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Comp. evol. biol., fake ornithologist, LFHCfs, Luddite, CSH I get down methodically Without regard to my soul tinyurl.com/G00gleSch0lar HHGG bot: @whalepetunias.bsky.social pfp: Chickens exposed to natural beard hair on a mannequin hdr: socks & sandals
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josephwb.bsky.social
I made this over the break. Why would I do such a thing? Am I some sort of #phylogenetics dork? Well... yes, but that's not why. To fully explain I'll have to do one of those sewing-strings-wrapped-around-a-spool dealies. 1/ 🧪
A cross-stitched logo for the phylogenetic inference program PAUP. In yellow are the letters P-A-U-P, attached at the base in the pattern of a phylogenetic tree. The "tree" is outlines in dark blue, with light blue in the background. The counters in the Ps and A are orange.
josephwb.bsky.social
Dang that cover rulez
fishevo.bsky.social
Our Special issue on Visual Ecology in Challenging Environments is out: #coral reef & #deep-sea fishes, #reindeers on polar daylight, #bioluminescence, non-visual #pigments & life in dark caves. Happy to co-edit with Sara Stieb + thks to all contributors! See in Functional Ecology: buff.ly/z5AYxZQ
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jrossibarra.bsky.social
Sweet pdoc fellowship! Would be really excited to work with someone interested in applying ancestral recombination graphs to messy, real-world data in plant genomes. Happy to chat if you might be interested!
Simons Postdoctoral Fellowships in Plant Biology
Simons Postdoctoral Fellowships in Plant Biology on Simons Foundation
www.simonsfoundation.org
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shellygaynor.bsky.social
Updated tutorials for nQuack today. Want to predict ploidy level of sequence data? See this new tutorial on how to process and model data faster: mlgaynor.com/nQuack/artic...
a little boy is driving a red toy car on the street .
Alt: a little kid is driving a red toy car on the street.
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josephwb.bsky.social
Judging books by their covers actually has a pretty good success rate.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
josephwb.bsky.social
Gail would be a shoe-in for the Ig Nobel Prize, which aims to "honour achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think."
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acollierastro.bsky.social
how do I get smart people to hate me instead. I'm tired of reading dumbass comments.
Did I hear right? You got a flu and covid vaccines? Why? A young and healthy adult is at exactly zero risk from either flu or covid.
The only thing that can make you sick is the vaccines themselves - case in point, that's what happened. Jeezus. So dissapointing. I feel an urge to unsubscribe.
PS I now wonder if you can tell what a woman is...
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thepalass.bsky.social
🦕 For #PalAss members:
Are you planning to participate in #PalAss2025? 🌍
Don’t forget to check this option ✅

💡 All information can be found here ⬇️
🔗 palass.org/palaeontolog...

#palass #conference #bursary #possibility #apply
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pseudacris.bsky.social
More on rate-scaling in phenotypic evolution, pointing toward biological explanations, from Brune Kinneberg & Voje. Lots of debate about this pattern, but comes down to how we define "noise" vs. "biology" as represented in models. Important philosophical discussion.
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Rate-time scaling in phenotypic evolution: Limitations of current models in capturing temporal dynamics
Abstract. Evolutionary rates correlate negatively with time, which makes it complicated to compare rates across lineages that have diversified on different
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josephwb.bsky.social
I ditched spotify during the whole Rogan thing. Been using Tidal ever since, and have no real complaints :)
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andrewlhipp.bsky.social
A clear illustration of at least one reason why inferences from macroevolutionary (Ornstein-Uhlenbeck) adaptation models don't reliably predict microevolution.

Schluter D. 2024. Evolutionary Journal of the Linnean Society 3: kzae016.

doi.org/10.1093/evol...
Figure 3. A, a hypothetical adaptive landscape with multiple adaptive peaks (+) oriented along a corridor, some of which are occupied by species (grey ellipses). Contours represent population mean fitness as a function of population mean in two traits. The direction of maximum genetic variation within species (gmax)  is indicated by an arrow. The heavy dashed line indicates the major direction of the corridor of adaptive peaks. I assume the hypothetical species occupying the landscape are broadly sympatric (otherwise adaptive peaks from different regions would need to be superimposed somehow). B, the OU stationary distribution or ‘surface’ estimated from the means of the five species in A superimposed on the same adaptive landscape. Species means are indicated by filled circles. Contours indicate probability density of the fitted bivariate Gaussian OU distribution. The grand mean is indicated by θ. The stationary distribution was estimated using the mvMORPH package (Clavel et al. 2015) in R 4.3.2 assuming a random phylogeny for the five species.
josephwb.bsky.social
I love me a good "shan’t". Not to be overused, for sure.
josephwb.bsky.social
I happen upon them far too rarely, but every time is with glee.
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turtleecology.bsky.social
Green Herons are such beautiful birds! And I love this photograph I took in Florida couple of days ago.

Could have been a delicious snack if the dragonfly was caught. 🤭
Green Heron staring at dragonfly on the end of the branch.
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photosteve.bsky.social
Narcissus the Black-necked Stilt
#birds
A black-necked stilt bending down with its bill just touching the water, its image is perfectly reflected in the water beneath it.
josephwb.bsky.social
Data available upon request
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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barrybutler9.bsky.social
Rolling Out The Red Carpet. Today at the Chicago Marathon.
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josephwb.bsky.social
_Dang_ that episode title is a deep cut

#StarTrek #LowerDecks
Opening image of a Star Trek: Lower Decks episode. Two federation starships are orbiting a red/orange gaseous planet. In blue font in the upper right of the screen is the episode's title "Parth Ferengi's Heart Place". This is a play on the show "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace".
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thelonglab.bsky.social
Gave my poster for the annual @laurierbiology.bsky.social #BI499 thesis proposal poster session a Hallowe'en makeover! #SciArt