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kalen whose twitter pic is 15 yrs old
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Zone 6a. Book Babe Extraordinaire. Old skool Denver. Queen of food allergies. Her indoors. Nuggets. Jazz (the music not the team.) Pottymouth. I talk about books. Vaccinated. "Always insightful...." —Kyle Clark
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Club Tropicana, drinks are free.
Fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone.
All that’s missing is the sea,
But you can suntaaan.
She came in through the bathroom window,
Protected by a silver spoon.
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon.
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I worked at Tattered Cover as a bookseller in college and got recruited for a book wholesaler job.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Here's an odd vintage project: a Norse couple asked me to do a portrait of their cats, but make it look like the cover of a Frank Zappa album. The building on the TinselTown Rebellion cover is local to their home town.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just gave myself a little present: ordered new books from @mbsycamore.bsky.social, @miriamgershow.bsky.social, and @jasondiamond.bsky.social. And maybe a few others, too. 😍
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
How you learn someone quit following you. 😞
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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ANYONE: I actually prefer Sammy Hagar in Van Halen over David Lee Roth.

ME:
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
😢
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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If you’d like your own Bigot-outer you can get prints (and many other delightful things) from the designers at the Shop at MATTER in Denver.

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November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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A book is just subtitles without the movie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We have been trying--without success--to trap a cat in our yard so we can see if it's chipped. (Its ear is not tipped.) Plan B is to now convert our leaky greenhouse into someplace warm and dry for it, as bad weather is coming this week. 1/2
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ahhh, I muted her name.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I am begging y'all to stop sharing excerpts from that book. That woman cannot be embarrassed, as evidenced by her admitting to finding RFK Jr hot in the first place. Sharing her terrible writing only hurts your followers. At the very least, hashtag her so my filters will catch it. 😭
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I love it that I am the bad guy for telling my husband that he cannot travel to the UK on his US passport but has to get his expired UK one renewed ASAP. I don’t make the rules, I just know how to read them. 🤷‍♀️
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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As an official spokesman for everyone, we hereby state that we don't give a fuck about Bill Clinton. Attacks on him mean less than nothing to us. We DO NOT CARE.

As you were.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Uhhhhh. Gaetz ended up upending his own political career. WTF (again), NYT?
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Reminder: A lot of great books published this year during absolutely bonkers news & world event times. That squashes people talking about them. Keep buying books please, keep borrowing them from libraries, and for the love of all that's good, talk about them. Post about them. 📚
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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seems like a lot of effort just to protect bill clinton tbh
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The need is now in communities across America. If you have $5 to spare, I'm matching fifty $5 donations to Benefits in Action, a non-profit that delivers food baskets to low-income seniors in the Denver area: www.coloradogives.org/story/01kg2f
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I planted 200 bulbs in a 4 x 4 bed this morning. Ready for spring.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m holding out for the 75-year mortgage.
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM