JIll Kent
@jillkent.bsky.social
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Me: Oracle, how will I know if I am living in very dumb times?
Oracle: There will be definitive signs.
Headline from Isaac Schorr of Mediate. Breaking: MTG is no longer following Catturd2 on X
And God looked upon his creation and said "Oh, about that fluoride...I think that was a mistake. Whoopsie!"
RFK, Talking out of his Ass, Chapter 15: Verse 12.
I did. What a waste of my finite time on this planet.
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Don't cry for me Argentina... Just give me $40 billion in unappropriated taxpayer funds.
Critiquing the activism of your fellow man behind the safety of a screen sure is a choice.
I'm just surprised that the fluffer doctor didn't claim he had a 65 inch penis.
By investigating, I'm sure they mean 'we will pretend to do something and hope you forget all about this'.
Rep. Dave Taylor goosestepped into the office and promised to give the staffer a stern talking to about the importance of hiding the flags he approves of when Politico comes to call.
Under this administration, the investigators will be ordered to deem the flag very cool and completely fine.
My mother has dementia and lives on Facebook. The 'life hacks' on Facebook have her hoarding bread ties (Just watch! the ads promise) and tin foil. Unfortunately, she forgets why she's keeping that garbage on the daily.
If someone wanted to seem like a NAZI sympathizing gaslighter, this is exactly what they would say.
Kentucky Fried Economy.
Voting for the guy decimating your state's opportunity to diversify the economy and actually bring back manufacturing jobs must be worth all of that 'lib owning' for the MAGA faithful.
www.weku.org/the-commonwe...
Trump Administration cuts around $100 million in grant funds for a western Ky battery plant, other projects could also be on the chopping block
Grant terminations in Kentucky could hit other projects in Maysville and UK research
www.weku.org
Perhaps we're finally close to cracking the 'Why does Trump hate windpower so much?' case.
The people either cheer on the cruelty or believe it is a 'liBerUl lIe'. As for the media, they're just praying for eyeballs on screens and ad revenue.
Those are UTAX syllabus excerpts.
Thanks to Izzy's baffling appetite for debit cards and driver's licenses I managed to take the worst picture known to man this afternoon. You know it's bad whenever the dour faced women manning the cameras at the DMV recoil.
My camera didn't put on 10 pounds. It took off 20.
Kinda like
a cartoon character with a skull on his face
Alt: Skeletor from HeMan smiling and holding a staff.
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Surprised that thrussy hasn't been blurred, honestly.
You'd think the gyneckologist would have given him a bonus stitch or ten just to tighten things up.
He may not have saved it, but here in my Tevangelical corner of the country, he purchased it pretty cheap.
I never, ever want to hear a 'conservative' bleat about mUh fReE tRaDe and oPeN mArkEtS ever again.
Someone at Walter Reed needs to suggest a visit to a Gyneckologist for an annual review.
The silence from the pastal Qanon, 'Save the Children' types of 2020 is deafening.
The Tide is High covered by Blondie.
They all act like they’re part of a sequestered jury with only VHS tapes of Knot’s Landing and Chicken Soup for the Soul books as links to the outside world whenever they are asked about Trump.
A cop just stopped by and asked what in the hell I was doing, exercising in a filthy dog park. That’s an improvement over the cop who asked if I was having a medical emergency last year which probably means my Pilates form looks better now.