2016: Deport 'em all
2020: Deport 'em all
2024: Deport 'em all
Also 2024: Don't deport me. That's unfair.
2020: Deport 'em all
2024: Deport 'em all
Also 2024: Don't deport me. That's unfair.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
2016: Deport 'em all
2020: Deport 'em all
2024: Deport 'em all
Also 2024: Don't deport me. That's unfair.
2020: Deport 'em all
2024: Deport 'em all
Also 2024: Don't deport me. That's unfair.
What Trump fatigue? This man just never stops.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What Trump fatigue? This man just never stops.
The NY Post's desperation to paint Trump as competent and diligent reminds me of my great plan when I was a seven year old being forced to take piano lessons. One week I listed my practice time as 100 hours. When called out, I opted for a more reasonable 70 hours the next week.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The NY Post's desperation to paint Trump as competent and diligent reminds me of my great plan when I was a seven year old being forced to take piano lessons. One week I listed my practice time as 100 hours. When called out, I opted for a more reasonable 70 hours the next week.
No President has been able to differentiate the duck from the tiger before Trump!
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
No President has been able to differentiate the duck from the tiger before Trump!
This is the off-ramp some of the Qanon Quazies are going to take now that Trump's second term is failing to enrich anyone beyond the immediate circle & privileged few. Instead of confronting their mistakes, they'll shake their fists at the sky and blame the 'clones'.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is the off-ramp some of the Qanon Quazies are going to take now that Trump's second term is failing to enrich anyone beyond the immediate circle & privileged few. Instead of confronting their mistakes, they'll shake their fists at the sky and blame the 'clones'.
I got a biblical collage for that scholar.
Checkmate, libs.
Checkmate, libs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got a biblical collage for that scholar.
Checkmate, libs.
Checkmate, libs.
If Luis Pasteur were brought back to life today, he'd probably think "Screw you guys. Let me die again". If this keeps up, I fully expect the enthusiasts to pull a Covid era "Did they die with food borne illness or because of food borne illness?" line of 'reasoning'.
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If Luis Pasteur were brought back to life today, he'd probably think "Screw you guys. Let me die again". If this keeps up, I fully expect the enthusiasts to pull a Covid era "Did they die with food borne illness or because of food borne illness?" line of 'reasoning'.
I should be ashamed that I insist on a roaring fire when it’s 60 degrees but…I’m not. I’m not made for cold weather.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I should be ashamed that I insist on a roaring fire when it’s 60 degrees but…I’m not. I’m not made for cold weather.
This is me reading all of the family drama via group texts after I tapped out of my final 'Very MAGA Family Thanksgiving"
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This is me reading all of the family drama via group texts after I tapped out of my final 'Very MAGA Family Thanksgiving"
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
I was told I'd regret my rash decision to leave them to it and in a way, they were right. I do regret not doing it sooner.
Golly. Gee. When you put it that way, I'm really feeling the need to gEt ThIS dEaL bEfOrE iT's GoNe.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Golly. Gee. When you put it that way, I'm really feeling the need to gEt ThIS dEaL bEfOrE iT's GoNe.
Wild to think that their ancestors were once fearsome wolves
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Wild to think that their ancestors were once fearsome wolves
Out: Fresh Prince of Bel Air
In: Fetid Prince of Bad Hair
In: Fetid Prince of Bad Hair
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Out: Fresh Prince of Bel Air
In: Fetid Prince of Bad Hair
In: Fetid Prince of Bad Hair
See? All that pain and bother was worth it
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
See? All that pain and bother was worth it
One section of the lights is burned out so it I’m going to declare this a 90% success. Not too shabby
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One section of the lights is burned out so it I’m going to declare this a 90% success. Not too shabby
Sorry, folks. The 'freeze peach' larp is over. The moose out front should have told you.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Sorry, folks. The 'freeze peach' larp is over. The moose out front should have told you.
Patel looks like he's completely tuned out and is instead straining his eyes to determine whether he sees a young lady or an elderly lady.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Patel looks like he's completely tuned out and is instead straining his eyes to determine whether he sees a young lady or an elderly lady.
Corporate would like you to find the difference between these two photos.
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Corporate would like you to find the difference between these two photos.
The Amazon 'haul' section reminds me so much of this scene form The Jerk.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Amazon 'haul' section reminds me so much of this scene form The Jerk.
Managed to snag a pair with definitely not little kid bows
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Managed to snag a pair with definitely not little kid bows
You know the alligator I saw yesterday? Here he/she is on the road by the lake. I guess if you've ever asked yourself "How did the alligator cross the road?" The answer is...poorly.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You know the alligator I saw yesterday? Here he/she is on the road by the lake. I guess if you've ever asked yourself "How did the alligator cross the road?" The answer is...poorly.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.
When the grim reaper definitely forgot his glasses before heading out to work.
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When the grim reaper definitely forgot his glasses before heading out to work.
My favorite Michael Jackson eating popcorn .gif moment has to be watching the natives freak the hell out whenever a new resident asks why the trees in the middle of the road aren't cut down to make driving easier. Just saw a person asking that question get completely run off the website.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My favorite Michael Jackson eating popcorn .gif moment has to be watching the natives freak the hell out whenever a new resident asks why the trees in the middle of the road aren't cut down to make driving easier. Just saw a person asking that question get completely run off the website.