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Waiting for Christmas so I can play with the fun stuff we got the kids. Probably the first time I’ve been this excited to actually use the presents lol
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s either going to be awkwardly empty or the absolute gayest game they’ve ever seen
Seattle will move forward with its World Cup “Pride Match” on June 26 despite objections from Iran and Egypt over the Pride branding. Both nations asked FIFA to intervene, but local organizers say the plans stand.
Seattle’s World Cup "Pride Match" Pits Two Anti-Gay Nations
FIFA faces objections from Iran and Egypt as Seattle keeps its Pride-branded match tied to the city’s Pride Weekend.
www.metroweekly.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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you guys ever think about how twenty years ago our dumbest president declared real life shooting war on the abstract concept of fear and that’s just how the country has conducted itself ever since
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Alright this game looks sweet youtu.be/lAmkl1jL0fo?...
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Star Wars
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December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
She’s flirting in parent square
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Pop K Hunt Demons
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Just the most normal Indianapolis Colts move

December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A reputable organization like fía could never
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Are there any bsky clients out there? I miss having falcon for twitter.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Free trials that require payment info shouldn’t be allowed to auto renew.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wow what a play to end on
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How do we feel about Kornacki doing the stats for SNF? Seems like it’s mixing business with pleasure and I’m now nervous that somehow the Texans are going to overturn same sex marriage or something.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
These are the colts I remember
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Leo Messi finally wins the one trophy he's pursued his entire life: MLS Cup.

Now officially the GOAT.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Suitmeister
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Frantically updating my Christmas list
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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‘Buy one, get one 50% off, is only a ‘sale’ for those who can afford it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mozzarella sticks dipped in a smoky marinara can you imagine
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Still thinking about the banana peel wet floor signs from this weekend.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM