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Theo

@kinkytheo.com

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Pretty low intensity and chatty on here. Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW. Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'. Sam fan. He/him. This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · Aug 4

Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 20h

In the 90s, seemed like about a quarter of adults smoked over 20 a day.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 22h

Be the change you want to see in the world

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 1d

Some people probably can't cum like that at all. The thought had crossed my mind!

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 1d

That's very hot. You should stay locked until you can cum like that!

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 1d

I still remember my first home phone number, my best friend's, my first girlfriend's (lol).
Nowadays I only know my own by heart, and I think my mum's for emergencies: but I'm never super confident I've got it right.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 1d

People are used to 11‐digit mobile phone numbers.
In ye olden days (the 90s) with landlines you only had to memorise 6 digits. And in my local area all the numbers started with 26 or 27.
This wasn't the feat of memory that modern kids think it must have been.

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

They've been a bit shit. They seemed to (rightly) assume they could stop supplying USB-A plugs at some point, cos everyone had dozens. But after the switch to USB-C they should have gone back to providing the plug. A lot of companies haven't. I don't think Apple do.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

With the minor caveat that charging speed for modern devices is a bit dependent on cable/adapter specification, so results might vary. But there's nothing fundamentally incompatible.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

Oh, thats also simple. All USB-C devices can be charged through all your existing USB-A chargers. You just need a cheap A-to-C cable. New devices may start being sold with C-to-C cables, but there's nothing incompatible with the older wall ports/chargers, so long as you get a cable.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

Even when wall ports do change though, USB-C to USB-C cables are abundant and not super expensive. Probably worth buying at least one, just in case the hotel you're visiting has the newer wall ports.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

I think USB-A ports will remain a thing for a long time at the "power supply" end of things. Wall ports are so widely USB-A that it'll be a really gradual changeover. The USB-C revolution is primarily in the "gadget end". I don't think I own any mini or micro USB devices any more.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

When you search a Marvel shirt they've all got a big nerd aesthetic. To work right, this shirt would need to be loudly queer. Cropped and/or mesh and/or rainbow.

Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 2d

i need a 'magneto was right' t-shirt but i can never find one satisfying enough

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · Aug 24

Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 2d

I thought that was a tattoo for a sec.
A lower back tattoo that says that is very fun.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 3d

Drop something devilish

Four panel comic

Panel 1 & 2: Satan is sitting on a throne. He is very large and wearing a suit and tie. A small sinner stands before him. Satan declares "Welcome to Hell. Land of 1000 tortures. Prepare yourself! For I shall step upon you and crush your meagre form!!"

Panel 3: Sinner reaction 😍

Panel 4: Devil is dismayed and exclaims "Oh for fuck's sake"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 3d

The one you're missing is kinda obscure so not surprised you're one shy. Probably easier to get the two you need for the negative diagonal.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 3d

You should buy another Blahåj

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 4d

Very annoying when someone posts photos that make me want to spend money.

rubspace @rubspace.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 4d

He says, whilst vegging in front of the TV

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 5d

My new book arrived at the local bookshop today! God knows when I'll actually get opportunity to read it, but exciting nonetheless.

Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil by Oliver Darkshire

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 6d

Normally the response I give to this question is "allow me to demonstrate"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 6d

If you spend more time than I did on the layout of the squares then you can do fun things like "I want you to complete a line before Christmas"

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 6d

Though I'm leaving the ones he wasn't enthusiastic about - he needs a lot more practise at the yellow ones, until he's suitably grateful (or capable of pretending he is).

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 6d

Reposting into my main feed. I should do one of these for my baby: he needs some goals. A lot of them are relevant, but I think sounding and double fisting would make this board impossible to complete with him! At least within a year or two. And I should probably replace the ones we've already done.

Theo @kinkytheo.com · 6d

I did a bingo for a talented bottom that I wanted to gently introduce to filth. Much more appropriate, although slightly skewed towards the tastes of a specific sub.

A bingo board featuring 25 tasks, mostly related to extreme anal sex

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 6d

I did a bingo for a talented bottom that I wanted to gently introduce to filth. Much more appropriate, although slightly skewed towards the tastes of a specific sub.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 7d

There is no way that there wasn't a load of stuff cut from the edit of Bake Off last night about Iain's "goatse-themed" pie.

A pastry ring featuring two hands either side of a bright red heart.

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