JPF 🦃 🍁 🌽
@joannepistonfan.bsky.social
Corgis, Detroit sports, University of Michigan sports, watch too much tv.
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JPF 🦃 🍁 🌽
@joannepistonfan.bsky.social
· Nov 17
👋🏼 My online pals call me JPF.
🐶 Have a corgi named Cannoli.
🏀 Love Detroit and University of Michigan sports.
🌶️ Love to cook new recipes, and post through it.
📺 I watch too much tv, enjoy bad tv, and against my better judgment, cannot quit #GH.
🔥 Defender of black licorice.
🐶 Have a corgi named Cannoli.
🏀 Love Detroit and University of Michigan sports.
🌶️ Love to cook new recipes, and post through it.
📺 I watch too much tv, enjoy bad tv, and against my better judgment, cannot quit #GH.
🔥 Defender of black licorice.
Brb, going to walk into the sea, it’s fine, it’s fine!
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Brb, going to walk into the sea, it’s fine, it’s fine!
This Triple G judge just criticized a contestant for combining pasta and…..protein. Sir. Sir?????????
a man with pink hair and yellow eyes has a yellow shirt on
Alt: a man with pink hair and yellow eyes has a yellow shirt on, lightning is cracking behind him, and he is screaming (Will Ferrell in Zoolander)
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Triple G judge just criticized a contestant for combining pasta and…..protein. Sir. Sir?????????
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
Late because I was at Wicked: For Good. Got to the car in time to hear an iconic Dan Miller call for the ending. Now, ahem, *taps mic*, ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM:
youtu.be/4XgUTCS4MoE?...
youtu.be/4XgUTCS4MoE?...
Detroit Lions - Fight Song - Gridiron Heroes
YouTube video by highschoolguru
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Late because I was at Wicked: For Good. Got to the car in time to hear an iconic Dan Miller call for the ending. Now, ahem, *taps mic*, ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM:
youtu.be/4XgUTCS4MoE?...
youtu.be/4XgUTCS4MoE?...
You know the Pistons won again…
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You know the Pistons won again…
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Gmac Cash - Pistons Won Again (Audio)
YouTube video by Gmac Cash
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
SACK FRIGGIN LUNCH
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
SACK FRIGGIN LUNCH
Passing the Barham. Is this anything?
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Passing the Barham. Is this anything?
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My Gran when I booked iZOMBiE…
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My Gran when I booked iZOMBiE…
Yes, @hooverstreetrag.org, I promise I am hydrating while being sick and watching garbage tv that infuriates me.
Pro tip, if you invite your drunken, coked up caveman friend to your rich parents’ lake house, he’s going to break an expensive glass table. I could have warned all these fools. Poor Evan deserves better friends. #TellMeLies
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yes, @hooverstreetrag.org, I promise I am hydrating while being sick and watching garbage tv that infuriates me.
Pro tip, if you invite your drunken, coked up caveman friend to your rich parents’ lake house, he’s going to break an expensive glass table. I could have warned all these fools. Poor Evan deserves better friends. #TellMeLies
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pro tip, if you invite your drunken, coked up caveman friend to your rich parents’ lake house, he’s going to break an expensive glass table. I could have warned all these fools. Poor Evan deserves better friends. #TellMeLies
This was a very competitive seminar to get into, and she wasn’t even prepared for the first day. Maybe it’s because I’m super sick, but this is making me super crabby rn. #TellMeLies
Folks, she got into the advanced writing seminar for her second semester of college. Prerequisites be damned I guess. Meanwhile, she’s in 2 situationships, and was going to sleep with them back to back, no shower in between, but only stopped because of interruption. 😵💫🫠🤢🤮 #TellMeLies
I’m sick, and lying in bed watching some Hulu show called #TellMeLies. Aside from the 30 year-olds playing 18 year-olds, the most unbelievable thing is a college freshman in a small, fictional writing seminar. Cmon son. Freshmen take basic course 101 in an auditorium of 200 students.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This was a very competitive seminar to get into, and she wasn’t even prepared for the first day. Maybe it’s because I’m super sick, but this is making me super crabby rn. #TellMeLies
Folks, she got into the advanced writing seminar for her second semester of college. Prerequisites be damned I guess. Meanwhile, she’s in 2 situationships, and was going to sleep with them back to back, no shower in between, but only stopped because of interruption. 😵💫🫠🤢🤮 #TellMeLies
I’m sick, and lying in bed watching some Hulu show called #TellMeLies. Aside from the 30 year-olds playing 18 year-olds, the most unbelievable thing is a college freshman in a small, fictional writing seminar. Cmon son. Freshmen take basic course 101 in an auditorium of 200 students.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Folks, she got into the advanced writing seminar for her second semester of college. Prerequisites be damned I guess. Meanwhile, she’s in 2 situationships, and was going to sleep with them back to back, no shower in between, but only stopped because of interruption. 😵💫🫠🤢🤮 #TellMeLies
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
I’m sick, and lying in bed watching some Hulu show called #TellMeLies. Aside from the 30 year-olds playing 18 year-olds, the most unbelievable thing is a college freshman in a small, fictional writing seminar. Cmon son. Freshmen take basic course 101 in an auditorium of 200 students.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m sick, and lying in bed watching some Hulu show called #TellMeLies. Aside from the 30 year-olds playing 18 year-olds, the most unbelievable thing is a college freshman in a small, fictional writing seminar. Cmon son. Freshmen take basic course 101 in an auditorium of 200 students.
Sick with a cold, so I’m lying in bed, watching #JoyToTheWorld on Hulu, starring CMM and Emmanuelle Chriqui. Lifestyle influencer made up a fake family, so now she has to have a fake marriage with CMM before she gets busted.
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sick with a cold, so I’m lying in bed, watching #JoyToTheWorld on Hulu, starring CMM and Emmanuelle Chriqui. Lifestyle influencer made up a fake family, so now she has to have a fake marriage with CMM before she gets busted.
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Please enjoy some puppy playtime
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Please enjoy some puppy playtime
Now Dee and I both love cooking, but some nights you just don’t have it (see tonight), and it actually kicks ass that I can buy the $8 rotisserie chicken and ready made green beans. My mom exhausted herself, and was thrilled when my dad took an interest in cooking.
It’s always funny when a particular rancid group of men wax nostalgic for the past because women cooked and served men and think they would be disappointed in today’s women. Fools. My lady ancestors would fucking love that I can buy an $8 rotisserie chicken with no effort, on my own for myself.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Now Dee and I both love cooking, but some nights you just don’t have it (see tonight), and it actually kicks ass that I can buy the $8 rotisserie chicken and ready made green beans. My mom exhausted herself, and was thrilled when my dad took an interest in cooking.
So once upon a time, people would use Substack, so I apparently am still on their email list, and um,,,,,
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So once upon a time, people would use Substack, so I apparently am still on their email list, and um,,,,,
Jail
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Jail
Sometimes you stay up late and watch a really stupid football game.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sometimes you stay up late and watch a really stupid football game.