Kevin McClean
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Gonna start a thread for the turn of phrases my brain throws at me, mainly so they don't disappear. Updated as needed
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I was in my late 20s before I realized that the written and verbal forms of the word epitome were the same. I thought the written one was pronounced "epi-tome" and was an entirely separate word with an identical meaning.
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How to spot a bookworm:

They use a word in conversation perfectly but pronounce it ridiculously.

Because they’d never heard it - they read it and learned it from context.

(Mine was facade.)
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Especially since most home scales aren't super accurate, so you could lose 2 lbs but see a 2lb gain on the scale
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On what would have been Margaret Thatcher's 100th birthday, a reminder of what this awesome woman said at her funeral.
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You don't, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him
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I'll just have to steal it and illegally upload it, then
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It's gotta be close to being in public domain, right?
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The best thing the Minnesota Twins did this season was to trade Louis Varland to the Blue Jays, as he had a big role in dragging the Yankees down to hell this post season.
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A could feel a black hole forming underneath Puget Sound from Minneapolis
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MLB website is using an AI that is misspelling the name of one of their playoff teams. Good work, fellas
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When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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I think when baseball goes to extra innings it should knuckleballers only
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That Rivas timeout was so he could smoke a quick one to calm his nerves
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They have played a whole ass 50% of another game
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You know what's fun and makes music? Whistling. AI bros can't whistle
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Couldn't believe my ears when that music AI guy said nobody actually enjoys making music. That ranks as one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Anybody who knows how to make music enjoys making music. Why would they have ever learned to do it if it didn't bring them joy?
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I once was working the room at an LGBT event in the early 00s for a candidate who jokes to the crowd, "I dress so well I could be gay!" The room fell dead quiet, and as the pol tried to talk themselves out of it, one of my coworkers muttered to me, "you got this, I'm gonna go play on traffic."