NO ONE TALK TO ME, IM BUSY

Diamonds are a femmes best friend

All hat, no cattle

BUT 🤔 THEN 🤪 YOU 🤟 TAKE 👦😥 MY 💁🏽 75% CHANCE 🚫 OF WINNING 😎 IF WE 👥 WAS TO GO 😜 1 ➗ ON 🎢 1 👍👱 AND THEN 😠 ADD ➕ 66 2/3 👔 %. I 📺 GOT 🤤 A 141 2/3 👔 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING 🏆 AT SACRIFICE! 😈💪 SENIOR 👴🏼 JOE?THE NUMBERS 🔢 DON'T 🚫🚫 LIE 🤫 AND THEY 🥰 SPELL 💪 DISASTER 😱 FOR 💯🏽 YOU 👈 AT SACRIFICE! 🌽

BUT 🏾 I, 😀😀 I 👥 GOT ❌ A 66 2/3 👔 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING 🥇🏅 CAUSE 💋💋 KURT ANGLE 📐 KNOWS 🧠 HE 😺 CAN'T 🙅‍♂️😶 BEAT 💓 ME 👨‍🦼 AND HE'S 😮 NOT 🔕 EVEN 🌃 GONNA 💬👋 TRY! 💪😥 SO SAMOA 🇲🇵 JOE 💪🏼 YOU 👈🏽 TAKE 👊 YOUR 👉 33 1/3 🎮 CHANCE 🙅 MINUS ➖ MY 🙋🏻‍♀️ 25% CHANCE 🚫 AND YOU 👈 GOT 👏 8 🕣 1/3 😏😏 CHANCE 🌜 OF WINNING 🥇🏅 AT SACRIFICE. 😈💪

BUT 🙋 I'M 💯🦆 A GENETIC FREAK 😂😜😝 AND I'M ☝️ NOT 🚫 NORMAL! 😐 SO YOU 😱🤯😳 GOT 🙈 A 25% AT BEST 🌛 AT BEAT 👊 ME! ✋ AND THEN 😪 YOU 👈🏼 ADD ➕ KURT ANGLE 📏 TO THE MIX, 🥄 YOU 👉🙋 THE CHANCES OF WINNING 😎 DRASTIC GO 🦟 DOWN! 🤗 SEE 👀 THE 3 😩 WAY 💅 AT SACRIFICE 😈💪 YOU 😊 GOT 🉐 A 33 1/3 💋 CHANCE 🚫 OF WINNING. 🥇🏅

YOU 👩🏽‍✈️👩🏽‍✈️✈️ KNOW 😭 THEY 👬 SAY 😳 ALL 💯 MEN 👨 ARE CREATED 🔨🎨 EQUAL. BUT 😜 YOU 💃🏻 LOOK 👀 AT ME 👀 AND YOU 👉 LOOK 🧐 AT SAMOA 🇼🇸 JOE 💪🏼 AND YOU 😊 CAN 😝 SEE 👀 THAT 😐 STATEMENT IS NOT 🪥 TRUE! 💯 SEE 👀👀 NORMALLY 🐭 IF YOU 😊 GO 🦟 1 🎄 ON 😎 1 🎄 WITH ANOTHER 2️⃣ WRESTLER YOU 🤟 GOT 👏 A 50/50 CHANCE 😱🙅 OF WINNING! 🥇🏅

How can a nonbinary person become wealthy?

With the gold in them/their hills!

Still upset about how my (music elitist) friend convinced me to stop being a bitch and actually listen to Morning Glory by Oasis only for me to discover the track list was

BANGER
BANGER
overplayed banger
BANGER
BANGER
interlude
BANGER
BANGER
BANGER
BANGER
interlude
UBER BANGER

💖thank you💖

Been pretty depressed lately, so for the first time in some years, I’m revisiting this old friend, who always found ways to lend me strength and wisdom in times of trial.

dress for the job you want

I always thought this was weird. I’m excited to see a band I love. Why not wear their shirt?

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like

"A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act."

fuck yeah

What I wore for the rapture: No makeup, red glasses, a velvety button up shirt the same color as my hair, cherry earrings, a moon necklace, black jeans and red flats (not pictured), and a headband made by my friend and small business Avabelle Crowns

I don’t see why they hate trainees so much. So what if someone is new to their job and still learning the position? That just means— OH MY GOD THEYRE NOT SAYING TRAINEES

Why does every piece of clothing from goodwill always have The GoodWill Smell

👏Have I mentioned👏
🏳️‍⚧️I’m still looking for trans writers🏳️‍⚧️
✍️for a book I’m editing✍️
💖compiling true t4t love stories?💖

Full details: www.leegarrett.net/transcendent...

Meanwhile, me, down on the ground

*distant screaming floats by*

No makeup, no coffee, family morning commute selfie - with hot air balloon!

Dozens of trans people are murdered in targeted violence each year.

Largely by gun violence, specifically.

The number of trans murders has increased at the same time that anti-trans rhetoric has intensified.

And Black trans women are murdered at the highest rates.

This post got me like

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a short story is a good guy with a short story