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kelzo
@kelzo.bsky.social
im kelzo
pfp is from lotus land story, matching with my fr*aking girlfriend
literally use any pronouns u want for me
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i guess ill do a media thread for 2025
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you gotta remember that from a conservative perspective, these programs are a failure. they don't want to reduce homelessness, they want to punish homeless people. they'd pay 10x as much for that happily
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Office Cithis ☕️ #ダンジョン飯
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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every person who cares about the integrity of Mario characters is probably a serial killer
I don’t get these Confession accounts it’s just someone hot take they want anonymous but sometimes you get gold handed to you
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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FUCK THIS SHIT

CALL UR REPS AND SENATORS

this all needs to go back to the dirt where it came from. I wish I could do more but I dont live in the USA.

if you get these shot down, you're not just helping the USA, you're helping the whole world
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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it's almost time... for a WEEKEND at GRANDMA'S. a 24/7 weekend charity event raising funds for STREAM FOR A CAUSE that will be used to support and sustain numerous grassroots non-profits providing for marginalized peoples. a NON-STOP weekend of GAMES, JOKES, and ???

TUBE IT!!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this one was tough bc there's a lot of games that could easily be swapped out for me. best gameplay could go to 100 line or advent neon, otd could also take best art direction or best soundtrack. best art direction could go to so many fucking games lmao. this is a stacked year...
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
okay so i just got the silver key in dragon warrior 2, im still waiting for the other shoe to drop and for this game to get as horrible as ppl say it is. i was expecting an ff2 situation where that game just beats down on u constantly but so far this has been much smoother than dw1
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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ARGHHHH CORRECTION!!! 💢💢💢💢 NAKED DOGEZA NOW!!!! 💢💢💢💢 PUBLIC MEAT TOILET!!! 💢💢💢
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Really sorry but I really need help.

Our senior dog has a really bad injury on her head and I need to get her checked as soon as I can..

Donations and shares are appreciated. But please be noted that I may get to you in January-February.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
this project voltage shit has gone too far
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Lucario Z

www.serebii.net
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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damn my girlfriend got a huge hog lowkey
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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was poking through my cohost archive and found this recording of a css crime in action
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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have you seen the siscon ad yet
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
last chance is swiftly approaching !!!
in case u were waiting on buying me a late birthday gift, now is the best time store.steampowered.com/wishlist/pro...
store.steampowered.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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on twitter right now they are speculating that the writer of chainsawman and firepunch may have watched porn at some point
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
thank u to my awesome @volty.bsky.social for the birthday
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
just saw a twitch username in a twitch chat called "juneofhammers"

I Know What You Are.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
why havent u suggested more games to my girlfriend. shes literally my girlfriend and u havent suggested more games to her.
hey gamers. pick my games for the year dat boi revives. that is, next year
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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DIDN’T CALL THIS WEEKEND?
THAT’S OKAY! CALL TODAY!!!
Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
in case u were waiting on buying me a late birthday gift, now is the best time store.steampowered.com/wishlist/pro...
store.steampowered.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
just made two grilled cheese sandwiches and failed at making a tomato soup to go with it
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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busted out the reindeer costume again. cant decide which picture she looks more jolly in
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM