Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
· Aug 4
Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...
I sometimes think I should get a van. And yeah I have some everyday reasons that it would be a bit useful, but, I also really like the idea of having a moveable playspace.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I sometimes think I should get a van. And yeah I have some everyday reasons that it would be a bit useful, but, I also really like the idea of having a moveable playspace.
I managed to (accidentally) get a microwave without a clock installed in my kitchen and I couldn't be happier about it.
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I managed to (accidentally) get a microwave without a clock installed in my kitchen and I couldn't be happier about it.
There isn't a smooth way to do this, so I'll be blunt.
It's my birthday, send nudes.
It's my birthday, send nudes.
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 AM
There isn't a smooth way to do this, so I'll be blunt.
It's my birthday, send nudes.
It's my birthday, send nudes.
The feedback I've seen about this season of Jet Lag has been about how the game is somewhat broken because some questions are too cheap or powerful. But I do think the bigger problem is starting the game at a transport hub, and then starting each subsequent round on piddly little local train lines.
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The feedback I've seen about this season of Jet Lag has been about how the game is somewhat broken because some questions are too cheap or powerful. But I do think the bigger problem is starting the game at a transport hub, and then starting each subsequent round on piddly little local train lines.
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The weather in Ottawa looks wild!
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The weather in Ottawa looks wild!
Started watching a new (old) sci-fi show, and I understand why they do it, but I would prefer if they didn't give every member of the team a different "troubled home life". I'm here for the exciting sci-fi stories, not the tech guy's secret drug problem.
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Started watching a new (old) sci-fi show, and I understand why they do it, but I would prefer if they didn't give every member of the team a different "troubled home life". I'm here for the exciting sci-fi stories, not the tech guy's secret drug problem.
Never gets old finding a boy who you thought was "somewhat kinky" on a different platform where they're significantly filthier.
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Never gets old finding a boy who you thought was "somewhat kinky" on a different platform where they're significantly filthier.
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
I had daytime TV on as background noise, and some random twink said he was into watersports. Didn't half make me double-take.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I had daytime TV on as background noise, and some random twink said he was into watersports. Didn't half make me double-take.
If only I could come up with ideas for what to do to a boy who can't close his mouth...
Imagine being fully restrained, electro on your balls, and a gag that zaps them if you close your mouth. And a sadistic dom in the room with you 😈 Just ask @TheLeoStorm what it's like
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
If only I could come up with ideas for what to do to a boy who can't close his mouth...
Still got a headache but these lycra clad twinks on telly are perking me up
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Still got a headache but these lycra clad twinks on telly are perking me up
I spent 2025 avoiding using my Xmas 2024 pressie air fryer cos it never seemed to do anything more than warm up food.
Xmas Day 2025 my oven broke so we had to cook in it: took 4 hours and died afterwards.
Warrantee replacement delivered this week, and, mine clearly never worked right. This is magic.
Xmas Day 2025 my oven broke so we had to cook in it: took 4 hours and died afterwards.
Warrantee replacement delivered this week, and, mine clearly never worked right. This is magic.
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I spent 2025 avoiding using my Xmas 2024 pressie air fryer cos it never seemed to do anything more than warm up food.
Xmas Day 2025 my oven broke so we had to cook in it: took 4 hours and died afterwards.
Warrantee replacement delivered this week, and, mine clearly never worked right. This is magic.
Xmas Day 2025 my oven broke so we had to cook in it: took 4 hours and died afterwards.
Warrantee replacement delivered this week, and, mine clearly never worked right. This is magic.
If you see this, post an archer
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If you see this, post an archer
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See a hole
Post a hole
Post a hole
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
See a hole
Post a hole
Post a hole
UK politicians threats to ban X do strike me as somewhat hollow, when they're all universally refusing to leave the platform
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
UK politicians threats to ban X do strike me as somewhat hollow, when they're all universally refusing to leave the platform
The text you get immediately after you've cleaned out
fucking cancelled
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The text you get immediately after you've cleaned out
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
I liked it fine. Sure, S5 wasn't as good as previous seasons. But it wasn't a train wreck ending by any stretch of the imagination.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
Someone should check up on zoomers bc so many of them are convinced there is a secret "real" finale for stranger things because "the real finale couldn't really be that bad"
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I liked it fine. Sure, S5 wasn't as good as previous seasons. But it wasn't a train wreck ending by any stretch of the imagination.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
The worst thing about the new series of JetLag is realising there is a pass that you can get to use any train in the UK and NI, first class, totally unlimited. And that British People aren't allowed to buy it.
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The worst thing about the new series of JetLag is realising there is a pass that you can get to use any train in the UK and NI, first class, totally unlimited. And that British People aren't allowed to buy it.
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They say you should date someone who makes you better, but Sam has got the Glee Cast recording of a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head, which definitely doesn't qualify.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
They say you should date someone who makes you better, but Sam has got the Glee Cast recording of a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head, which definitely doesn't qualify.
I'm not great at keeping resolutions.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I'm not great at keeping resolutions.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.
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Blessings for the New Year.
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Blessings for the New Year.