hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner
@kgardner.bsky.social
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USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ
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The fact that there were no counterprotests shows that Trumpism and MAGA barely exist outside of social media. This movement has gradually collapsed completely within the population. — It’s difficult to fill the real world with Trump government troll bots.
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when you wake up in the morning after you went there last night planning to break up
My new purpose in life: to be a ultracrepidarian* in conversation with my cat. She's an avid listener. Very rarely questions me.

*𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘦.
a cat is laying on a person 's lap .
Alt: a cat is tapping on a person's arm
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So... crickets on the No Kings coverage. 🦗 Typical.
Anything on Panda reproduction?
It's a confused gender violation, isn't it?
Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
Oh, the dildo is definitely real
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Stephen Miller is a big tough manly sexual matador until somebody writes some mildly critical shit on the sidewalk outside his house with chalk.

This terrifies him so much he has to move out and sell the house.
I hope that they are either crush-proof or cushioned sufficiently.
Got your dog bone ready?
Blepharoplasty or eyelid tape. Not a good look
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I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
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It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
Plenty of DC pictures on Bluesky. Is Park Service one of those depts on furlough?
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An astonishing crowd! By u/sandrakaufmann in r/chicago
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