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CaelReader
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🐉 Ennie Award Winning, Adamantine-Bestselling DMsGuild creator.
🌹 Globalist Shill.
https://caelreader.carrd.co/
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capitalism is incompatible with democracy wherever you are, actually. nothing special about the US here
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I've released a pack of 60 undead adversaries for #daggerheart, including expanded options for ghosts, vampies, mummies, and necromancers

heartofdaggers.com/products/und...
Undead Adversaries • Daggerheart Compatible Adversaries & Creatures Homebrew • Heart Of Daggers
Undead Adversaries adds 60 new Daggerheart-compatible statblocks to your repertoire of undead, including ghosts, vampires, mummies, and fungus-infected varieties. At least one adversary is included fo...
heartofdaggers.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If you're afraid of getting kicked by a horse, start small to build up your tolerance. Get kicked by a miniature horse at first and then scale up from there. By the end of the process you'll be able to no-sell a Clydesdale.
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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i got a few "i don't get it, ICE might be going too far but don't we have to have a way of removing illegal immigrants?" type responses to my charity drive announcement video and the answer there is no you do not. nobody illegal. don't care what the law says
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
A villain named Altman is attempting to replace humans with an alternative form of man. Directed by Hideo Kojima.
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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every new baby born gets a birth certificate with a blank gender field and an IWW card
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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to the extent that there is a “carrot” to trumpism it is the same carrot that slaveholders offered to lower class white men: “you can be an overseer”
Saw this and it’s just wild
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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There is an irony that the folks most exercised about using the Second Amendment as a guard against tyranny are so utterly silent when the tyranny is here in our very streets.
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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“In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we maintain Republican control of the government so we can ensure the extrajudicial killing of all U.S. citizens at the hands of ICE officers,” said Republican National Committee chair Joe Gruters
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
theonion.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Which brings us around to my ultimate thesis, which is that the Roman Republic conquered the entire world it knew...because of woke.
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11
YouTube video by Not Tim Wakefield
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I met my new years resolution, managed to reduce my letterboxd watchlist down to a single page.

highlights: The Handmaiden, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The World of Tomorrow, One Battle After Another
lowlights: Fantastic Planet, Battleship Potemkin, Gladiator, The Road to El Dorado, Kill Bill Vol 1
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The movie referenced Emiliano Zapata and I clapped. I'm really no different than a Star Wars lore fan.
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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The history teaching they experience as demanding 'apologies for being white' is just 'factual descriptions of trans-Atlantic slavery' or 'factual descriptions for how the United States ended up with so much territory.'

No one is actually asking you to apologize for that, but they don't care.
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Happy Labor Day!

Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...

Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM