jez
@jezrana.bsky.social
I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this (she/her, 18+, fandom account currently posting a lot about BTS and Ateez and occasionally other kpop groups).
Pinned
jez
@jezrana.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Still getting used to the fact that everything's public here & my posts are not going to be seen solely by fandom friends I've known for years, but anyway: Hi! I'm Jez and I suppose something of an introduction is in order.
I have done YARDWORK. I have probably not taken my agéd back into consideration as much as I should have. My backyard is absolutely CARPETED with weeds and I need to figure out a game plan for that. Anyway look at this snail I found.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have done YARDWORK. I have probably not taken my agéd back into consideration as much as I should have. My backyard is absolutely CARPETED with weeds and I need to figure out a game plan for that. Anyway look at this snail I found.
The ACLU is holding an anti-ICE postcard writing night at the bar two blocks from my apartment, which is also a bar that has nightly $5 cocktail specials and tonight some of the proceeds from those are also going to ACLU.
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The ACLU is holding an anti-ICE postcard writing night at the bar two blocks from my apartment, which is also a bar that has nightly $5 cocktail specials and tonight some of the proceeds from those are also going to ACLU.
At my parents’ to decorate their tree with the Georgia-Alabama game in the background and as someone with no dog in the fight and only a passing knowledge of college football I must say this game’s color palette sucks the red and crimson do not work together at ALL.
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
At my parents’ to decorate their tree with the Georgia-Alabama game in the background and as someone with no dog in the fight and only a passing knowledge of college football I must say this game’s color palette sucks the red and crimson do not work together at ALL.
Made a vet appointment for Monday and his appetite improved overnight, sir you are not beating the drama king allegations (I kid, obvs we are still going to the vet, but seeing him actually ask for more food did my heart good nonetheless ❤️)
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Made a vet appointment for Monday and his appetite improved overnight, sir you are not beating the drama king allegations (I kid, obvs we are still going to the vet, but seeing him actually ask for more food did my heart good nonetheless ❤️)
holy shit??? (this is Cocona, an idol I did not know of previously but am very glad I know about now. this is HUGE. good for them.
OMG???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is big and i’m so proud of them and glad they are comfortable enough to share this with us
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
holy shit??? (this is Cocona, an idol I did not know of previously but am very glad I know about now. this is HUGE. good for them.
While I wrestle with the question of how to handle my cat's health in the long term, in the meantime the surest way to get him to eat is a) put his food on a plate instead of in a bowl (I know whisker fatigue can be a thing, never seemed to bother him before but maybe it is now?)
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
While I wrestle with the question of how to handle my cat's health in the long term, in the meantime the surest way to get him to eat is a) put his food on a plate instead of in a bowl (I know whisker fatigue can be a thing, never seemed to bother him before but maybe it is now?)
Something that’s been going on for a minute but I have not talked about on here before: my cat might be nearing the end of his life and I’m not sure what the best course of action is and also hey this fucking sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Something that’s been going on for a minute but I have not talked about on here before: my cat might be nearing the end of his life and I’m not sure what the best course of action is and also hey this fucking sucks.
yeah okay this checks out
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
yeah okay this checks out
We all have to make sacrifices sometimes, like when I couldn’t find the big google eyes to make this stick horse sample craft so I ripped one off of the shoebox dragon who lives on my office floor. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I’LL PUT IT BACK.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We all have to make sacrifices sometimes, like when I couldn’t find the big google eyes to make this stick horse sample craft so I ripped one off of the shoebox dragon who lives on my office floor. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I’LL PUT IT BACK.
I’M NOT EXAGGERATING HE PUTS US IN HIS MOUTH WE ARE CHEWING GUM TO HIM
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’M NOT EXAGGERATING HE PUTS US IN HIS MOUTH WE ARE CHEWING GUM TO HIM
Elle Korea why did you make a video where Hobi puts us in his mouth why would you do that to me I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER.
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Elle Korea why did you make a video where Hobi puts us in his mouth why would you do that to me I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER.
Here we see a Hobi in his natural habitat. 💜
rkive Instagram stories:
(Joon, Yoongi, Tae, Jimin, Hobi, and JK)
(Joon, Yoongi, Tae, Jimin, Hobi, and JK)
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here we see a Hobi in his natural habitat. 💜
Not sure why the makeup artist for this went with "very pale but flushed across the cheekbones and nose as if fevered or sunburned" across the board for this one but I will allow it because they all look very kissable.
[📷] 2026 SEASON'S GREETINGS '산(SAN)'
🍰PASTRY SHOP PREVIEW
PRE-ORDER : 2025. 12. 4 1PM (KST) ~
RELEASE: 2025. 12. 30
#ATEEZ #에이티즈 #SAN #산
#2026SEASONSGREETINGS
🍰PASTRY SHOP PREVIEW
PRE-ORDER : 2025. 12. 4 1PM (KST) ~
RELEASE: 2025. 12. 30
#ATEEZ #에이티즈 #SAN #산
#2026SEASONSGREETINGS
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not sure why the makeup artist for this went with "very pale but flushed across the cheekbones and nose as if fevered or sunburned" across the board for this one but I will allow it because they all look very kissable.
“I’m not angry at YOUR backseat driving, it’s helpful.”
“He’s angry because I’M coming in trying to backseat drive when you already backseat drove.” *pause* “I’m third-row driving.”
“He’s angry because I’M coming in trying to backseat drive when you already backseat drove.” *pause* “I’m third-row driving.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“I’m not angry at YOUR backseat driving, it’s helpful.”
“He’s angry because I’M coming in trying to backseat drive when you already backseat drove.” *pause* “I’m third-row driving.”
“He’s angry because I’M coming in trying to backseat drive when you already backseat drove.” *pause* “I’m third-row driving.”
You have to love your family* because they are the people who understand when you talk about interring your grandmother’s ashes at the cemetery like it’s an errand you have to run before you can go have fun.
*I mean, *I* have to love my family, your mileage may vary
*I mean, *I* have to love my family, your mileage may vary
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You have to love your family* because they are the people who understand when you talk about interring your grandmother’s ashes at the cemetery like it’s an errand you have to run before you can go have fun.
*I mean, *I* have to love my family, your mileage may vary
*I mean, *I* have to love my family, your mileage may vary
good morning it is 11:31 local time and I am fixing my first drink as my family argues about the proper order of operations for making gravy. ✨THANKSGIVING✨
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
good morning it is 11:31 local time and I am fixing my first drink as my family argues about the proper order of operations for making gravy. ✨THANKSGIVING✨
I habitually do not work the day before Thanksgiving but I did today because of taking time off for Ren Faire and having shit I needed to get done. Horrible. Never again. I did however get all the yearly required trainings that have been looming over me all month done.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I habitually do not work the day before Thanksgiving but I did today because of taking time off for Ren Faire and having shit I needed to get done. Horrible. Never again. I did however get all the yearly required trainings that have been looming over me all month done.
All of this. It's not just what he's doing but that he does it with such effortless skill and humor and insane charisma. I think the first time I saw this might actually be the moment I knew I really truly loved Kim Seokjin.
this is hands down one of my favorite SJ moments because he's masterfully protecting his dongsaeng, making everyone laugh, AND pointing out how insane that request is all at once. He's so good.
this is the same seokjin who yelled, adamant at saying no for being requested to kiss tae on the cheek (king of boundaries) who now becomes the one suggesting vhope to kiss and agrees to a 2seok kiss instead because It’s Completely Different when it’s the members suggesting the kiss strategy
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
All of this. It's not just what he's doing but that he does it with such effortless skill and humor and insane charisma. I think the first time I saw this might actually be the moment I knew I really truly loved Kim Seokjin.
My job has shifted away from doing shelf displays/signage, but any teen space I ever have display control over in the future will have one of these in it. I've also seen bookmarks like this, which is also great, but not necessarily something a teen with restrictive parents could keep on them.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My job has shifted away from doing shelf displays/signage, but any teen space I ever have display control over in the future will have one of these in it. I've also seen bookmarks like this, which is also great, but not necessarily something a teen with restrictive parents could keep on them.
Let me sing you the song of my people: I was gone for twooooo business daaaaaays why are there so many eeeeeemails
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Let me sing you the song of my people: I was gone for twooooo business daaaaaays why are there so many eeeeeemails
PROOF OF LIFE also proof of hair long enough to pull back.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
PROOF OF LIFE also proof of hair long enough to pull back.
Ren Faire camping weekend very good but you know what’s also very good? Showers and beds that are not air mattresses.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ren Faire camping weekend very good but you know what’s also very good? Showers and beds that are not air mattresses.
The hat in all its glory please ignore the messy/hastily finished bits.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The hat in all its glory please ignore the messy/hastily finished bits.
One of the Houston friends we are camping with has a playlist going and on this playlist is a live rendition of Barrett’s Privateers (maybe Stan Rogers maybe someone else? I am very tired and a smidge high so idk.)
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
One of the Houston friends we are camping with has a playlist going and on this playlist is a live rendition of Barrett’s Privateers (maybe Stan Rogers maybe someone else? I am very tired and a smidge high so idk.)
This is absolutely not even a little bit news, but godDAMN kpop as a whole is just DIABOLICALLY good at coming up with earworms. I have had four earworms from different groups jockeying for position in my head all damn day.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is absolutely not even a little bit news, but godDAMN kpop as a whole is just DIABOLICALLY good at coming up with earworms. I have had four earworms from different groups jockeying for position in my head all damn day.