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jumico.bsky.social
Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
@jumico.bsky.social
TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him
My laundry sits on a retired beer pong table in my basement but I get the sentiment.
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You? No
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thinking these people care about their hypocrisy makes you a fucken rube. And using Islam to try and gotcha them just stokes the flame of islamophobia.

But most importantly, you're *extremely* annoying
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Calling me overzealous when you're on the dipshit tirade of the year is actually crazy but you're doing great keep posting
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nobody's doing that. Hope this helps.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Quit while you're behind playa
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Get that wok hei my boy
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some people are just bad at the Internet
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My main dyno league only has 4 team playoffs, so week 15 is still regular season

In the eight years the league's been going, I think week 15 had meaningful matchups twice.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anytime someone asks my astrological sign, I lie. And they invariably say they could tell.

One time, I explained to coworker that I do this. She immediately asked what my sign was, and I lied. And she *still* believed it
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Do I need to pivot off Tyler Warren for the playoffs?

Glad I have a bye week to figure it out!
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is what I just finished watching when I looked up to the TV.

The one two punch made me nearly black out

bsky.app/profile/coop...
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dude I think you just got laid
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Maybe if his parents had ChatGPT he wouldn't be such a friggen dunce
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's waiting at my house for me. I think I'm stopping by after my doctor's appointment next week so I can grab it
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I benched him for Brissett but it looks like yes.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM