love this shit if he was real
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Anybody have any horny ass Christmas album suggestions? Throwing a real cool Xmas party this weekend and I need some holiday fuck music for late-night guests.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
We were put on earth to dick around
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mariah Carey do you want me for Christmas or should I buy you a Labubu
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The shit I see on this website makes me wanna tear my eyes out sometimes. Gonna go outside and pet some feral cats and piss behind the shed.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My favorite meal is toast
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My siblings and I loaded up on shrimp cocktail, cheap A&P Chardonnay, holiday m&m’s and microwaved White Castle burgers enjoying The Life Aquatic on Christmas night in an empty theater in NJ after Dad went to bed. 2004.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM