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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · Feb 17
Anyone else take comfort in the belief that the US will destroy itself before they get around to Canada?
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Couldn’t agree more.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
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We expropriate people’s homes all the time for various projects. Why not abandoned car plants?
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Would anyone do anything about it if they were?
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Bonus points for Jerry “Hey, wanna fuck my wife?”Falwell in the background of that first pic.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Not can’t, won’t.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Bricklin’s all “Well screw you too!”
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Give it to China for EV building 😂😂😂
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Best Carney can do is have a pointless conversation that he won’t reveal the details of.

9-D chess, don’tcha know.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Also, a straight up white nationalist government, in what has now been allowed to become a straight up white nationalist nation.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Ignore him. His wife does.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 1h
Every day we discover something new that Americans are willing to put up with.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3h
A year? More like decades.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 3h
Vulture capitalism writ large.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 4h
How the fuck did people listening to Stephen A. Smith for his political opinions even happen?

Shit like that is why shit is the way shit is.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 4h
She chose Trump, you lucked out.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 4h
Dear Doug Ford,

I NEVER pay for the bags at the Shoppers self-checkout.

Wanna make something of it?

Sincerely,

Señor Machismo.

#canpoli #cdnpoli
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 4h
Could you at least say spoiler alert before you ruin it for the terminally clueless?
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 4h
Smokey!
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 5h
And they say Carney’s the one playing 14-D chess.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 5h
Because 12-D chess.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 5h
Enjoy! America worked hard to get here!

Watch out for Polio!
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 5h
Well, Mark Carney can.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 7h
And the US media would go along with it.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 7h
They’re really making another Beatles movie.

Starting to make that one where the dude wakes up in a world where the Beatles never existed seem like a good idea.
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘 @josemachismo.bsky.social · 9h
AND no Canadian citizens were murdered by Indian government agents, so we'll call it a win!

ELBOWS UP!!!!