KidsDrDave
@kidsdrdave.bsky.social
I mess around on the internet a lot. I try to help kids stay healthy. I listen to podcasts, Phish, and mostly albums released from 1983-1993. And I don't believe in armadillos. He/Him/His
When 4 year olds design games
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When 4 year olds design games
@strayney.bsky.social and @simonb72.bsky.social are probably smooching during this Shade
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@strayney.bsky.social and @simonb72.bsky.social are probably smooching during this Shade
Page should do a piano solo like this in Heavy Things. Might make it a good song 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Page should do a piano solo like this in Heavy Things. Might make it a good song 🤣
Reposted by KidsDrDave
How does a wolf start his gravy?
A roux
A roux
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How does a wolf start his gravy?
A roux
A roux
No surprise, Jonathan Smith out at MSU. Worst season I remember.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No surprise, Jonathan Smith out at MSU. Worst season I remember.
They predicted 4-7" of snow but the grass is still sticking up through it and the roads are already clear. Snowblower gassed and ready but unneeded. 🙌
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They predicted 4-7" of snow but the grass is still sticking up through it and the roads are already clear. Snowblower gassed and ready but unneeded. 🙌
I loved this awesome story about Metallica, even though I have no interest in their music www.cbsnews.com/video/metall...
Metallica's gift of giving
The heavy metal band Metallica has not only changed lives with their music; they've also changed lives with their philanthropy – from donations to food banks and disaster relief, to the band's charity...
www.cbsnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I loved this awesome story about Metallica, even though I have no interest in their music www.cbsnews.com/video/metall...
I am full of dopamine, thanks TAB
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am full of dopamine, thanks TAB
I never realized that what My Friend My Friend needed was more trombone
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I never realized that what My Friend My Friend needed was more trombone
It feels like Sunday night but we still have two more entire days off you guys
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It feels like Sunday night but we still have two more entire days off you guys
Moma is the best TAB adaptation of Phish
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Moma is the best TAB adaptation of Phish
Yay an actual TAB song!
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yay an actual TAB song!
Reposted by KidsDrDave
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery
Look who dominated Thanksgiving Jeopardy last night
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Look who dominated Thanksgiving Jeopardy last night
My parents who live 4 hours away told me last week they'd arrive today around noon. It is 10:45 and they have not left yet.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My parents who live 4 hours away told me last week they'd arrive today around noon. It is 10:45 and they have not left yet.
Rose Parade >>> Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rose Parade >>> Macy's Parade
Now playing at Kroger: Mama by Genesis @yaeltime.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Now playing at Kroger: Mama by Genesis @yaeltime.bsky.social
I would like to see the data from Epic with the number of times anyone has ever clicked + on "sallow"
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I would like to see the data from Epic with the number of times anyone has ever clicked + on "sallow"
"He pretends to be you at home"
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"He pretends to be you at home"
Reposted by KidsDrDave
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Oh wow the entire house still smells like fried shallots
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh wow the entire house still smells like fried shallots
Fried shallots for Kenji's green bean casserole ✅
(a little browner than I'd like)
(a little browner than I'd like)
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Fried shallots for Kenji's green bean casserole ✅
(a little browner than I'd like)
(a little browner than I'd like)
Hey @blainecapatch.bsky.social this time next year let's make a joke about Morton Downey Jr as Dr Doom
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hey @blainecapatch.bsky.social this time next year let's make a joke about Morton Downey Jr as Dr Doom