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🎉 Norm Alman

@kamakaziebear.bsky.social

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Self-shitposter, These jokes are for me, not for you, but if you happen to like them thats ok too

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🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · Aug 21

That's it,
Had enough.
Blocking anyone that posts AI bullshit

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 49m

Two things can be true.

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 52m

The natural enemy of the Nazi is the Communist

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1h

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 2h

Bitch, my voice to text gets it wrong half the time

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 12h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 2h

Sad news, friends. Mitch broke his leg in this fall and needs to be sh🎯t out behind the barn

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 9h

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, I found it. It was the academy awards.

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 3h

I forget what the event was, but my line was in March. Not everyone can just *go*

Reposted by 🎉 Norm Alman

Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 4h

I am once again asking you to not put AI generated slop in my feed. It's not interesting and it's embarrassing that you're posting it!

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🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 4h

Henry Cavill would be a good Terminator.
I think John Cena could pull it off too.
Jason Momoa and Channing Tatum have got the body type for it, but I dont know if they could sell the emotionless face

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 8h

I can't believe bothered to look it up, but part of the End-of-Days timeline is using The Mark of the Beast to buy and sell.

If this is that im gonna be so mad at how stupid this timeline is

Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 1d

Watch out, in the darkest of all possible worlds, people get what they ask for www.businessinsider.com/youtube-star...

YouTube star MrBeast lays groundwork to get into financial services, including crypto

Top YouTuber MrBeast, whose real name is Jimmy Donaldson, is eyeing an expansion into financial services, per a trademark filing and investor deck.

www.businessinsider.com

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 8h

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 11h

What's crazy to me is that we're all just going to work, and buying our groceries, and brushing our teeth, and doing our taxes. Just pretending that if we dont look at it, its not happening.

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🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 11h

Interesting (accurate) read on current events.
My takeaway was that the Civil War never actually ended bc the people responsible were never punished and we've been having a civil cold war for the last 150 years thats just boiling over now.

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 21h

when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west

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🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 23h

One hour, eight minutes, sixteen seconds, I'm done. Not gonna finish this turd.

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit,
Not even halfway,
And that's definitely the villa from "Commando"

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

Look
V/H/S isn't a stellar property, but so far V/H/D Halloween seems like maybe the weakest sauce in the franchise.
Im only halfway through, I'll let you know if my opinion changes.

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

Predator/Avatar: The Great Na'vi Hunt

Predator/Avatar 2: Why we dont hunt Na'vi

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

So when they fuck computer, are they still incels, or do they become some thing else, like a caterpillar changing into a horrible gypsy moth

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

[cut to the outline of a cloaked ship entering earth's atmosphere]

[cut to title card]

TERMINATOR
VS
PREDATOR
VS
ALIEN
VS
TERMINATOR

[terminator percussion noises]

~fin~

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

[cut to probe landing *hard* could be called a crash, in fact. Out leaps several xenomorphs, disappearing into shadows]

Schwarzenegger Terminator Voice:
What Skynet didnt know is that there was another civilization that also prized what would come to be called xenomorphs

4/?

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

[cut to terminator probe launch]

[cut to terminator probe returning, parachute deployed]

Swartzenegger Terminator Voice:
A perfect organism, one that could wipe out the humans once and for all. Once humanity is erased, the organisms, unable to feed on metal, would die out
3/?

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

[from offscreen a rocket screams in and explodes its head]
Swartzenegger Terminator Voice:
Skynet develops several contingency plans, including some long shot gambles
[montage of various wonder weapons projects]
STV: It finds a solution among the stars [cut to a terminator-designed rocket launch
2/?

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 1d

Schwarzenegger Terminator voice:
It is the year 2297. Skynets war against mankind continues. Despite early projections, humanity has been harder to exterminate than anticipated. Humans are beginning to gain ground
[cut to terminator wasteland. A lone T-800 stalks.]
1/?

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 2d

Predator: Middle Earth

🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 2d

I mean yeah,
Ok,
But who's got $800???

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2d

Oh well fuck me

SECURITY
Satellites Are Leaking the World's Secrets:
Calls, Texts, Military and Corporate Data
BY ANDY GREENBERG AND MATT
BURGESS | 10-MINUTE READ
With just $800 in basic equipment, researchers found a stunning variety of data-including thousands of T-Mobile users' calls and texts and even US military communications-sent by satellites unencrypted.

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