james f. bread 🍞⁴
@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
I'm easily distracted with bread.
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aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
i'm a heretic. neurospicy af.
executive chaos broker.
only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
🥳🥳🥳🥳
aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
i'm a heretic. neurospicy af.
executive chaos broker.
only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
Whenever I have the opportunity to bow, I always opt to curtsy cuz I'm a fucking maverick.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Whenever I have the opportunity to bow, I always opt to curtsy cuz I'm a fucking maverick.
I can't wait for my first minibike to get here! I wanna start tinkering and making plans for world domination already!
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can't wait for my first minibike to get here! I wanna start tinkering and making plans for world domination already!
Am I gonna get myself a cheeseburger for dinfest? Almost certainly.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Am I gonna get myself a cheeseburger for dinfest? Almost certainly.
Y'all see Trump posted over 400 times in an hour? That's too many posts.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Y'all see Trump posted over 400 times in an hour? That's too many posts.
Back in the days, if you had aluminum dinnerware AND a pineapple, you were hot shit. I think that might be anachronistic. Naw.. I'm sure those two things were dumb expensive around the same time.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Back in the days, if you had aluminum dinnerware AND a pineapple, you were hot shit. I think that might be anachronistic. Naw.. I'm sure those two things were dumb expensive around the same time.
I make a mean sausage McMuffin. I gotta go back to that meat shoppe and get some more of that breakfast sausage.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I make a mean sausage McMuffin. I gotta go back to that meat shoppe and get some more of that breakfast sausage.
A kilometer is about 0.6 miles.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A kilometer is about 0.6 miles.
People, not property. Comrades, not capital. They rob and kill us everyday and get more upset about the stuff that gets burned down, but not the people smoldering.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
People, not property. Comrades, not capital. They rob and kill us everyday and get more upset about the stuff that gets burned down, but not the people smoldering.
I think I'm kinda over this whole "nation" thing. Seems like that's causing a bunch of problems. Very groovy indeed.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think I'm kinda over this whole "nation" thing. Seems like that's causing a bunch of problems. Very groovy indeed.
I'm gonna start calling things "groovy" both sarcastically and earnestly, good and bad. It'll all just be groovy as fuck.
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm gonna start calling things "groovy" both sarcastically and earnestly, good and bad. It'll all just be groovy as fuck.
I ordered my lil bike! I'm glad I waited. Now I'm doing basically this:
a man sits on the floor in front of a door with the words " are you waiting for the package you just ordered "
ALT: a man sits on the floor in front of a door with the words " are you waiting for the package you just ordered "
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I ordered my lil bike! I'm glad I waited. Now I'm doing basically this:
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
I like to tell people things when I learn them and I learn things all the time and I suck at small talk so you'll get to learn useless facts too. 😊
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I like to tell people things when I learn them and I learn things all the time and I suck at small talk so you'll get to learn useless facts too. 😊
I can tell you why that's wrong, Mr Nehls. He wouldn't have been allowed to be a disciple because he wasn't Jewish. It's hilariously ironic. Jesus would hate all of you.
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I can tell you why that's wrong, Mr Nehls. He wouldn't have been allowed to be a disciple because he wasn't Jewish. It's hilariously ironic. Jesus would hate all of you.
I'm the only one in my family that hasn't been outside of the country. I have to change that soon. I wanna go to a place.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm the only one in my family that hasn't been outside of the country. I have to change that soon. I wanna go to a place.
Not eating Campbell's cuz some asshole said it's food for poor people like it's not food for poor people is silly and I bet the people doing that aren't poor because poor people don't stop eating food cuz someone says it's for poor people.
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Not eating Campbell's cuz some asshole said it's food for poor people like it's not food for poor people is silly and I bet the people doing that aren't poor because poor people don't stop eating food cuz someone says it's for poor people.
Turns out the guard that died not only wanted to follow illegal orders. She was upset that she couldn't be more aggressive. I'm not campaigning for shit so I don't give a baker's fuck. I didn't feel bad for either of them to begin with and definitely don't now.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Turns out the guard that died not only wanted to follow illegal orders. She was upset that she couldn't be more aggressive. I'm not campaigning for shit so I don't give a baker's fuck. I didn't feel bad for either of them to begin with and definitely don't now.
Now that I have had time to wait and do a little research, I am gonna wait to get this bike for a little bit longer and learn a little bit more. I wanna start the new hobby already, though!
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Now that I have had time to wait and do a little research, I am gonna wait to get this bike for a little bit longer and learn a little bit more. I wanna start the new hobby already, though!
I'm gonna say this once and then probably a lot in the coming days: I fucking hate Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm gonna say this once and then probably a lot in the coming days: I fucking hate Christmas.
Reposted by james f. bread 🍞⁴
@steviedelmar.bsky.social was this what you were talking about?
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@steviedelmar.bsky.social was this what you were talking about?
Fun Thanksgiving fact!
The turkey we eat for Thanksgiving isn't a turkey. The English thought it was a Turkey fowl which is a bird they thought came from Turkey, but really came from Guinea.
I believe the turkey we eat is related to some other bird indigenous to the Americas.
The turkey we eat for Thanksgiving isn't a turkey. The English thought it was a Turkey fowl which is a bird they thought came from Turkey, but really came from Guinea.
I believe the turkey we eat is related to some other bird indigenous to the Americas.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fun Thanksgiving fact!
The turkey we eat for Thanksgiving isn't a turkey. The English thought it was a Turkey fowl which is a bird they thought came from Turkey, but really came from Guinea.
I believe the turkey we eat is related to some other bird indigenous to the Americas.
The turkey we eat for Thanksgiving isn't a turkey. The English thought it was a Turkey fowl which is a bird they thought came from Turkey, but really came from Guinea.
I believe the turkey we eat is related to some other bird indigenous to the Americas.
Today I learned two things:
1: The English had been to Massachusetts and had been fishing there for at least 100 years before Columbus found "Japan".
2: The first Thanksgiving was in Virginia and the feast was a trap and the natives massacred English colonists.
1: The English had been to Massachusetts and had been fishing there for at least 100 years before Columbus found "Japan".
2: The first Thanksgiving was in Virginia and the feast was a trap and the natives massacred English colonists.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today I learned two things:
1: The English had been to Massachusetts and had been fishing there for at least 100 years before Columbus found "Japan".
2: The first Thanksgiving was in Virginia and the feast was a trap and the natives massacred English colonists.
1: The English had been to Massachusetts and had been fishing there for at least 100 years before Columbus found "Japan".
2: The first Thanksgiving was in Virginia and the feast was a trap and the natives massacred English colonists.
Paramore's cover of Passion Fruit is objectively better than the original.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Paramore's cover of Passion Fruit is objectively better than the original.
I'd wait for an appropriate time to say this, but I won't. This is a really good reason to not follow illegal orders.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'd wait for an appropriate time to say this, but I won't. This is a really good reason to not follow illegal orders.