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Keith Edwards
@kedwards.bsky.social
1.2K followers 500 following 6K posts
Librarian, academic, author of horror/adventure/gothic short novels and stories, Taekwondoin, beer enthusiast, father of 2, He/Him.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · Jul 5
Hello, I have a book out and it has a spiffy new cover! It's a weird western featuring talking animals, a transfem tracker, sibling rivalry, zombies, and no-good, dirty Confederates getting their comeuppance. Check it out, if you are so inclined.

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The Righteous And The rest: a Tall Tale of the Weird West
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 9h
No problem! We’ll get NASA on the horn and send up some astronauts to—hold on, I’m being handed a message — ah. NASA’s budget has been cut to 6 bottle rockets and a slingshot. Also Trump’s second cousin, Bepo Trump is now the director and he’s also head of the South Florida Flat Earth Society.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 13h
They think those egghead higher Ed and government jobs are forcing naturally conservative individuals into performing liberal stances and once they are fired they’ll happily join the ranks of MAGA. Since they have no convictions, they think everyone is as morally bereft as they are.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 13h
As a veteran of far too many Xmas retail shifts, I can tell you the customer is always fucking wrong.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 13h
Purple prose (along with the well considered use of adverbs!) is good, actually.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 13h
The people on Survivor are archetypes in an endless loop of hellish recursion, different iterations of the same permutation condemned to endlessly repeat all possible variations of the forgone conclusion until the end of time. Like True Detective, but more bug eating.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 15h
"Hear me out guys: Pear+. Awesome, right?"
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 15h
3200+ words today. finished a new story, which you might get to read sooner than you think! Bwahahah! I don't know why I'm laughing #WhyAreWeLaughing #tired
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 22h
Food might be the one universal thing that is most culturally transient.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
That cat closed the orphanage, and on Christmas Eve!
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 1d
“Couldn’t you just form a parasocial relationship with a real egirl?”
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
The crease in the captain’s pants is sharper than that axe blade. #HorrorWatch
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
They’ll pull a GameStop and just reset the economy, blame it all on crypto and then pretend it never happened.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
They don’t think having voters like them will be much of an issue going forward as they plan to hold only mock elections anyway.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
Seeing clergy beaten and the Eucharist denied prisoners will mobilize more normies than a thousand skeets.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
I don’t think any of them understand the concept of service. Trump certainly thinks it is something others do for him, and to serve someone else is to be a sucker.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
So the plan is to:

1. Insult military leaders
2. Withhold soldier pay
3. Cut military family benefits
4. Give them illegal orders
5. ?
6. Success!

Brilliant strategy! What could go wrong?
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
One of your neighbors got a subscription and is sharing it.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 2d
It’s almost as if its true purpose was to take IP hostage and break copyright protections. But that would be irresponsible.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
He doesn’t remember April, Darth. I’m not sure he remembers last Tuesday.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
This is tangential to the whole Portland burning down thing but, RFK jr looks more and more like he was bit by a zombie and isn’t quite hiding it anymore. He’s eyeballing Trump’s neck something fierce.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
Was she wearing a frog costume too?
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah, where the fuck are those Democrats because he's clearly not talking about Chuck "The Parliamentarian ate my lunch" Schumer.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
This is much needed, as my parents are both declining rapidly and I suspect the next couple of years will be a rollercoaster of anxiety-fueled emotions.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
Mouthy American Pope almost makes me believe in the church again. Wild times.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 3d
I'm about 5 years ahead of you. 2032ish.
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