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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · 10h

Nightcore son or slowed and bass boosted daughter

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 3d

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 7d

Shatter All Glass in the Castle

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Reonu 🇮🇨 @reonu.bsky.social · 9d

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payday 4 @marioinatophat.bsky.social · 24d

ytpmv survey

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · 29d

I have the exact same problem what the hell!!!

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⛧BAHKONEARTH⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @bahkonearth.neocities.org · Sep 3

i think him and zero kiss on the mouth.

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Aug 27

It's 5 AM. The exhaustion makes every subsequent idea somehow worse. He looks to the lone fruit of his labor.

"What if The Boss Baby gets married and wants a prenaptial"

He rues the day he was ever inspired to make someone laugh.

Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Aug 27

Whenever I think of some frighteningly lame bit (frequent) I like to imagine it as the sole bullet point on a whiteboard in front of a very tired writer clutching his head at his table.

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⛧BAHKONEARTH⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @bahkonearth.neocities.org · Aug 6

lefty.

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payday 4 @marioinatophat.bsky.social · Jul 29

saint row ytpmv

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · Jul 12

Stupid idiot, stupid Carlton.

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · May 9

have history perverts ever been forced to reckon with the fact their so called ancient "civilisations" never created a single big mouth billy bass

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Apr 14

I think I should get a swear jar except it's for whenever I go out of my way to complain about something I saw on the phone

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Apr 14

Sometimes I try to keep up with my extended family through snapchat and whenever I glance down to the discover stories section or see an ad I'm reliably shocked by the sheer wretchedness of it. Hypercompressed tabloid gruel, top 5 basest apps ever for that alone.

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Apr 11

Ya!!!!!!!

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funktoonmix @funktoonmix.bsky.social · Mar 16

its da goat..
for @bahkonearth.neocities.org

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𝙏𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙨 @tuckerwatts.borzoi.gay · Feb 19

It looks just as cool, trust me...

Thanks for participating too, it keeps me drawin!
#furry #art #furryart
www.cdc.gov/tobacco/abou...

An assortment of anthropomorphic characters smoking cigarettes, cigarillos and cigars in a parody of a famous anti-smoking campaign.
The text at the bottom reads: "It Looks Just As Cool When You Do It."

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Feb 11

You saw something fucked up on the internet a decade and change ago. You're like some kind of war hero. Oh yes, I'm sure it's horrible, and that we don't want to know. I needed to hear this again.

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Feb 11

I sometimes get called 'Mr. Hands' by people that may or may not be making a joke and whether or not someone else makes an explicit point of loudly reacting to it remains a decent benchmark for it they're going to be generally annoying

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Joe Hands @joehands.bsky.social · Jan 21

Those people in the replies are taking all the jokes seriously because text conveys tone very poorly *and* they're probably stupid

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Gameghoul @gameghoul.bsky.social · Oct 30

Don't mind me, I'm just sneaking back on to Bsky after a year to post some highlights 👀

Firstly, my acclaimed masterpiece, "Provide an Embrace, Brother"

#art

A painting of a frame from KroboProductions' "The Fesh Pince of Blair" YouTube Poop series, which uses footage from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air starring Will Smith

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ながべ(nagabe) @mucknagabe.bsky.social · May 24

pinball

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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · Dec 27

Ackies are a special shape, they look like little cartoon guys!

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