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Jacob Siefring
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public library worker. editor @ the empyrean series. translator of some books (FR->EN). ottawa, ontario. | jsief.com
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First time I've seen feather ice.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
getting caught up on the Hobtown Mysteries (#2) before the new one drops this week
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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One very weird thing about the Rocky Mountains is that since the 1950s or 1960s, we've known they had to have spent most of their geologic history buried under several kilometers worth of their own eroded material until <10 million years ago.

Neat recent paper on this here:
doi.org/10.1029/2023...
June 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
it is good practice to shout “FIRE IN THE HOLE!!” to alert your family members before using an electrical appliance
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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review copies for GLANTZ will be available soon -- DM if you/someone you know might be interested and we'll sort it out
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The sea urchin is a great
philosopher.

-Michael McClure
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is here in a WEEK, so I'm offering a HOBTOWN REFRESHER COURSE for those who haven't been paying attention:
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My memoir-essay on growing up with Norman Rockwell Thanksgivings is up in Vogue this morning. Here’s a small extract: www.vogue.com/article/norm...
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Don’t drink and drive
Stay at home and eat

from “When Growing Was Simple” by Guided By Voices, Styles We Paid For (2020)
August 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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BORDS116.BMF
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
majestic & elusive, the wild turkey. i have been stalking them around these precincts for years
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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If medieval guilds and fraternities had inflatable balloon technology, they would have gone so hard. Gigantic balloon of the side wound of Christ, St Lucy with her eyes as two separate balloons, Margaret and her dragon
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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If you ever find yourself thinking about making a meme, my advice would be don’t. Instead, take that idea or that energy and make it into a novelty joke tape. It doesn’t matter if the novelty joke tape is very bad, or even if you don’t finish it. It will still be more meaningful than the meme.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Lights Out for Moon
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
sad to lose our neighborhood's home hardware at the end of this month. rent hikes
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i am kind of sick of building, finishing, installing shelving but at least we now have more shelves. am aware the finish needs retouching, soon to come. (some, not all, shelves pictured.) live in a little house with lots of studf, you’ll need lots of shelving
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I wrote a novel about American politics, American Candide, because I'm too dumb to know that you'll never make money telling people they're even dumber than oneself.

Published by Rosarium Publishing, a very cool indy publisher on the side of the angels.

indiepubs.com/products/ame...

#Voltaire
March 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you snag a first printing of this, you will be able to savor the rare typo “transalion” in the concluding “editor’s note”

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November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
ah yes, the typo, the mark of literary authenticity & the confirmation of my humanity
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Paranoia Runs Rampant in Exclusive Preview of HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES: THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER, Now Available from Oni Press!

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Paranoia Runs Rampant in Exclusive Preview of HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES: THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER, Now Available from Oni Press! - Daily Dead
Imagine reading The Boxcar Children, Nancy Drew, or Encyclopedia Brown through a David Lynch lens and you'll begin to get an idea of what it's like to turn the pages of Hobotwn Mystery Stories. Set in...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Just in case my U.S. followers need to track down a turkey for Thanksgiving, here's a helpful guide in a November 2012 blog post by Yours Truly, with insights on the behavioral ecology of wild turkeys on a Georgia-coast barrier island (Cumberland). 🧪🦃🐾

www.georgialifetraces.com/2012/11/20/t...
Tracking Wild Turkeys on the Georgia Coast
Of the many traditions associated with the celebration of Thanksgiving in the U.S., the most commonly mentioned one is the ritual consumption of an avian theropod, Meleagris gallopavo, simply known…
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November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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baby it's cold outside... in the vacuum of space. and i have the only remaining plasma rifle
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the old grey mare literary review™️
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
one isn’t really supposed to be awake at this hour, and yet
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM