Joanna Theiss
@joannatheiss.com
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Writer of weird things sitting with a cat in Washington, DC she/her www.joannatheiss.com
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Belt Looks Weird On Child
Belt Looks Weird On Child
I love when Caturday is trending on a Thursday
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weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!
Very jealous of my printer
Top of a dusty home printer. The small rectangular screen reads "Deep Sleep"
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Now Playing: D'Angelo's debut album 'Brown Sugar' (1995) | Rest in Power to one of the truest talents the music world has ever seen and heard.

album.ink/dangeloBS
I've already read more books this year than last. Reading is keeping me from despair
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Hotto Inu, the mascot for Hot Staff staffing agency, is a “hot” dog who warmly supports those looking for work.
A white dog mascot with one red ear and one blue stands on a stage.
Nooo that's terrible! All of mine are about missing flights and unsuccessfully begging gate agents to let me on after the doors have closed
Yay! I think you'll love it
I hope you enjoy! I could not put it down, honestly
I am behind the times, but THE MINISTRY OF TIME by Kaliane Bradley is amazing for our times and everyone should read it right now
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Me: my back hurts all the time, it makes no sense
Also me:
Red stick figure with severely bad posture
"Regardless of how miserable or how splendid the circumstances, the sheer experience of camping seems a total justification for doing it." - Anne LaBastille, WOODSWOMAN
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This Saturday, 2 pm Eastern. Readers: Katherine Plumhoff, Jose Hernandez Diaz, Andrea Marcusa, Court Harler, Thaisa Frank, Brett Pribble, Jenn D’Alvia, C.Christine Fair, Jason Lee Norman.
Register here for zoom link:

us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
The author will appreciate it, even if she doesn't know it's happening
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Tsunahikika-chan is a rope fairy from Yonabaru, a town in Okinawa where there’s an annual tug of war event.
A small smiling mascot, whose body resembles rope, stands on a stage.
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Ollie the pig is the health promotion mascot for Shodoshima Island. He’s a health fanatic but also has metabolic syndrome. He loves eating olives from Shodoshima.
A black pig mascot stands on a stage.
I saw not one, but TWO, Kingfishers this morning! Things are bad, but this is objectively not
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Didn’t know this! Do you know how many years I pined for jstor access! Yes I am a giant nerd who pines for academe leave me alone with my papers and books
This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
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candidates showing actual guts even after being targeted by the cowardly powers that be, we love to see it
EDIT: COME TO THE INTERSECTION OF HARVARD AND S 25TH STREET.

That is where ICE is conducting its operations. That is where we will be.
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This message made me so happy! If you love a book, tell the author 🥰
Screenshot of a text that reads: I found a copy of your book in a small bookstore in Indianapolis and read it in two days. It made me laugh and cry and feel things I haven’t felt in a very long time. Thank you for writing it and sharing it with the world.