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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 27

okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Aug 8

It's an instruction. If your drink isn't 18% cream yet, keep going

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Jul 2

Not technically our first. (We will not forget the Japanese “internment” camps.) But still. Deeply horrifying.

Techdirt @techdirt.com · Jul 1

Trump Launches America’s First Concentration Camp, Complete With Tacky Merch

Not content with just shipping people to a foreign concentration camp, Donald Trump now has his own, homegrown concentration camp in Florida. Trump, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis gleefully…

Trump Launches America’s First Concentration Camp, Complete With Tacky Merch

Not content with just shipping people to a foreign concentration camp, Donald Trump now has his own, homegrown concentration camp in Florida. Trump, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis gleefully toured the hastily constructed concentration camp in the Florida Everglades, obnoxiously referred to as Alligator Alcatraz, in reference to (1) the infamous island prison in San Francisco that Trump is obsessed with and (2) the number of alligators (and crocodiles — the one place in the world that has both) that live in and around the Everglades.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Jun 26

Death Stranding 2, once again, is a masterclass in bonsai landscaping. Everything looks so massive from a distance. And then you go stand in it and realize how tiny it all is.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Apr 10

Ideas.

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Meme Monger @deadmemescrolls.bsky.social · Apr 9

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · Apr 7

Y’all know what to do

ICE 24/7 TIP LINE
866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423)

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Mar 28

New single is live! “B.I.A.” for the Basimilus Iteritas Alter that’s predominantly heard throughout the track. offstep.link/477207261218

B.I.A.

Choose your preferred music service

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Mar 9

The greatest trick the internet put on us is telling us that positive vibes are inherently cringe. We need more, not less.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Mar 9

@bennjordan.bsky.social is so, so good. Watch and laugh-cry with me...

Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · Mar 9

Let's go! Premiering now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtr...

You Are Witnessing the Death of American Capitalism

YouTube video by Benn Jordan

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Michel Lee Garrett @michelleegarrett.bsky.social · Jan 26

Pleased to announce my brother in law @judy.io will be dropping our debut mixtape “McDelivery” this spring

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Jan 13

I am SO excited for the second season. Finding things I missed like this is a big part of why.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Jan 3

Never wished so hard that you were wrong. Ugh.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Dec 21

St Nicholas was depicted many different ways. But I learned that Coca-Cola was responsible for sticking him in a red-and-white suit in the early 1900s, and that’s why everyone has the predominant image of him that way now.

billstoney.bsky.social @billstoney.bsky.social · Dec 21

Saint Nicholas dressed in a red suit was a well known image thousands of years prior to Christianity?

JUDYIO @judy.io · Dec 2

Saving this for later. I hope they stock Baja Blast at my local bodega

JUDYIO @judy.io · Dec 2

Boy: Do you want to go to prom with me?
Girl: As a Large Language model, I

JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 26

You should try _____ distro, that’s your problem. 🙃

JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 23

I stayed in a historical hotel last year that used physical keys for rooms. Not keycards. Kachunk keys. I’ve been riding that high for a year.

JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 14

THE ONION BOUGHT INFOWARS!? Sanctioned by the Sandy Hook families? I am so giddy about this www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 13

…just realized my Pennsylvania is showing. We’re the only ones that call it that, everyone else says wintergreen. My bad ya’ll

JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 13

It’s teaberries! What the carp is wintermint

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 13

i will not tolerate this slander against teaberries. there’s a reply guy here saying pepto is failed wintergreen mint. WHAT

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 12

I can’t figure out the right amount of panic to have.

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JUDYIO @judy.io · Nov 12

Hi Ruby!

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