José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘
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José Machismo 🇨🇦🇪🇸🤘
@josemachismo.bsky.social
Just trying not to lose my mind
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Anyone else take comfort in the belief that the US will destroy itself before they get around to Canada?
Somebody needs to explain Stephen A. Smith to me.

I mean, why?
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Carney 'will have to answer' questions about flip-flop on tax credit, Liberal MP says nationalnewswatch.com/2025/12/03/c...
Carney 'will have to answer' questions about flip-flop on tax credit,…
National Newswatch: Canada's most comprehensive site for political news and views.
nationalnewswatch.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"“When the agreement came out someone texted me saying, ‘The only thing missing from the agreement is Pierre Poilievre's signature,’ and I went yeah, I think that sums it up,” he said."

#canpoli #cdnpoli
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Anyone on here demanding I answer your stupid questions, like I owe you something, please see below:
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He'll never accept it, but the Prime Minister who cut a deal with Alberta did real, generations-long damage to Canada and the environment in exchange for essentially nothing of value.

#canpoli #cnpoli
Nailed. It.
This is the kind of man you want leading your country.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Our new Conservative Liberal government, ladies and gentlemen.

They're pretty fucking arrogant when there's no real opposition.

#canpoli #cdnpoli
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh I’m sure they get it:

Whether they like it or not, this is a Conservative government now, and if they don’t like it, they can go and get fucked just like everyone else Carney and his crew are too smart to bother listening to.

#canpoli #cdnpoli
'They just don't get it' — Some Trudeau-era Liberal MPs struggling to adjust to Carney's leadership, say sources
'They're still stuck in that Trudeau era view of the world, which would have garnered us maybe 15 to 20 seats across the country, and and they just can't handle that.'
www.ipolitics.ca
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Imagine, being that wealthy and going with the cut-rate, strip-mall, Groupon-accepting plastic surgeon nicknamed 'Dr. Shakes".

Michael Dell should be ashamed and Susan should be talking to lawyers. Personal injury AND divorce.

Jesus Christ.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Michael and Susan Dell pledge $6.25 billion to help fund "Trump Accounts," a program aimed at building savings for millions of American kids https://cnn.it/3MAANgr
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Replace 'pie' with 'handful of cobras', and we're getting somewhere.
Left-wing activist throws pie in Milton Friedman's face www.instagram.com/reel/DRoiu9_...
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"“I don’t know if the prime minister lied but I think he needs to consider what his word means when his word was given,” she said."

So he's a liar who'll say whatever's required to get his way.

Wondering when the Carnies are gonna figure that out.

#canpoli #cdnpoli
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Joke's on you Auditor!

Doug Ford couldn't give a flying fuck if he tried.

#onpoli
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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But seriously, fuck the Liberal party 🥳
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And you're called a fuckface, you're called a fuckface.

#canpoli #cdnpoli
David Cochrane asks about the fact that it would’ve been impossible for the coastal First Nations to travel from their communities to meet the feds on the timeline the govt offered.

“It’s called Zoom,” Natural Resources Minister Tim Hodgson responds.

Jesus CHRIST.

(Video: Scott Robertson/Twitter)
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Say what you will about the Conservatives, but at least they would have stabbed you in the front.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Something that is easy to forget in all the "Carney is a political genius / Carney is a political naif" argle bargle is that climate policies matter. Environmental regulations matter. Getting rid of them may or may not achieve a political end — but it's guaranteed to have real-world implications.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Same. BUT! at least I don't have to hold my nose and vote for my awful local Liberal candidate anymore.

So I have that going for me, which is nice.
Hope Carney realizes he just lost a whole lot of liberal votes. I will never vote for a conservative again. Doesn't matter if its Carney or PP.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Any chance one of the networks can get @stephenmaher.bsky.social and @maxfawcett.bsky.social on together to discuss Carney's MOU?

#canpoli #cdnpoli
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The passive aggression of the Christ
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The National Post asking if I want to pay real money for their garbage will always be good for a chuckle.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Really glad we didn't elect a Conservative government....

🙄

#canpoli #cdnpoli
The Canada-Alberta deal pushes a pipeline AND

- Allows Alberta to delay cutting methane emissions
- Suspends clean energy regulations in Alberta
- Loosens restrictions on tax breaks for clean tech to encourage more oil drilling
- Allows oil tankers on the west coast
thenarwhal.ca/carney-alber...
Carney’s Alberta pipeline deal weakens climate policies | The Narwhal
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s ‘grand bargain’ isn’t just about an Alberta pipeline —it also proposes rolling back a host of climate policies
thenarwhal.ca
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Well, at least he didn't say that Guilbeault and anyone else who has a problem can suck his cock.

Not in so many words, anyways.

#canpoli #cdnpoli
People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson

Gotcha. That explains a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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liberal talking heads proving they have absolutely no convictions other than power and consulting contracts with how quickly they turned around on oil pipelines and climate policy
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did anyone even try explaining 14-D chess to Steven Guilbeault?

Or is he just stupid like every single other critic of Mark Carney ever?

What say you, Carnies?

My money’s on “He doesn’t understand the realities of how the world works. Mark Carney’s the realest realist.”

#canpoli #cdnpoli
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has long demanded the federal government roll back climate policies, further support its highly polluting fossil fuel sector, and threatened a constitutional unity crisis if she doesn’t get her way.

On Thursday, Prime Minister Mark Carney blinked."

#canpoli #cdnpoli
BREAKING: Alberta gets its way in deal with Ottawa
A newly signed memorandum of understanding gives Alberta almost its entire list of demands, from the removal of regulations to the fast-tracking of a pipeline.
www.nationalobserver.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM