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Karl!
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Unprofessional opinions and advice. WD40 for when it doesn’t move and should, duct tape for when it moves and shouldn’t. Not to be taken seriously, or orally.
Lol wut?

Nooope. By the time you're in the bedroom BRAIN GO BURRRRR.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Same with Americans and Canadians. Americans just go “why can’t you move to a smaller city?” Because their B and C tier cities are very affordable. Canadians go “it’s shit everywhere, but why do you bang on about it?”
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thirdly, having the second place actually good quality? Not just a bedroom with a shitty living area and a galley kitchen? Fucking asking too fucking much.
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m currently trying to buy a house like this. It’s fucking hard. Firstly, there just aren’t many. Secondly, having requirements like accessible, able to accomodate two cars, have sufficient space for dogs but also not have the dogs separated from the second place is just super rare.
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Holy shit don’t they?

You go overseas for a bit and you realise how uniquely Australian it is.
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Singapore solution. Rent to buy.

The govt building rent to buy won’t impact house prices, but means that normal people can again afford a home, without a property manager.
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Although, a Mitsu 380 with different coloured panels, generally bumper damage at the front and paint/plaster on the rear bumper and boot, as well as all windows open can also be driven at Mach 6 with zero regard to the existence of other people/cars/trucks/bridges/buildings.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Especially if the vehicle has one word on the back…

“R A N G E R”
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Everyone talks about dogs waking them up, and yet even when I sleep in, this is what I find!
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I smoosh them in my mouth with both hands!
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December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Yup. That’s the whole point of the system. It’s why 40 years ago a bank had maybe a dozen financial products total, now it’s hundreds. It’s all about them getting richer off money moving around.

Everyone talks about productivity, and yet no one talks about the financial product rent seekers.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you and I lose, THEY NEED TO LOSE TOO.

We all know you and I are gonna lose with this shit.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Those tiny moments make it all so awesome.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I was going to go to The Church a fortnight ago!
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM