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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 14h
This is fine, I’m sure
Matt Ford
@mford.bsky.social
· 18h
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 15h
Even billionaires can’t afford this. Was it MBS?
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 1d
What are they even arguing here. He shouldn’t have been given second base?
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 1d
Sure is! {drinks}
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 1d
Especially when by all reports what actually changed (this deal had been on the table for ages) was Trump letting Israel bomb Qatar
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 3d
Catfishing.net
bloodbath yesterday followed immediately by best ever score today
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
Catfishing.net
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 3d
Catfishing.net
bloodbath today
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
Catfishing.net
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 3d
Tired: the pope doesn’t like JD Vance because Vance is a terrible catholic and human
Wired: the pope doesn’t like JD Vance because Vance reminds him of AJ Pierzynski
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 3d
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 3d
Why do you hate mosses
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
Funniest possible outcome here would be for this game to end the way 1926 WS Game 7 did
slangsonsports.bsky.social
@slangsonsports.bsky.social
· 4d
Kerry Carpenter has reached base safely 5 times, tied for the most in a winner-take-all postseason game, with:
2014 ALWCG Eric Hosmer
2012 NLDS G5 Carlos Beltrán
1926 WS G7 Babe Ruth
Only Carpenter and Ruth homered in those games
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
Wait, they’re basing that solely on his EKG?
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
I…don’t think this is true at all, fortune cookie
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
Does this include Ruth’s caught stealing?
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
Like,
www.politico.com/news/2023/04...
Florida surgeon general altered key findings in study on Covid-19 vaccine safety
Joseph Ladapo defended the move, saying revisions are a normal part of assessing such analysis.
www.politico.com
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
Don’t forget he’s also a fraud. The guy personally altered a paper on myocarditis to make the covid shots look dangerous
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 4d
Has anyone tried to call it Orion’s Boner yet
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 5d
lol no way. More likely to announce an extension
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 6d
Welp
Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 6d
Hard same. Would be legit surprised if they lost tonight and equally surprised if they win game 5
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 7d
We will see you tomorrow night
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 7d
What on earth is an Ernie Clement and how does he keep getting hits
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 7d
What on earth is an Ernie Clement and how does he keep getting hits
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 7d
How on earth do you keep this pitch fair
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Jordan
@jordansmed.bsky.social
· 7d
Just when I was out…
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