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KingFaceCrush

@kingfacecrush.bsky.social

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I'm just a big fuzzy dumbass. I'm a storyteller, a writer, a big belly hairy chest barbarian. I enjoy beard scratches & head pats. LGBTQ person. Puerto Rican/European Fusion. Nonmonogamy. Mature Content 🔞 https://kingfacecrush.carrd.com

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · Feb 8

Okay hi new followers.
I'm King, Steve, or really w/e.
I'm an aspiring writer who wants to make TTRPG's or Video Games.
Some of my interesting include:
🎴Board games
🎲TTRPGs
🪓Co-op survival games.
🎮Single player RPG's
🎭Roleplay
🔥Bonfires
🌕Paganism
📖Writing

Ask me anything, I'm really an open book.

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 7h

I have far better sex in my 30's then I ever had in my 20's and it makes me very much hate society.
Like, as a society, we don't talk about healthy sex enough. Most 18-25 year old's are learning from porn and porn is fake AF.
By the time you've figured it out you've already disappointed people. #sex

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 9h

While Dispatch isn't the greatest game every made, it might be the greatest game ever written.
I'm laughing, I'm crying, I don't even generally like the superhero genre but I'm loving this.
Whatever afterlife Stan Lee is in he's hysterical watching us all play this.
#Dispatch #Nerd #Gamer #StanLee

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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 1d

Eight pages of set up but we’re ready to go.

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Chant "Jumpscare Sexy" | Ex Stasis Games @exstasisgames.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn't going to say anything about the biggest TTRPG convention in the UK promoting AI slop, but then the slop makers said "everyone uses gen AI, we're just honest about it", and I fucking saw red.

Make your own art. Even if it's rancid garbage, it's still better than a machine's hallucination.

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Below Average Jess✨ @bajessess.bsky.social · 2d

If my haters are reading my posts: I know you don't wash your ass and I will tell EVERYONE 🙄🙄🙄 Losers

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 2d

The subtle detail of her blushing wearing his scarf and that being the only maybe is hella cute.
They are my favorite Arcane couple and ekko just might be one of my favorite character in all fiction.

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 2d

I don't but I'm sure I have mutuals who do.
Here's a repost & comment to boost ya.

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Misfit_Playland 👉🏻 PAXU @misfit-playland.bsky.social · 2d

Psst do I know anyone who's runs Monsterheart? @aubreyvakarian.bsky.social has an idea cooking and I kinda really love it. That's all I will say for now😈🩷

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 2d

okay that made me chuckle 🤣

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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 2d

Of course that’s her name.

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 2d

Im so tired of companies enforcing their own "moral & standards" on me. Who are they to decide what i can buy as long as those things are legal. Im so tired of this timeline.

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Garth Graham @garthft.bsky.social · 2d

Bad news, I’m afraid.

Square (my credit card processor) is deactivating my account.

Presumably because my art is too risqué for their relationships with Visa and Mastercard.

I’m looking into alternatives, but otherwise my online store will close Nov 22.

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 3d

I make some soup! I don't have a teleport skill to send it to you tho...I guess I'll just eat it & send the vibes.
Get well soon! 😅🫂

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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 3d

Considering making a GM screen that's all the basic rules printed on the player facing side and just heaps of naked elves shagging on the GM side.

Doesn't that seem more useful to everyone involved.

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 3d

I don't but I'll comment and repost to boost. 🤜

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Gnome Anne @annethegnome.bsky.social · 3d

I'm writing a quick guide to digital preservation of Actual Play (targetted at AP producers) -- I have the basics covered from an archival perspective, but do you y'all have any questions or concerns you'd like me to address?

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 3d

I really need to make a Robert Baratheon cosplay because I'm a chubby bearded dude who used to be really strong and it still pretty strong but i drink too much, eat too much, and just overall try to enjoy life.

Like, I'm practically Robert already without being king or staging a rebellion. #GoT

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 3d

If it makes you feel better KP, I chuckled too.
Thanks for sharing. 🤣

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 3d

My #TTRPG "to do" list.
1. Play a campaign set in the Witcher universe. Idc the system (I hear the official system isn't good but I've never tried it so I may be hearing peoples bias. Id like to try it one day.)
2. Run Daggerheart. I have so many ideas.
3. Be in another AP. I mis doing AP's.

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Xero Reynolds @artificerind.bsky.social · 4d

Got some questionable follows lately, so let me spell it out again:

Fuck AI. I do not want it, use it, endorse it, support it, or tolerate it.

I'm a human artist championing human creativity. If you're on board with that, my Lab is open to you.

If not, fuck off into a collapsing star.

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Velodus 🦃🍂 @velodus.bsky.social · 4d

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 4d

Bruh Episode 13 of Gachiakuta got me fucked up.
There's so much going on here.
Someone said "hey do you want some trauma with your trauma? Good because I baked a trauma cake, here have a slice, look at all the fucking layers! Eat it! EAT IT!"
#gachiakuta #anime #trauma

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 4d

a cartoon character with black hair is holding an orange .

Alt: a cartoon character with black hair is holding an butt shaped fruit while nom nom noming it

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KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 5d

Like, for example. I go by pansexual despite gynosexual being more accurate because I don't want to feel boxed in or limited. I like who i like and thats all there is to it.

Idk. Im just ranting here. I hate the idea of being "this" or "that". I'm just me, and you could never put that in a box.

KingFaceCrush @kingfacecrush.bsky.social · 5d

Does anyone else feel they both understand the need of labels and absolutely hate labels.
I feel we create these tags to connect with similar people, to help find community and common interests but at the same time we limit ourselves.
People are complex, and labels are only so effective. #lgbtq

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