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Kedge
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anatomically correct Sea-Wee
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Me:
do u think Fudge Hatcher was audhd or just a little prick
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gaze upon these owls and be revived
A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Deeply and truly understanding Blanche DuBois these days. Please do not look at my agèd twisted visage unless it's under the soft dim backlighting of my bedroom light fixture
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I thought this place was uncool, and then I got on Threads
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yeah.
every time some prominent man is like ‘but all men want to fuck 17 year olds! every last one!’ i feel just fucking empty man. because there’s no way to confirm it isn’t true is there? i can’t prove that all of civilization isn’t just an elaborate cover for men’s supposed desperation to fuck children
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just wondering how the "bing bong, fuck ya life" guys are doing
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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if we could just go like one calendar year without any more obscenely wealthy perverts we could get back to discussing what matters: the mob, the isabella stewart gardner museum heist, and where the HELL those paintings wound up
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Montrose Beach in Chicago last night!
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just revamped my resume. How does it look?:
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When and why did people start constantly using the phrase "warm beverage"? It's a hot beverage. Nobody drinks anything warm ffs
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
pork & beans
Border Patrol agents posed at "The Bean" for an apparent photo op after a weekend of clashes in Little Village. blockclubchi.co/4oUHKae
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have a long and glorious history of hating Jeremy Renner. Today is my day to shine.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Happy 40th birthday to Cruiser’s Creek by The Fall, released on this day in 1985 #FallFriday (Thread)
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Ah yes, the two genders
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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When you’re at the hardcore show trying to ignore the pit next to you
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Alan, it’s time
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Gonna plan an entire vacation around pissing on Dick Cheney's grave
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
hear me out: ICE whistle jibbitz
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This song played the main role in my dream last night.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFac...
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
YouTube video by Soxman2004
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The Fart of Ophelia
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is baseball over? Is it safe to get on social media again?
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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DAVID LETTERMAN: /rapping stack of notecards on his desk Gooners. Paul, you know about these gooner guys??
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm unwavering in my belief that all kids need and deserve 1. toys 2. books 3. CANDY. This take sucks fckin shit!!! GIVE KIDS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM