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Kristen Mulrooney
@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social
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Some brunette woman. Editor of The Belladonna. Writing in The New Yorker & McSweeney’s Letters to Mom column.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 11h
I love a Game 7 and that was such a GOOD Game 7
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 13h
Jerry do you think they might do three teams playing each other in one game?
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 13h
I actually think Kristen Bell outsang Idina Menzel in Frozen. This is, of course, off the record.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 20h
I'm not hitting ANYTHING
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 21h
lol I was not familiar with it until this morning when my brothers shared it with me to back up their lack of faith in me scoring on LeBron.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 21h
Ok and I'm 5'4"? I'm like a mosquito to him. Try and catch me.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 21h
Exactly, I could reasonably never make contact with a 95mph pitch but if I can hit a three with even 30% accuracy, all I have to do is duck LeBron.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 23h
Same idea
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 23h
Currently fighting with all my friends and family and colleagues
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Went off about how baseball is the hardest sport because I could try the rest of my life to hit a fastball from an MLB pitcher and never do it, but I could definitely score on Lebron one on one, and apparently the man who married me doesn't think I could score on Lebron so now we're fighting.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 1d
One of his co-workers is a 6'7" former college basketball player so he's setting up a game between us as a sort of preliminary Lebron Test.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 1d
Went off about how baseball is the hardest sport because I could try the rest of my life to hit a fastball from an MLB pitcher and never do it, but I could definitely score on Lebron one on one, and apparently the man who married me doesn't think I could score on Lebron so now we're fighting.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 1d
This is so many trophies.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 1d
Excuse me please tell me what each one of these awards are for.
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Sarah Sweeney @heysweeney.bsky.social · 4d
This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.

www.vogue.com/article/my-t... 
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
Yes.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
There are worse genres I GUESS?
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
I didn't think we live in the same town but this is actual behavior I have witnessed from my husband so now I'm not sure. Are there two bird by bird soccer dads??
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
My daughter leaned in close to my face for what I thought was a kiss, but she was actually just trying to smell my breath to find out what I was eating in case she wanted some.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
You'd think that my house would be cleaner now that my dog is gone but it's actually more disgusting because none of us understand yet that if you drop food on the floor you have to clean it up.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
It DOESN'T though! It's just that every day is the first day.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 2d
Every day feels like it's my husband's first day living in our house. What do you mean where do we keep the dish towels??
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 3d
I was so confident winter coat was the right choice for 46° and I was WRONG
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 3d
Meteorological fact: No matter how cold it is, for example 46° right now, it is 80° at the soccer field.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 3d
So young, that's why he was funnier than the rest of us.
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Kristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 3d
Yes yes that's beautiful.
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