Jess (Turkey & Stuffing) Maerz
@jmaerz.bsky.social
Academic advisor. Former professor, theatre historian, and still an enthusiastic teacher. UGA grad now in Tucson AZ. Go Sounders! FC Tucson fan ⚽️
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idea for people who celebrate christmas:
1. use tinsel to divide your tree into differently shaped sections with roughly similar numbers of ornaments
2. say it's "treedistricting"
1. use tinsel to divide your tree into differently shaped sections with roughly similar numbers of ornaments
2. say it's "treedistricting"
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
idea for people who celebrate christmas:
1. use tinsel to divide your tree into differently shaped sections with roughly similar numbers of ornaments
2. say it's "treedistricting"
1. use tinsel to divide your tree into differently shaped sections with roughly similar numbers of ornaments
2. say it's "treedistricting"
He really went with “the best is yet to come,” didn’t he? Petty. I like it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
He really went with “the best is yet to come,” didn’t he? Petty. I like it.
Who else hates their #Samsung washer? This thing is making me crazy and I’m a day behind finishing laundry because it’s a fussy fuckin bitch
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Who else hates their #Samsung washer? This thing is making me crazy and I’m a day behind finishing laundry because it’s a fussy fuckin bitch
I’ve lived in Tucson for 15 years, and it’s never occurred to me until just now to sing, “Mr. Javelina, Mr. Bob Javelina” when we run across those guys. I’m super disappointed in myself
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’ve lived in Tucson for 15 years, and it’s never occurred to me until just now to sing, “Mr. Javelina, Mr. Bob Javelina” when we run across those guys. I’m super disappointed in myself
Lucie extracted this squeaker from her Halloween Snoopy toy, and HOWWWW has no-one thought of this before?! Genius
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Lucie extracted this squeaker from her Halloween Snoopy toy, and HOWWWW has no-one thought of this before?! Genius
In my Dubai chocolate era, apparently
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
In my Dubai chocolate era, apparently
Be advised, @nathanhruby.bsky.social
When you get your covid and flu shot at the same time you buy yourself a Switch2 as a little treat 🍦
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Be advised, @nathanhruby.bsky.social
Yes I did.
September 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Yes I did.
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For me, The Leagues Cup stands above Supporters Shield, CCL, MLS Cup, Club World Cup. No i'm not saying that because of who won you can't prove that! are you recording this? hey get out of here cop
September 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For me, The Leagues Cup stands above Supporters Shield, CCL, MLS Cup, Club World Cup. No i'm not saying that because of who won you can't prove that! are you recording this? hey get out of here cop
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WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!
Aww, they gave Pedro a blender 💚💚💚
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Aww, they gave Pedro a blender 💚💚💚
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The Sounders are crazy because it’s like…ah the Alaska-native Mexico international converted & the cocky, Russia-born goalkeeper with the Stanford education who looks like he was a Sons of Anarchy extra has made a save to send them through.
Of course.
Of course.
August 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The Sounders are crazy because it’s like…ah the Alaska-native Mexico international converted & the cocky, Russia-born goalkeeper with the Stanford education who looks like he was a Sons of Anarchy extra has made a save to send them through.
Of course.
Of course.
To the woman in line behind me at the grocery store, who, upon hearing the cashier card me, realized that today was my birthday, and then GAVE ME A LITTLE ORCHID RIGHT THERE IN LINE AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?!?! You, ma’am, absolutely floored me and made my day!
August 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
To the woman in line behind me at the grocery store, who, upon hearing the cashier card me, realized that today was my birthday, and then GAVE ME A LITTLE ORCHID RIGHT THERE IN LINE AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?!?! You, ma’am, absolutely floored me and made my day!
Not to LinkedIn this joint up, but I’m learning new skills for my new role, and I am in HEAVEN learning how a different side of the Uni works!
July 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not to LinkedIn this joint up, but I’m learning new skills for my new role, and I am in HEAVEN learning how a different side of the Uni works!
I understand that you do a podcast. I am simply not listening to your podcast.
July 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I understand that you do a podcast. I am simply not listening to your podcast.
Possibly unpopular opinion: people who squirt and drizzle their skincare products directly onto their skin (vs. hands then face) are unhinged in the worst way.
July 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Possibly unpopular opinion: people who squirt and drizzle their skincare products directly onto their skin (vs. hands then face) are unhinged in the worst way.
If your #Samsung ActiveJet washer constantly is going unbalanced:
-Remove your last wash so machine is off
-Press the power on button
-Quickly press the temp and delay end buttons simultaneously for 3 seconds
-Hit start
-Wait 3 mins or so and it will recalibrate the drum for spin cycle
-Yay!
-Remove your last wash so machine is off
-Press the power on button
-Quickly press the temp and delay end buttons simultaneously for 3 seconds
-Hit start
-Wait 3 mins or so and it will recalibrate the drum for spin cycle
-Yay!
July 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If your #Samsung ActiveJet washer constantly is going unbalanced:
-Remove your last wash so machine is off
-Press the power on button
-Quickly press the temp and delay end buttons simultaneously for 3 seconds
-Hit start
-Wait 3 mins or so and it will recalibrate the drum for spin cycle
-Yay!
-Remove your last wash so machine is off
-Press the power on button
-Quickly press the temp and delay end buttons simultaneously for 3 seconds
-Hit start
-Wait 3 mins or so and it will recalibrate the drum for spin cycle
-Yay!
Today’s #LessonsWithLucie AppARENTly I’m not supposed to take Mom’s sandwich into the bedroom
June 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Today’s #LessonsWithLucie AppARENTly I’m not supposed to take Mom’s sandwich into the bedroom
I understand that #AZ weather is complicated, but I’m still having a hard time with the fact that I have to moisturize my black composite sink.
June 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I understand that #AZ weather is complicated, but I’m still having a hard time with the fact that I have to moisturize my black composite sink.
MSNBC just said “fuck it,” and threw their coverage to Sky News. Not feeling great about things, besties!
June 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
MSNBC just said “fuck it,” and threw their coverage to Sky News. Not feeling great about things, besties!
Every time
June 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Every time
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#OTD (Jun 10) in the year 1604: death of Isabella Andreini, Italian actress (born 1562) #OTDIH #history 🗃️ #EarlyModern #17thc
Isabella Andreini
Isabella Andreini, also known as Isabella Da Padova, was an Italian actress and writer. Andreini was a member of the Compagnia dei Comici Gelosi, a touring theatre company that performed in Italy and France. The role of Isabella of the commedia dell'arte was named after her.
en.wikipedia.org
June 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
#OTD (Jun 10) in the year 1604: death of Isabella Andreini, Italian actress (born 1562) #OTDIH #history 🗃️ #EarlyModern #17thc
TFW you have had a shelter rescue dog for 2 months, and have been working hard to get her adjusted, and you go to skritch her while she’s sleeping, and she just relaxes in your hands.
Y’all.
#LessonsWithLucie Love wins. Always.
Y’all.
#LessonsWithLucie Love wins. Always.
June 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
TFW you have had a shelter rescue dog for 2 months, and have been working hard to get her adjusted, and you go to skritch her while she’s sleeping, and she just relaxes in your hands.
Y’all.
#LessonsWithLucie Love wins. Always.
Y’all.
#LessonsWithLucie Love wins. Always.
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If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
June 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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