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Justin Buist
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Software developer, data engineer, FIRST mentor, space nerd and occasional college student.

I'm more than that but that's what I show online.
Jones was always putting on an act for his audience. Whatever sold best in his fringe niche is where he moved. Horrible person for many reasons but he knew reality.

Owens might actually legit be out of touch with reality.
1. Alex Jones — yes, that Alex Jones — says he’s worried about Candace Owens and that she’s playing it fast and loose with the facts.

He says he’s coming out with a report to debunk Candace’s latest conspiracy theory around the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Merry Christmas. Apparently Jesus loves us.
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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It's no secret that Bill went after women. Hell, Melinda was a MSFT employee that he put in charge of MS BOB to get close to her. He gave her a project just to get in her pants. That's also when Comic Sans was created. For BOB.

Comic Sans is a constant reminder that Bill Gates is a womanizer.
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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the precise moment where all the accumulated recklessness of your terrible decisions is suddenly clear to you. may many others have this moment
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Figuring out how many times 56 goes into 15.
"the fuck were they doing all that math for"

www.404media.co/the-governme...
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Well, here's a wild "back in my day" thing...

"...a flavored lollipop of fentanyl citrate mixed with inert fillers was introduced in 1998 under the brand name Actiq..."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fentany...
Fentanyl - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I haven't been able to taste coffee since I got a "bad cold" last week.

Shit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My gas snow blower won't get going so got an electric. Snagged an EGO from an Ace Hardware that still had one in stock. I haven't regretted one of their devices yet and after cleaning my driveway this one's a keeper too.

That leaves a wood chipper and generator as my only gas devices.
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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People are scoffing at this, but do they realize it doubles as a cup holder?
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Feeling worthy of my coffee mug today.
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Also, Hell is frozen.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nick Fuentes has a poster of that dude on his wall.
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Grab a cup of coffee, look out the back window and see an unfamiliar chicken sitting in my back yard.

*penny drops*

That's a hawk. Sitting in a bed of feathers and blood from his lunch.

chickens -= 1
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My cat with 3 brain cells keeps trying to run out into 3 degree (F) weather.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My parfait game is improving. Strawberry Greek yogurt, granola, raspberries, strawberry jam, caramel sauce, and pink strawberries.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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36 years ago today, 14 women, most of whom were studying engineering, were killed by an anti-feminist gun man at École Polytechnique in Montreal. I was a young graduate student studying physics at the time and I will never forget. #MontrealMassacre #NeverForget 🧪 👩‍🔬 ⚛️ 🎢 #AcademicSky 🇨🇦
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Or so they don’t drown. But, you know, I think like a human being and not a mite on Trump’s dick.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Looks like somebody should quit blowing up those cocaine boats.
He fell asleep live on camera again in the middle of a press conference. His cabinet, staff, or the White House press corps wont say anything about it because they want to keep their jobs.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm going to start teaching again shortly so here's my list of examples. We'll start with the dominant shell in Linux. If you make a mistake you see:

bash: <what you typed>: command not found

And it feels weird to see 'bash' as the first thing back at you. What kind of sick joke is this!? Well...
As a developer I hold the opinion we should never be allowed to name everything ever again for so many reasons.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Racoons fuckin' party, dude.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4QW...
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Post Thanksgiving sniffles for me. Well, a bit more than sniffles.

The one nice thing about the heyday of COVID was avoid all of this.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM