Anxiety's nervous axolotl
@kromulentblecch.bsky.social
Hands down the least interesting person I know but i freak out with the best of them.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"You dont need new things, just hold each other, these are the end times." - Greg Davies, Taskmaster, Season 10 episode 1
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"You dont need new things, just hold each other, these are the end times." - Greg Davies, Taskmaster, Season 10 episode 1
Drinking tea, pushing on my sciatica pretending that will do anything, listening to @wfmu.bsky.social, fending off the narcolepsy til the Lil one zonks out, helping my elder dog with being elderly, wishing I could focus enough to start Lonesome Dove, thinking about stuff people say they dream about
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Drinking tea, pushing on my sciatica pretending that will do anything, listening to @wfmu.bsky.social, fending off the narcolepsy til the Lil one zonks out, helping my elder dog with being elderly, wishing I could focus enough to start Lonesome Dove, thinking about stuff people say they dream about
July 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"OpenAI CEO Sam Altman learns how to Shang Tsung his own soul from his face"
July 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"OpenAI CEO Sam Altman learns how to Shang Tsung his own soul from his face"
Its is a new milestone when one finds a morbid familiarity with the dread of federal rifs. #holdingtheline #notmywaistline
July 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Its is a new milestone when one finds a morbid familiarity with the dread of federal rifs. #holdingtheline #notmywaistline
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Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.
They make sure we have clean water.
They protect us from financial fraud.
They provide healthcare to our communities.
They make our government actually work for people.
Do not forget this.
They make sure we have clean water.
They protect us from financial fraud.
They provide healthcare to our communities.
They make our government actually work for people.
Do not forget this.
July 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.
They make sure we have clean water.
They protect us from financial fraud.
They provide healthcare to our communities.
They make our government actually work for people.
Do not forget this.
They make sure we have clean water.
They protect us from financial fraud.
They provide healthcare to our communities.
They make our government actually work for people.
Do not forget this.
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James Acaster has mastered chat shows like nobody else in comedy. This is a tour de force 15 minutes, Seth Meyers is fighting for his life 🤣
youtu.be/pTbALzICA6c?...
youtu.be/pTbALzICA6c?...
James Acaster Says Seth Stole Jokes from Comedians for His Stand-Up Special (Extended)
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
James Acaster has mastered chat shows like nobody else in comedy. This is a tour de force 15 minutes, Seth Meyers is fighting for his life 🤣
youtu.be/pTbALzICA6c?...
youtu.be/pTbALzICA6c?...
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Watch the clips. Read the article.
1. In an extraordinary public flogging, the Florida State Board of Education repeatedly threatened a school superintendent with criminal prosecution unless he removed a Judy Blume book from all library shelves.
One member called the district librarians "child abusers."
One member called the district librarians "child abusers."
Florida's literary inquisition
In a chilling meeting of the Florida State Board of Education last week, a school district superintendent was publicly browbeaten and repeatedly threatened with criminal prosecution.
popular.info
June 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Watch the clips. Read the article.
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The current freeze on our CFPB work could render our funding reserves meaningless if Senate Republicans succeed in removing the agency’s independent funding mechanism. news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/...
CFPB Stifling Money on Hand as GOP Lawmakers Eye Full Defunding
Federal consumer protection workers say the agency created to police big banks and other financial companies is already being hollowed out from within, even before Congress votes on a proposal to…
news.bloomberglaw.com
June 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The current freeze on our CFPB work could render our funding reserves meaningless if Senate Republicans succeed in removing the agency’s independent funding mechanism. news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/...
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163.625 MHz: Often cited as a Nationwide primary channel for some federal law enforcement.
163.700 MHz, 163.725 MHz, 163.775 MHz: Tactical channels.
168.5875 MHz: Another common tactical channel.
171.250 MHz (R) / 162.9125 MHz (T): A repeater pair used by ICE.
163.700 MHz, 163.725 MHz, 163.775 MHz: Tactical channels.
168.5875 MHz: Another common tactical channel.
171.250 MHz (R) / 162.9125 MHz (T): A repeater pair used by ICE.
June 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
163.625 MHz: Often cited as a Nationwide primary channel for some federal law enforcement.
163.700 MHz, 163.725 MHz, 163.775 MHz: Tactical channels.
168.5875 MHz: Another common tactical channel.
171.250 MHz (R) / 162.9125 MHz (T): A repeater pair used by ICE.
163.700 MHz, 163.725 MHz, 163.775 MHz: Tactical channels.
168.5875 MHz: Another common tactical channel.
171.250 MHz (R) / 162.9125 MHz (T): A repeater pair used by ICE.
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Murphy: "Everything that's happened in the last 7 days - the fight w/ Musk & now the deployment of the National Guard - is probably also a distraction from the main story, which is that Trump is trying to pass probably the most unpopular piece of legislation he will attempt to move through Congress"
June 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Murphy: "Everything that's happened in the last 7 days - the fight w/ Musk & now the deployment of the National Guard - is probably also a distraction from the main story, which is that Trump is trying to pass probably the most unpopular piece of legislation he will attempt to move through Congress"
May 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not all about McSweeneys. It's not like I don't enjoy it, I just don't check frequently. This, this is masterful in delivering humor, darkness, and something so polished a reader doesn't know if they are looking at the looking glass or through it.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
I’m a Trump-Loving Springsteen Fanatic, and the Cognitive Dissonance Is Finally Catching Up with Me
“Bruce Springsteen has spoken out against the White House again after President Donald Trump called him a ‘dried-out prune’ on social media. Speaki...
www.mcsweeneys.net
May 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm not all about McSweeneys. It's not like I don't enjoy it, I just don't check frequently. This, this is masterful in delivering humor, darkness, and something so polished a reader doesn't know if they are looking at the looking glass or through it.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
Man, we have really crossed a rubicon when LinkedIn has become not only as depressing but similarly as needlessly influenced as facebook.
May 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Man, we have really crossed a rubicon when LinkedIn has become not only as depressing but similarly as needlessly influenced as facebook.
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"Today, they are slashing the [CFPB]'s budget by 70%.
This is ridiculous because the Bureau has saved American consumers $21 billion by returning to them funds that big banks and predatory lenders swindled out of them." - @ushousefsc.bsky.social Ranking Member Rep Waters
This is ridiculous because the Bureau has saved American consumers $21 billion by returning to them funds that big banks and predatory lenders swindled out of them." - @ushousefsc.bsky.social Ranking Member Rep Waters
April 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Today, they are slashing the [CFPB]'s budget by 70%.
This is ridiculous because the Bureau has saved American consumers $21 billion by returning to them funds that big banks and predatory lenders swindled out of them." - @ushousefsc.bsky.social Ranking Member Rep Waters
This is ridiculous because the Bureau has saved American consumers $21 billion by returning to them funds that big banks and predatory lenders swindled out of them." - @ushousefsc.bsky.social Ranking Member Rep Waters
A smashed-up flatscreen on a mass grave of human shields
Sad react
We'll watch the next holocaust livestreamed on NBC
And we'll just sad react
In all capital letters, big text
And obscure in-club acronyms
Smh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLN...
Sad react
We'll watch the next holocaust livestreamed on NBC
And we'll just sad react
In all capital letters, big text
And obscure in-club acronyms
Smh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLN...
Strengthening and Unleashing America's Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent Citizens
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
April 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
A smashed-up flatscreen on a mass grave of human shields
Sad react
We'll watch the next holocaust livestreamed on NBC
And we'll just sad react
In all capital letters, big text
And obscure in-club acronyms
Smh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLN...
Sad react
We'll watch the next holocaust livestreamed on NBC
And we'll just sad react
In all capital letters, big text
And obscure in-club acronyms
Smh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLN...
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We love you, Federal workers! Our newest designs from our CFPB Union merch shop are dedicated to you.
All Products | CFPB Union Shop
100% of proceeds benefit illegally fired CFPB union members.
cfpbunion.shop
April 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We love you, Federal workers! Our newest designs from our CFPB Union merch shop are dedicated to you.
April 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”
April 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”
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