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sean
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Dell McGee tugging at his collar rn
Your current FBS head coach openings:
• Virginia Tech
• UCLA
• Oklahoma State
• Arkansas
• Oregon State
• Penn State
• UAB
• Florida
• Colorado State
• LSU
• Auburn
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Ok, sure, I'll watch some baseball too.
200 penalty yards is diabolical but I saw that in the 4th quarter of GSU-JMU so it's normal to me
For comparison, Georgia State, the worst team in FBS on penalties, gets an average of 78 yards of penalties per game.

Arkansas has more than doubled that tonight.
oh my GOD (and they're WINNING)
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From @meninblazers.bsky.social

We've got a drunk mascot from the 7th tier of English Soccer.

Sammy the Saint from St Albans City
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Y'all, William & Mary has blocked THREE punts and scored a safety on each one.

Doing some research about safety records... I'll let you know what I find.
I have never in my life seen a false start called for a successful hard count
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Weber State have scored a TD to cut the lead to 2104
@sickoscommittee.org dang montana's blowing the brakes off weber state right now
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Weber State in a hole early.
@sickoscommittee.org dang montana's blowing the brakes off weber state right now
@sickoscommittee.org dang montana's blowing the brakes off weber state right now
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hey your 12 year old wants to play softball, but the law says she has to get naked for a decrepit pedophile first
reasonable moderates: well obviously you have to compromise, trannies
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Find out how to say it tonight on @thedailyshow.com!
Tonight! Jon Stewart sits down with Zoehan Mendairy ❌ Zoeran Ma'amdanny ❌ Zohran Mamdani ✅
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"No longer should we think about our political process as settling for the lesser of two evils. We can demand a greater good.

And in doing so, we can make City Hall a place from which New Yorkers expect change, not failure."
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HAHAHA WE MADE IT AS A FIELD GOAL DISTRACTION
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I’ve never seen anyone limp into the end zone like that.
Fire Hue Jackson
And that’s game! South Alabama picks off Georgia State.

South Alabama will get their first conference win and move up to 2-6. Georgia State drops to 1-7.
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you mean to tell me there's a guy in Illinois running specifically on defending trans rights and his last name is "BLAHA"???

chat do you think he knows?
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I'm not sure if he batted it forward or if it bounced out of his hands.
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Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.
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Preparing for the World Series, I am going to arbitrarily map different political ideologies on to both teams and pray that success on the field will be vindication for our horrible reality. This worked out great for the Atlanta Falcons.
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Block them all. Lets make these the most blocked accounts on bluesky.

It will infuriate them beyond belief~
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
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Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript