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That Guy Jordan
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Geek, Dad, Journalist, Toy Collector, Horror Fan, Musician, and Overall Awesome Guy. (He/Him) https://linktr.ee/jordamus_prime
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For those of you who are new here-
- I'm Jordan
- 30-something solo parent to an awesome kiddo
- Giant nerd
- Toys, Movies, Comics, Gaming, D&D, Thrifting
- Journalist that writes about toys and movies
- Massive Horror fan
- I have 4 cats
- Frontman of Philly Pop Punk band Dead Robins
#73 'Belzebuth' (2017)- The first half hour of this movie is heart-wrenchingly difficult to watch as a parent.I almost turned it off, but it got REALLY good and was a powerful film. Tobin Bell plays a priest but uses the Jigsaw voice the entire time which feels like an odd choice #Watchoween
#72 'Oddity' (2024)- I kept caring good things about this one but I was underwhelmed. I thought the premise was interesting, and the Golem itself terrifying, but I guess I expected more than I got from it? #Watchoween
#71 'Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo' (2020)- It is INSANE to me that they made a Scooby-Doo movie featuring Elvira, Bill Nye The Science guy, and the Scarecrow from Batman, and nobody ever seems to talk about how batshit insane the movie is. Start to finish, absolutely phenomenal. #Watchoween
#70 'Scooby-Doo: Return To Zombie Island' (2019)- I always squeeze in a few horror adjacent kid safe movies and this year is no exception. This one felt like a weak attempt to cash in on the original 'Zombie Island' Scooby movie, which is arguably the best SD film ever made! Lame. #Watchoween
#69 'Annabelle: Creation' (2017)- I didn't love the first Annabelle movie so I put off watching the sequels until now. I was actually really impressed with this one, how dark it got and how graphic the violence ended up being! One of the better entries in the entire Conjuring franchise. #Watchoween
#68 'Night Train' (2009)- While it starts out feeling more like a generic Orient Express knock off, it escalates into something completely different Around the midpoint that skews it more towards Horror unexpectedly. Great seeing Leelee Sobieski in something randomly! Wish she did more. #Watchoween
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I lived with my dad when I was very young and he didn’t apply for food stamps or free school lunches, though we qualified.

So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life.

Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.
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How the hell in my lifetime did nazis go from the cartoonish unambiguous villains they'd been reduced to in popular culture (on purpose!) to people we're being told should be tolerated in public discourse?

They're shorthand for evil for a reason
Rad new F13th slippers my girlfriend found me at Ross this week 🥰

Halloween season is truly the best time of year!
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The president of the United States has a revenge committee.

America has become an authoritarian state.
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Little wins + joys are more important than ever right now.

Like everything is bad, but my little orange cat has decided that between my legs is the safest place to sleep / purr for hours. And that is good, despite the horrors.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
And you of all people would know the spelling of your own name! No disrespect meant, long time fan and glad to have your action figure!
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Imagine, even just 5 years ago, a sitting member of Congress having a swastika in their office on an American flag, would've been ridiculed, openly rebuked and forced to resign that very day.

America, don't let these evil men drag you down to their evil.
I don't know how #Shaq did it, but these are the best mass retail gummies on the market.
I only own one, but its the big buff one in a yellow onelet thay carries an Axe-ophone because thats the most insane instrument/weapon I've ever seen (not my photo)
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I feel confident there will be more people at No Kings than were at his idiot birthday parade
Love the first two, and the third is trying as hard is it can to get me to be excited for it by simply existing and featuring a score made by my favorite musician of all time, while simultaneously making me completely disinterested by starring Jared Leto.
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ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a blue shirt smiles
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Taking a break from horror movies today to participate in #MaraTRON with friends.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
Define your music taste with eight artists

Nine Inch Nails
Green Day
The Ataris
The Offspring
Blink 182
Alkaline Trio
Gorillaz
Smashing Pumpkins
Define your music taste with eight artists

John Prine
Bruce Springsteen
Ellis Paul
Willie Nelson
Jason Isbell
Great Big Sea
Wolgemut
The Grateful Dead
Define your music taste with eight artists

Pearl Jam
Counting Crows
Norman Sann
Digital Underground
John Lee Hooker
Alanis Morissette
Janis Joplin
Prince