Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
· Aug 4
Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...
Well it's been a while but today I did the old favourite trick of smiling at a cute fem twink and then realising she was just a lesbian.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well it's been a while but today I did the old favourite trick of smiling at a cute fem twink and then realising she was just a lesbian.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
I have an alarm that wakes me up with Spotify's "Release Radar" playlist. Which means I'm mostly being woken up by just the worst songs I've ever heard.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I have an alarm that wakes me up with Spotify's "Release Radar" playlist. Which means I'm mostly being woken up by just the worst songs I've ever heard.
Go on then, you can have another old "subby twink Theo" photo
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Go on then, you can have another old "subby twink Theo" photo
"Find someone who makes you better" is out.
Find someone who makes you worse.
Find someone who makes you worse.
"oh yeah i realized the other day that you actually negged me about my cooking?"
"i did? oh dear i-"
"yeah it actually did a lot for me"
she's making me worse, folks
"i did? oh dear i-"
"yeah it actually did a lot for me"
she's making me worse, folks
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Find someone who makes you better" is out.
Find someone who makes you worse.
Find someone who makes you worse.
When Christmas concerts roll around and you have to retrieve your festive hat from your shelf of headgear...
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When Christmas concerts roll around and you have to retrieve your festive hat from your shelf of headgear...
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
I didn't get the joke, but it gave me an idea for my own joke, which I then realised was the joke that was being made in the first place.
I do this a lot - at least I realised this time before I posted it.
I do this a lot - at least I realised this time before I posted it.
NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I didn't get the joke, but it gave me an idea for my own joke, which I then realised was the joke that was being made in the first place.
I do this a lot - at least I realised this time before I posted it.
I do this a lot - at least I realised this time before I posted it.
My Spotify wrapped judged me as ever so slightly younger than I am. But I am very old.
It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.
It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Spotify wrapped judged me as ever so slightly younger than I am. But I am very old.
It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.
It also confirmed that Sam rubbed off on me this year. But only a little bit.
I don't need this reminder.
Also I read this as a Make Some Noise prompt.
Also I read this as a Make Some Noise prompt.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don't need this reminder.
Also I read this as a Make Some Noise prompt.
Also I read this as a Make Some Noise prompt.
I wonder what could possibly have arrived in a package this shape, in the run up to Christmas...
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I wonder what could possibly have arrived in a package this shape, in the run up to Christmas...
I feel like my Internet use is probably about as healthy as I'm capable of nowadays.
Almost completely taken myself off X, Facebook and Instagram.
If you're wondering whether you'd miss some of these sites, I can guarantee you won't.
Delete X altogether, and remove the phone apps for the rest.
Almost completely taken myself off X, Facebook and Instagram.
If you're wondering whether you'd miss some of these sites, I can guarantee you won't.
Delete X altogether, and remove the phone apps for the rest.
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I feel like my Internet use is probably about as healthy as I'm capable of nowadays.
Almost completely taken myself off X, Facebook and Instagram.
If you're wondering whether you'd miss some of these sites, I can guarantee you won't.
Delete X altogether, and remove the phone apps for the rest.
Almost completely taken myself off X, Facebook and Instagram.
If you're wondering whether you'd miss some of these sites, I can guarantee you won't.
Delete X altogether, and remove the phone apps for the rest.
Love training up a new boy. Stroking his hair as he chokes down the last drop, and telling him he has a fortnight to perfect his technique before I'm inviting some friends so I can show off my new urinal.
the face of a boy who’s in over his head about the amount of piss he just committed himself to drinking
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Love training up a new boy. Stroking his hair as he chokes down the last drop, and telling him he has a fortnight to perfect his technique before I'm inviting some friends so I can show off my new urinal.
Fired up the piracy machine and settled down in front of the telly with a box of tissues
Once a month, the Kindle store tries to make me read a book about closeted sports stars falling in love, and I've never been remotely tempted. But... casting hot young men to actually act one of them out might prove more persuasive
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
Official Trailer | Heated Rivalry (Crave Original)
YouTube video by Crave
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fired up the piracy machine and settled down in front of the telly with a box of tissues
EA FC26 won't let me create a team called Twink FC. Political correctness gone mad!
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
EA FC26 won't let me create a team called Twink FC. Political correctness gone mad!
Dragged Sam to the IKEA and he dragged me to get my first Swedish meatballs.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dragged Sam to the IKEA and he dragged me to get my first Swedish meatballs.
First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
My main takeaway from Pillion is that Alexander Skarsgard looks distractingly like Jurgen Klopp
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My main takeaway from Pillion is that Alexander Skarsgard looks distractingly like Jurgen Klopp
Recently discovered that my boy, who was in regular chastity when we started dating, and had been implying that he hadn't cum in 2025, was actually cumming about once a month.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Recently discovered that my boy, who was in regular chastity when we started dating, and had been implying that he hadn't cum in 2025, was actually cumming about once a month.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
Made up excuses to get the number of the twink drummer at band practise tonight.
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Made up excuses to get the number of the twink drummer at band practise tonight.
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
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The eternal struggle not to ask for a twink apprentice, when it gets to EoY review time and I'm asked "what can we do to help you achieve your best?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The eternal struggle not to ask for a twink apprentice, when it gets to EoY review time and I'm asked "what can we do to help you achieve your best?"
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.