Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
@jumico.bsky.social
TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him
My laundry sits on a retired beer pong table in my basement but I get the sentiment.
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My laundry sits on a retired beer pong table in my basement but I get the sentiment.
Thinking these people care about their hypocrisy makes you a fucken rube. And using Islam to try and gotcha them just stokes the flame of islamophobia.
But most importantly, you're *extremely* annoying
But most importantly, you're *extremely* annoying
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Thinking these people care about their hypocrisy makes you a fucken rube. And using Islam to try and gotcha them just stokes the flame of islamophobia.
But most importantly, you're *extremely* annoying
But most importantly, you're *extremely* annoying
Calling me overzealous when you're on the dipshit tirade of the year is actually crazy but you're doing great keep posting
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling me overzealous when you're on the dipshit tirade of the year is actually crazy but you're doing great keep posting
Nobody's doing that. Hope this helps.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Nobody's doing that. Hope this helps.
Quit while you're behind playa
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Quit while you're behind playa
Get that wok hei my boy
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Get that wok hei my boy
Some people are just bad at the Internet
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Some people are just bad at the Internet
My main dyno league only has 4 team playoffs, so week 15 is still regular season
In the eight years the league's been going, I think week 15 had meaningful matchups twice.
In the eight years the league's been going, I think week 15 had meaningful matchups twice.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My main dyno league only has 4 team playoffs, so week 15 is still regular season
In the eight years the league's been going, I think week 15 had meaningful matchups twice.
In the eight years the league's been going, I think week 15 had meaningful matchups twice.
Anytime someone asks my astrological sign, I lie. And they invariably say they could tell.
One time, I explained to coworker that I do this. She immediately asked what my sign was, and I lied. And she *still* believed it
One time, I explained to coworker that I do this. She immediately asked what my sign was, and I lied. And she *still* believed it
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Anytime someone asks my astrological sign, I lie. And they invariably say they could tell.
One time, I explained to coworker that I do this. She immediately asked what my sign was, and I lied. And she *still* believed it
One time, I explained to coworker that I do this. She immediately asked what my sign was, and I lied. And she *still* believed it
Do I need to pivot off Tyler Warren for the playoffs?
Glad I have a bye week to figure it out!
Glad I have a bye week to figure it out!
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Do I need to pivot off Tyler Warren for the playoffs?
Glad I have a bye week to figure it out!
Glad I have a bye week to figure it out!
This is what I just finished watching when I looked up to the TV.
The one two punch made me nearly black out
bsky.app/profile/coop...
The one two punch made me nearly black out
bsky.app/profile/coop...
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is what I just finished watching when I looked up to the TV.
The one two punch made me nearly black out
bsky.app/profile/coop...
The one two punch made me nearly black out
bsky.app/profile/coop...
Dude I think you just got laid
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Dude I think you just got laid
Maybe if his parents had ChatGPT he wouldn't be such a friggen dunce
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Maybe if his parents had ChatGPT he wouldn't be such a friggen dunce
It's waiting at my house for me. I think I'm stopping by after my doctor's appointment next week so I can grab it
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's waiting at my house for me. I think I'm stopping by after my doctor's appointment next week so I can grab it
I benched him for Brissett but it looks like yes.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I benched him for Brissett but it looks like yes.