That Guy Jordan
@jordamusprime.bsky.social
Geek, Dad, Journalist, Toy Collector, Horror Fan, Musician, and Overall Awesome Guy. (He/Him)
https://linktr.ee/jordamus_prime
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For those of you who are new here-
- I'm Jordan
- 30-something solo parent to an awesome kiddo
- Giant nerd
- Toys, Movies, Comics, Gaming, D&D, Thrifting
- Journalist that writes about toys and movies
- Massive Horror fan
- I have 4 cats
- Frontman of Philly Pop Punk band Dead Robins
- I'm Jordan
- 30-something solo parent to an awesome kiddo
- Giant nerd
- Toys, Movies, Comics, Gaming, D&D, Thrifting
- Journalist that writes about toys and movies
- Massive Horror fan
- I have 4 cats
- Frontman of Philly Pop Punk band Dead Robins
Fun.com has this gi joe sweater on clearance for $5-$10 depending on your size
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December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Fun.com has this gi joe sweater on clearance for $5-$10 depending on your size
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www.fun.com/adult-army-c...
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It's totally fine it's not terrible at all we're not killing the dreams of creatives at all noooooooo /s
I’m sure it’s fine that all the people who went to film school or worked hard on learning animation or spent their childhood making home movies that sparked a passion for creative media are ecstatic that all their future job prospects are getting replaced by “Deputy Assistant Prompt Writer”
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's totally fine it's not terrible at all we're not killing the dreams of creatives at all noooooooo /s
Super pumped that @funko.bsky.social is randomly doing a line of Minis based on 'The Secret Of The Ooze' while entirely skipping doing anything for the first film since this movie rules so hard. Especially excited for a tiny Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno figure!
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Super pumped that @funko.bsky.social is randomly doing a line of Minis based on 'The Secret Of The Ooze' while entirely skipping doing anything for the first film since this movie rules so hard. Especially excited for a tiny Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno figure!
Thanks to the Ross toy section I can FINALLY live our my wildest dreams of filling Mr. Beast with various liquids
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Thanks to the Ross toy section I can FINALLY live our my wildest dreams of filling Mr. Beast with various liquids
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giiiiiiiiiiirl don't try my last nerve rn
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
giiiiiiiiiiirl don't try my last nerve rn
Help my store reach 2000 items sold! Go buy cool stuff I found and knock off a bunch of your holiday shopping for cheap! No reasonable offers refused!
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www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Help my store reach 2000 items sold! Go buy cool stuff I found and knock off a bunch of your holiday shopping for cheap! No reasonable offers refused!
www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
I love so much of the weird wacky shit Stranger Things has caused, like a MOTU Origina Vecna Figure that I will forever be referring to as "Squelchor"
#StrangerThings #Vecna #MOTU
#StrangerThings #Vecna #MOTU
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I love so much of the weird wacky shit Stranger Things has caused, like a MOTU Origina Vecna Figure that I will forever be referring to as "Squelchor"
#StrangerThings #Vecna #MOTU
#StrangerThings #Vecna #MOTU
Is it bad but I'd rather just see David Zaslav get Luigied and Warner Brothers remain its own entity?
a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theatre
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December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Is it bad but I'd rather just see David Zaslav get Luigied and Warner Brothers remain its own entity?
My Six Year Old: "6 7! 6 7! 6 7!"
Me: "Why are you saying that? You dont even know what that is"
My Six Year Old: "I like it! Its brain rot!"
Me: "Okay you're not wrong"
Me: "Why are you saying that? You dont even know what that is"
My Six Year Old: "I like it! Its brain rot!"
Me: "Okay you're not wrong"
a man sits at a table with a stack of books
ALT: a man sits at a table with a stack of books
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December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My Six Year Old: "6 7! 6 7! 6 7!"
Me: "Why are you saying that? You dont even know what that is"
My Six Year Old: "I like it! Its brain rot!"
Me: "Okay you're not wrong"
Me: "Why are you saying that? You dont even know what that is"
My Six Year Old: "I like it! Its brain rot!"
Me: "Okay you're not wrong"
I never got around to posting about it, but I was also one of the few and the proud that managed to get their hands on @tacobell.bsky.social 's Baja Blast Pie and let me tell you this thing was HEAVENLY. I really hope they make this at LEAST an annual offering.
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I never got around to posting about it, but I was also one of the few and the proud that managed to get their hands on @tacobell.bsky.social 's Baja Blast Pie and let me tell you this thing was HEAVENLY. I really hope they make this at LEAST an annual offering.
Why yes, I DID buy Baja Balmst.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why yes, I DID buy Baja Balmst.
While you're holiday shopping, PLEASE consider buying from small businesses! My store is PACKED with 2500 items with new stuff added EVERY DAY! If you want something, make an offer and help me give my kid a great xmas! #HolidayDeals
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November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
While you're holiday shopping, PLEASE consider buying from small businesses! My store is PACKED with 2500 items with new stuff added EVERY DAY! If you want something, make an offer and help me give my kid a great xmas! #HolidayDeals
www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
www.ebay.com/str/ineeditc...
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The body cams don’t lie.
Judge Ellis exposed unprovoked force by ICE agents and reports rewritten to cover it.
There is no defending this.
Judge Ellis exposed unprovoked force by ICE agents and reports rewritten to cover it.
There is no defending this.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The body cams don’t lie.
Judge Ellis exposed unprovoked force by ICE agents and reports rewritten to cover it.
There is no defending this.
Judge Ellis exposed unprovoked force by ICE agents and reports rewritten to cover it.
There is no defending this.
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Found it! This is going to be amazing
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Found it! This is going to be amazing
These just look like reeeeally big Disney Infinity figures
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
These just look like reeeeally big Disney Infinity figures
Tonight my daughter referred to it as the "Schooltastic Book Fair" and expressed so much excitement about a Hello Kitty book that she saw there (and that I will absolutely be buying her when I go in for Parent/Teacher conferences tomorrow).
a cartoon drawing of a bookstore with a sign that says new fiction
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November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Tonight my daughter referred to it as the "Schooltastic Book Fair" and expressed so much excitement about a Hello Kitty book that she saw there (and that I will absolutely be buying her when I go in for Parent/Teacher conferences tomorrow).
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"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
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RIP this absolute icon
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
RIP this absolute icon
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Everyone is all hype for Sadie Sink in the nee Spider-Man and speculation has run wild for who she will be playing, ESPECIALLY after she just got announced for Avengers Secret Wars as well.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Everyone is all hype for Sadie Sink in the nee Spider-Man and speculation has run wild for who she will be playing, ESPECIALLY after she just got announced for Avengers Secret Wars as well.