Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 6h

Shes not in today and now i have to wait till Tuesday 😭

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

Im so excited for tmo coz my new work bestie whos a Portuguese cutie called Maria, said she loves fantasy books so ive bought her Sabriel by Garth Nix (the best series ever) to gift her tmo and i cant wait. I hope she loves it as much as i do.

Shes probably the 6th person ive gifted that book 😂

1 7

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

Im so excited for tmo coz my new work bestie whos a Portuguese cutie called Maria, said she loves fantasy books so ive bought her Sabriel by Garth Nix (the best series ever) to gift her tmo and i cant wait. I hope she loves it as much as i do.

Shes probably the 6th person ive gifted that book 😂

1 13

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

Ive always struggled with CR stuff. Dimension 20 ive been fine its a lot more loud and in your face and my mental capacity can handle it 😂 ive tried previously to listen to older campaigns and not been able to yet i really wanna. Vox Machina show helped

1

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

Screams bloody murder at the kid, seen numerous men kicked out with them saying "youre crazy!!" And shes a horse girl.

She for someone reason decided to foster too until we complained that shes awful and they investigated and dropped it, like ma'am look after your own first

1 1

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

Theyre well matched shes a psychotic raging cunt. Different men everyweek, packs her kid with a lunch box and bag and makes him sit on the park whilst she shags em at home. Got angry about an ambulance blocking her from getting a vape from the store when a neighbours kid died. She evillll

1 2

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

My neighbours new man (victim) is a 50 year old guy who dresses like a 21 year old tiktoker with a modded car and when he parks he HAS to rev it well over 20 times. Its the loudest exhaust ever and he dont care if its 5am. The village will hear it! We get it sir, you're a loser.

2 7

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 15h

Thats not motivational! 😂

1 1

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 16h

If everyone could start calling me ugly & skinny so i have no choice but to force myself to the gym please do. Im just so tired to go on my own accord 😭 its so draining dealing with sick & injured people all day. Paycactual medical staff more! Heroes! (Not you GPs)

1 4

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 17h

Tried to get into Campaign 4 of Critical Role this week and the opening 30mins is so dull and boring and low energy that i just turned it off. Sad coz i need something to listen to when i cant be bothered to boogy on the way home from work.

1 3

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 17h

flawlessssss 🔥

1

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · Oct 12

"It came from under the mattress..."

#hornyhalloween

Monochrome drawing in dark blue hues of a muscular man, passed out on his mattress, which is resting on the floor of his room. The man is naked except for a shirt, and his socks. He's lying, face-down on his mattress, one arm and one leg dangling off the bed, two porn mags and an empty beer can on the floor next to him. He is totally unaware that a huge, monstrous, saliva-glistening tongue has started to come up from below his mattress, working its way slowly towards the man's exposed ass.

38 230

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 6d

"Graham Groans - Puttin' the 'Ho' back in 'Horror'!"
#hornyhalloween

Colored drawing on violet and dark green hues, showing a zombie, giving himself head. It is an image of a decapitated man, small rivulets of blood running down from his neck, wearing nothing but tube socks, lying back against a wall. He is pushing his own decapitated head, with a mustache and a backwards ballcap, down onto his cock.

1 6 50

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 19h

And another old drawing for:
#hornyhalloween

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · May 27

"Graham Groans' B-Movie Monster Mash":
The Exorcist - Nightmares at the Semen-ary.

Black-and-white drawing of a fake movie poster for a B-Movie called: "The Exorcist - Nightmares at the Semen-ary." Similar to the movie poster for the original Exorcist movie, this poster is mostly completely black, with the movie title and subtitle written in white letters across the top half of it. In the bottom half, there is an image of a naked young man, asleep in bed in a barren room, apparently a cell at a semenary. A priests clothes hang from a chair beside the bed. The man is naked, lying on his stomach, with his ass raised high in the air, a blissful expression on his sleeping face. On the wall behind him, you can see not only his shadow, but the shadow of a horned and winged devil, fucking the priest's upturned ass.

1 25

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 19h

Oooh!
It's #hornyhalloween

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · May 27

"Graham Groans' B-Movie Monster Mash":
The Specimen from the Black Lagoon.

A black-and-white drawing of a fake movie poster for a B-Movie called "The Specimen from the Black Lagoon." On a white backdrop you can see a muscular version of The Creature from the Black Lagoon, holding a fainted man in its arms; its cock is erect, and it is grinning at its victim, while it is in the process of pulling the man's vintage swim trunks off of his body.

4 36

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 19h

What? Another one for #hornyhalloween?

Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · May 27

"Graham Groans' B-Movie Monster Mash":
Night of the Groping Dead.

A black-and-white drawing of a fake movie poster for a B-Movie called "Night of the Groping Dead." On a white backdrop, you can see a young man, lying on his stomach atop the soil of a grave. A large number of zombified hands have erupted from the gravedirt, holding the helpless man down, undressing him, ripping apart his clothes, fingering his mouth and hole, and jacking his leaking cock.

2 36

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 1d

How sincere ...

You Just Got Skattaboo’d @herroyalredness.bsky.social · 3d

The video of Kiera Knightley being a dismissive jackass when asked about working with a bigot is so much worse than the transcript.

Would really like to know what is funny about a billionaire harassing a marginalized community.

2 1 12

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 1d

gunna just shatter if the wind blows

1

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 1d

All i can see/hear when i see this picture is "Even smiling makes my face ache" - same vibe

8

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 1d

Okay i need everyone who interacts with me in the future to start each greeting with 'Jack relax your shoulders' ... Theyre up by my ears and im wondering why im getting aches.

1 14

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Tucker. He was offered a tortilla but told to take it gently, and no one has ever understood the assignment better. 13/10 (TT: tucker_thegentleman)

59 280 2.7K

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 2d

Sick of seeing this bastard posting everywhere - Stop putting right wingers in reality tv shows, its giving them their 15mins and then some, because they come out with an entire career in right wing mouthspeaking

14

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Tomb Raider @tombraider.com · 2d

Lara Croft knows how to make an entrance, even in 8-bit. Props to @kercy.bsky.social for this epic reimagining!

#TombRaider #FanArt

5 38 140

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Dannyboy wildlife @dannyboywesthawk.bsky.social · 2d

Pine marten

8 50 280

Reposted by Karma-Is-A-Cat

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 3d

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

120 2.2K 7.6K

Karma-Is-A-Cat @killerkoalaz.bsky.social · 2d

This is the best interview ever done tbh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrLw...

JINKX MONSOON IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW

YouTube video by Ziwe

www.youtube.com

1 1 9