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Unprofessional opinions and advice. WD40 for when it doesn’t move and should, duct tape for when it moves and shouldn’t. Not to be taken seriously, or orally.
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If we just build one more gas drilling site / pipeline / LNG terminal, gas'll become cheap. Please. Just one more. This time it'll be different. We'll have infinite cheap energy. Believe me, this time it's different. PLEASE
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
As a middle aged white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong, while using Reddit as my primary source.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Get them while they are distracted:
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hey has anyone heard from @dustypee.bsky.social because I’ve just had an idea…
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I’m not one to judge at the gym normally, but who works out in loose fit denim jeans and a white heavy cotton waffle weave jumper?!?
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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FW: FW: FW: FW: Hegseth_Pardon_Draft_v0.23_December_URGENT
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sorry about that,

I promise I’ll do better.
Blokes with massive cocks make the worst lovers. They just think their titanic todger is 80% of the pleasure for us. It's not and it actually uncomfortable. And yes, Steve, I'm talking about you.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

NIN
New Order
Peter Hook
TISM
Machine Gun Fellatio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

The Cure
New Order
The Dead Kennedys
The Sex Pistols
Brian Ferry
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Billy Joel
Pink Floyd
Texas
Bruce Springsteen
Dire Straits
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The part that I find hilarious about this is that I’ve never seen more “come to the U.S.!” Ads in my life. YouTube, Instagram, bookface, the lot.
Dear foreign tourists,
Don’t come to the U.S. right now. We’re not fit for company. If you do come, wear makeup that makes you look very white. Otherwise, federal thugs may smash the windows of your rental car or tear-gas you. Or worse. Better stay away and see whether we defeat the fascists.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Morning. ☕️
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Lol the poor things.
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
So now that Tim Apple met with The Bone Saw Crown Prince, who ya know, doesn’t like me on account of Teh Ghey, do I have to change IT teams?
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hey @kels316.bsky.social did you get a job writing for The Guardian?
Guardian headline goes hard
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Solar power Staffie now charging properly
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The solar powered Staffie can’t wait until there’s sun on the deck. Almost!
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A friend of mine’s partner spent well into 6 figures to help his sister and her kids escape domestic violence in The UK. Very few people have his deep pockets. They’re now here and he’s rented her a house and bought all her furniture.

If it takes his level of resource to help, that’s fucked.
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My favourite coffee shop is back open! YES!
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM