Jordan
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This is fine, I’m sure
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Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
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Even billionaires can’t afford this. Was it MBS?
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What are they even arguing here. He shouldn’t have been given second base?
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Especially when by all reports what actually changed (this deal had been on the table for ages) was Trump letting Israel bomb Qatar
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Tired: the pope doesn’t like JD Vance because Vance is a terrible catholic and human

Wired: the pope doesn’t like JD Vance because Vance reminds him of AJ Pierzynski
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Why do you hate mosses
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Funniest possible outcome here would be for this game to end the way 1926 WS Game 7 did
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Kerry Carpenter has reached base safely 5 times, tied for the most in a winner-take-all postseason game, with:

2014 ALWCG Eric Hosmer
2012 NLDS G5 Carlos Beltrán
1926 WS G7 Babe Ruth

Only Carpenter and Ruth homered in those games
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Wait, they’re basing that solely on his EKG?
“His cardiac age—a validated measure of cardiovascular vitality via ECG—was found be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age” read the memo, which was just a few paragraphs long.
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I…don’t think this is true at all, fortune cookie
Fortune cookie fortune

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
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Does this include Ruth’s caught stealing?
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Don’t forget he’s also a fraud. The guy personally altered a paper on myocarditis to make the covid shots look dangerous
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Has anyone tried to call it Orion’s Boner yet
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lol no way. More likely to announce an extension
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Hard same. Would be legit surprised if they lost tonight and equally surprised if they win game 5
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We will see you tomorrow night
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What on earth is an Ernie Clement and how does he keep getting hits
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What on earth is an Ernie Clement and how does he keep getting hits
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How on earth do you keep this pitch fair
In play, run(s)
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Just when I was out…