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james f. bread 🍞⁴
@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
I'm easily distracted with bread.
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aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
i'm a heretic. neurospicy af.
executive chaos broker.

only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
Look at it! Gimme some variation of this!
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh, how I would love to drive an EV if it was this lil guy.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oddly enough, the prices of cocaine and quail eggs have stayed the same.
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hope they never get caught.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I'll watch my god damn tone once they fix their fucking behavior.
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I know a little bit about a lotta shit.
October 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The Japanese soda Ramune uses them! I thought they invented it.
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I care. It's a problem. I hope you're okay.
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
8a. So many.

8b. Steven Universe: what Lapis goes through is heartbreaking
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM