Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
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It is important to note that Time's Person of The Year is not always a positive endorsement. Don't forget, in 2006, the Person of the Year was You.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It is important to note that Time's Person of The Year is not always a positive endorsement. Don't forget, in 2006, the Person of the Year was You.
The pain is mostly gone but it's still very difficult to get comfortable
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The pain is mostly gone but it's still very difficult to get comfortable
Someone needs to free The Roots from this Hell
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Someone needs to free The Roots from this Hell
Amazing Spiderman #1 and then I run away with it.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Amazing Spiderman #1 and then I run away with it.
"Please excuse my handwriting. I busted whichever hand it is I write with. Signed, Mr. rice"
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Please excuse my handwriting. I busted whichever hand it is I write with. Signed, Mr. rice"
Was not expecting this jump scare in The Drew Carey Show
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Was not expecting this jump scare in The Drew Carey Show
Is there a word for the complete non-chemistry that Kevin Hart and LeBron James have in those dratkings commercials
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Is there a word for the complete non-chemistry that Kevin Hart and LeBron James have in those dratkings commercials
I'd take medical advice from this guy before Jesse Morse
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'd take medical advice from this guy before Jesse Morse
Projected for a tie is actually kinda wild
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Projected for a tie is actually kinda wild
Go raiders & go bengals
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Go raiders & go bengals
Getting stronk
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Getting stronk
Yesterday, I'm doing my physical therapy exercises and I just finish a set of hip abductions
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yesterday, I'm doing my physical therapy exercises and I just finish a set of hip abductions
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
It totally feels like my toe is being hyper extended in the wrong direction
But I don't have toes, so...
But I don't have toes, so...
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It totally feels like my toe is being hyper extended in the wrong direction
But I don't have toes, so...
But I don't have toes, so...
@profanity.accountant I might break this thing
@pffnatejahnke.bsky.social has swears! They've used 20 profanities in their last 3,853 posts.
🥇 "dike" (9 times)
🥈 "cox" (9 times)
🥉 "hooker" (1 times)
🥇 "dike" (9 times)
🥈 "cox" (9 times)
🥉 "hooker" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@profanity.accountant I might break this thing
Hog walk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hog walk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
"why'd he kill him? I thought he only killed bad people ."
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"why'd he kill him? I thought he only killed bad people ."
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
10mg of prescription oxys and 20mg of fun THC shits about to get soupy
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
10mg of prescription oxys and 20mg of fun THC shits about to get soupy
As much as it pains me in the depths of my soul to say this
Go Cowboys
Go Cowboys
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
As much as it pains me in the depths of my soul to say this
Go Cowboys
Go Cowboys
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Reposted by Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Reposted by Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
Got some phantom limb sensations going that feel like what I imagine turf toe to be
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Got some phantom limb sensations going that feel like what I imagine turf toe to be
I stopped watching after season 3 because it was awful, but if the show ends with a "it was all a D&D session" I will not be able to stop laughing
The Duffer Brothers reveal two questions that will be answered in ‘Strangers Things 5’
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I stopped watching after season 3 because it was awful, but if the show ends with a "it was all a D&D session" I will not be able to stop laughing