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james f. bread 🍞⁴
@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
I'm easily distracted with bread.
🥳🥳🥳🥳

aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer.
i'm a heretic. neurospicy af.
executive chaos broker.

only take, like 20% of what I say seriously.
please no DM's 🤗
I can't imagine that place has gotten better since I left.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I want a little sculpture of this.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Well.. he was ostensibly right. He's killed a bunch of people.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think you're right actually. 😯
Thank you! 😊
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm a sucker for white wheels
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I would. I love Burger King.
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You reminded me that I haven't had chili dogs in a while.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I still want that cactus juice.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Demon muscle mommies? I'm in.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The Moment to Pick a Side Has Cum
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
What the fuck are all these people with all this information waiting for?
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I treat them like people so yes, but I give them a limit four "bless you's" instead of the three I give humans because dogs and cats are better people.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
How did we let that happen for as long as we did?
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What do you wanna eat?
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
They think they're the good guys and will continue to think that until they start facing consequences.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is very cute! 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That's pretty tight.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Do you have any recommendations for a service for audiobooks?
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh. She was still making good music when I was 16.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM